Chapter 6
I.
There was light.
It was daytime when I awoke alone in the giant bed of the master suite. Well into the day from the angel of the tropical sun coming in through the window. Nearly noon for the looks of it.
My mouth was dry. How did I end up here? I remembered drifting off in the double chaise lounge. It definitely remembered what happened before that. The answer was obvious. Someone carried me here -- certainly not too great a feat for either of the amazons I could hear downstairs. Likely they both brought me up here. I was dressed in some lightweight tropical short pajamas. They must have cleaned me up. I should be sticky - crusted with dried sweat and other emanations, but I wasn't.
I had to pee.
I started to sit up but was met by a wave of pain from my hips and abdomen. I lifted the waist of the shorts. There was bruising from the tops of my thigh to my belly button. My penis was an angry reddish purple -sensitive to every touch, but not painfully. "Nadia," I said to no one, "Good lord." I shifted around and stood despite the pain. It got a little better with each step toward the bathroom. I stood in front of the toilet, reached down gingerly to lift the lid. I stood there waiting for the urine to flow. It took a second and a little extra force. It was painful to urinate. Not pain like a bladder infection. Pain like the urine burning some damaged tissue. I remembered the force my male parts needed to generate to ejaculate against the amazing power of Nadia's unchecked lady bits. Something must a have been hurt in my urinary tract. A "retrograde ejaculation" was the term that passed my mind. Semen blocked from exiting with enough force could press its way through the one-way valves that shut off a man's urinary tract from his reproductive apparatus. I'd read an article on it in some doctor's waiting room. It was an increasing problem, apparently. The reason for that was obvious to me after the events of last night. The cloudy, blood-tinged urine confirmed my diagnosis.
And I'm not even that kind of doctor.
Speaking of injury, I held up my right hand. The dislocated fingertip had been placed back -- one of the girls taking advantage of my being blacked out to pull it back into place. I flexed the fingers into a fist. There was pain, but everything worked. I hadn't put a finger into a girl's ass since that one girl in college -- what was her name -- begged me to a little too much. After what Pudge's asshole did to my index finger, it would definitely require a clear invite for me to try to do so again.
My urination stopped in a pathetic dribble of blood. That was something to look forward to for a couple of days if the doctor's office magazine was to be believed. I pulled up my shorts, took a terrycloth robe from a hook, donned it, and headed toward the sounds from the kitchen.
The sounds and the smoke.
My wife could build a computer from the wires up. She could load and run that computer with operating systems and software of her own creation. After that, she could sell that computer at a huge profit. Moreover, she could emplace people and systems to do that over and over again with ridiculous efficiency. She could also beat me to a pulp without breaking a sweat, and she would too if I made fun of the one thing she could not do.
Cook.
I got to the kitchen just after Pudge deployed the fire extinguisher. Whatever had been on the menu for brunch was now just charred remains with a casserole dish for a funerary urn. It would be up to the medical examiner to determine the cause of death.
I looked at my wife's obvious pain at the one thing she couldn't create -- breakfast.
"It's okay, dear," I said, putting my arm around her sitting down on at the counter next to her, "That casserole is in a better place now. It's up to us, the living, to find a way to trudge on." That got me a just-harder-than-loving jab to my already sore ribs.
I looked over Nadia and Pudge. Nadia had on her bright royal blue one-piece Speedo with a loose-fitting pair of athletic shorts riding low over her delightful ass for unnecessary around-the-house modesty. She usually wore bikinis around the beach. I thought of this one-piece, while not unpleasant to the eyes, as her "business" suit; she wore it when her activity was more for exercise than leisure or fashion. Pudge wore a similar type suit, but in red and without the shorts. That it was part of her company's new line of performance athletic wear was an easy guess as it had "JILL" in white block letters curving across her more compact muscle-dimpled butt. She caught me looking as she turned to bring cereal bowls and the couple of boxes of cereal that were now the brunch menu. "Like what you see, sport?" she said in the mocking tone she reserved for me.