I DID see the humor in the whole thing.
Here I was all dressed up like a woman, having just sucked some guy's cock side by side with a transsexual Wo/Man who had done some cocksucking of her own, and laughing about the the amount of the "tip" the guys left. It was too surreal not to be funny.
"Here, Honey 'Girl', Let me fix your face." Lurecia reached into her purse and put some more lipstick on me. "Sucking a cock is a good way to dis-arrange your make up!"
"What do we do now?" I queried now that my mirth had subsided.
"Just wait a few minutes, Sweetie." Lurecia said that knowingly and looked down the parking aisle toward the elevators.
No sooner had she said that, the elevator doors opened and two figures exited the car and began to walk in our direction. Except for the fact that both of them were white, they were carbon copies of Jer and Burke, both dressed in nice suits with shiny shoes with leather heels that clacked on the cement floor as they approached us. When the got within a couple of parking spaces, the guy on the right spoke up:
"Hi, girls. It looks like you've been waiting for us!" He spoke in a jovial but affirmative tone. "As a matter of fact, my buddy here and I have kind of been waiting for you two as well, If you know what I mean."
I kept my mouth shut and let Lurecia play this one. It seemed to me that she clearly had the edge in dealing with just this situation.
"Well, Honey Stud, I think I DO know what you mean." She turned on the charm and shimmied a little for emphasis. "Why don't you come over here and find out what you've been waiting for?"
The walked over to our side of the car. Once they were far enough back, Lurecia opened the right front door which, as it had before, shielded the view of anyone standing in front of the car. She ushered guy #2 back toward me and motioned for me to open the rear door once he had cleared it.
There wasn't any more discussion. Guy #1 stood with his back to the front passenger seat, unzipped his pants, and pulled out his sizeable dick. Lurecia got down onto her knees and swiftly began to accost it with her mouth. Meanwhile, Guy #2 did the same for me and I followed suit. His cock wasn't quite as large as his friends but it wasn't puny either. Almost without giving it a thought, I knelt down and took his cock into my mouth. It felt like I was almost outside myself watching myself start to work over this guy's stiffening prick and part of me was astounded at how nonchalant I was in going down on this guy- -like I had been doing it all my life. I heard some vigorous slurping and sighing coming from Lurecia's vicinity and sensed that she was finishing Guy #1 off quickly. So, I stepped up my efforts with Guy #2. He was pretty horny for it didn't' take long to get him off. He shot his warm, salty load into my mouth and I quickly swallowed it and made sure there wasn't any excess dripping away. I even gave him the courtesy of shoving his softening prick back into his pants when I was finished. Without a word, he zipped up, reached into his front pocket, pulled out a money clip, and tossed two fifty dollar bills on the back seat and moved away around the open back car door. His friend, Guy#1 had also come and was putting himself back together. He did say something to Lurecia like, "That was sweet, baby!" and he peeled a hundred dollar bill off of his bankroll and actually handed it to Lurecia. She smiled at him and said, "Any time, Honey Stud!" Both of them walked away, clacking their way back to the elevators, joshing with each other about getting their rocks off.
I looked at Lurecia. "Is this how it is? You do this regularly? For money?" I was interested in her explanation would be.
"Oh, Honey, I don't to this ALL of the time, just every now and again when I get particularly hungry for cock." She was excited and her eyes were bright . "And, if you hadn't noticed, I don't ASK for any money. If they think they have to pay, well that's o.k. with me. If they think it is just a gratuity, that's o.k. with me too. Most of these guys are making big bucks and are used to use money to get favors, kind of like tipping the maiter'd to get a good table. As a matter of fact, one of the reasons I DON'T mention money is that I don't want to get nailed for prostitution. There isn't a vice cop in town that can make that stick when I don't solicit and don't ask for compensation. They might be able to get me for lewd acts in public but that is why I do my thing down here. I suppose technically it is in public but, tucked away down here, far from any random traffic, I might as well be in my own bedroom. And I have a deal with the security/parking attendant. You must have noticed that I slipped him some cash when we came in? Well, that was so I could get this very parking space, because it is out of the way not only of random passers by but pretty much concealed with the doors open from anyone who might just happen to look over here to see what is going on. On top of that, the security/parking guy makes sure the this parking space is in a blind spot for the security camera We sure don't want to wind up on video tape and have that aired somewhere. That's pretty much it."
"You really have it figured out." I sounded amazed because I was amazed. "Lurecia, you continue to amaze me."
We had three more sets of two guys and a couple of single guys that night. The routine was pretty much the same with all of them. Lurecia and I sucked off the duets together and we traded turns when the lone guys came around. Lurecia had planned wisely, too. She had a bottle of white wine in the car and a couple of plastic cups. This helped "refresh our palate" between "sessions" and it didn't get us too tipsy.
There were only two times when I got a little worried. One was when one of the single guys wanted to fuck Lurecia instead of getting a blow job. She played off of that by saying, "I'm on my period, honey, and I DON"T to anal (she lied)" The other dicey moment came when the guy I was sucking off grabbed my head to force my mouth down harder on his cock. Getting his cock farther into my mouth wasn't the problem but the fact that he was disarranging my wig was. I didn't want to lose my wig and get busted for being a transvestite while sucking his cock. He might not have a sense of humor about that. So, without missing a beat, still sucking his dick, I reached up and pulled his hands down to my shoulders and held them there while I finished him off. That particular guy had a small penis, which I suppose explains why he wanted it farther into my mouth. In any event, it didn't take long to get him off and he left satisfied.
Around midnight, we looked at each other and nodded a silent "that's enough for tonight". We got into our SUV and drove out of the garage, making sure of course to replace the orange cone in front of the parking space, and perhaps more importantly stop at the security/parking office to thank the attendant (and Lurecia slipped him an extra $50).
On the way back to Lurecia's, she and I got a chance to talk some more.
"So, Honey Boy, did that get you off?" She laughed, "I know you got those guys off!"
"It was exciting. I didn't get off, really- -I mean come, you know." I was thinking out loud, "But it felt good in a different way. Once I got used to the fact that those guys were accepting me for a woman, then I felt a lot freer to suck their cocks and not worry about it. And I honestly enjoyed feeling the different sizes and shapes of dicks in my mouth, tasting the variety of semen, and having that feeling of power at being able to get those guys off. I didn't really care for some of the "macho" knuckle-bumping stuff but, what the hell, guys are like that. Hey! I'M like that! It is just that from a woman's perspective, it comes off different- -not as much fun. But I suppose when a guy is getting a blow job from an anonymous woman, he doesn't feel like he has to be romantic, huh?"
"That's it, for sure. No romance needed, no strings attached- -on either side." Lurecia was joyous. "I get to have sex, enjoy it, and not have to worry about pleasing those guys in any other way but getting them off. And they gratefully kick in some cash! It's a pretty good deal!"