Chapter 10
I.
Recovering from Midge's death lock, I noticed all the girls that came with Midge were there except for Beth. After our encounter last night, I wanted to check in on her. "Where is Beth?" I asked.
"Which one of them is Beth?" Asked Nadia. The tinge in her voice wasn't quite accusation -- I've never given her cause for concern about other women. And, given her easy willingness to open our marriage to Pudge, it goes without saying that she's not a naturally jealous or suspicious woman. Still, she's a woman, and few women aren't going to want to know about another woman whose absence is noted by her husband. It would be easier to explain once Nadia had met her.
"Midget," I called across the patio -- I'd called her that since she was 13. It's an obvious nickname for a 13-year-old girl who already goes by the nickname "Midge" (Midge's given name was "Mary Margret" which is a perfectly fine name for a maiden aunt or a nun) and is four inches taller than you. It got me her attention and a pantomime of her putting me back in the sleeper hold. I ignored it, "Midget, where is Beth?" I asked.
She came over. Gave me a "playful" punch to the ribs. Her "playful" punch happened to land right where Pudge got me in the throes of early-morning passion, leaving a bruise. I yelp/gasped at the unfortunately placed shot. Which got Pudge's smiling attention, "Careful, Midge, he's a delicate flower." She saw where the "tap" landed and knew how hard she'd "tapped" me earlier. Pudge loved me, but she also loved to see me get what I had coming.
"Well, he's going to get plucked if he keeps it up," Midge answered. Then turning to the more pressing question, "I haven't seen her since you guys were up on the veranda last night."
I could tell without looking that my totally-not-the-jealous-type wife's eyes were locked on the back of my head right now. I was uniquely grateful in that moment that, while my wife shared many attributes with a certain comic book superheroine, she could not shoot heat beams from her eyes. At least I didn't think she could. I would consider the fact that the back of my head wasn't melting or bursting into flame as reasonable proof.
"I saw you and her," Midge continued as I had a vision of all of the bones of my limbs being broken one at a time, "She threw something down to the bed of the truck and scared the bejezus out of some guys looking at it. Then I went to get something more to drink. That was the last I saw of her." I chose that moment to start breathing again. "Nothing" really happened between me and young Beth, but she had wanted it to (or at least her inner pain led her to believe she did). Midge seeing Beth lock me in what surely could have looked like, from a distance, a mutually passionate kiss would have been awkward. I certainly could have explained it -- assuming I lived long enough to offer an explanation. Not having to beg for my life right now was a small blessing.
"I think we should look around for her. She wasn't in the best frame of mind last night. She'd also been drinking." I explained. "She's probably just sleeping it off, but let's be sure."
"Always thinking like a man." It was Nadia. I could tell from her tone that she wasn't worried about whatever transpired between me and Beth anymore. For one, there's no reason that I would be worried about finding her if there was something to hide. For another, she could tell I was concerned and trusted my judgement enough to know that she should be too. Her tone also was a little dismissive.
"Well, I am a man, dear." I explained. If I sounded irritated, it was because I was.
"Dingus," it was Pudge, "She means you're thinking like a person who needs to sack out for twelve hours after drinking three beers. Or as we've come to define it, 'a man'." The other girls had a laugh at that. I guess technically at my expense, but more so at the expense of my sex. She was right though. A man who had been drinking like Beth would, well, he'd be dead. If he wasn't, he'd need probably twelve to 24 hours to recover. Most women barely registered a hangover anymore. And they might sleep four hours a night on the far end. Beth could be out shopping for all I knew.
"You're right" I said.
"I know." Pudge retorted instantly.
"Still, she might be on the property somewhere," I said. If she wasn't, we had no idea where to look anyway. "Let's split up, and search the grounds, the residences, and the beach. Meet back here in, say, 40 minutes."
"Twenty." It was Nadia. She was used to being in charge, and, admittedly, better at than me. "We can search the grounds in 20 minutes with this many of us. Midge, you know the outbuildings better than the rest. I'll take the main house. Pudge, split up the rest of the girls and check the grounds. Simon, go look in the boathouse. I doubt she's there, but it's possible she took one of the boats out. There should be two boats in there: a Chris-Craft and a Ski Nautique." She paused looked among the girls to see that she was understood. She was. "Ok, back her in 20 minutes."
The girls all took off at the run.