The usual disclaimers. Everyone having sex is over 18. No COVID, or STD's occur in my strange, warped but happy little world.
Brian woke from a confusing dream in which he had been chasing a lovely naked girl but couldn't catch her. As he came awake, he understood that he had been chasing Cece the beautiful female police officer. It had been nearly a week since they had enjoyed two great sex filled days. At the end of which she had confessed she was falling for him and therefore she had to stop seeing him.
He groaned then sat up before slowly shuffling into the bathroom to perform his morning routine. Feeling much better but in great need of his coffee he quickly dressed. He got the coffeemaker going then debated about what to have for breakfast. He decided on a tomato, onion and cheese omelet with a fresh avocado on the side. He was just finishing his dishes when he heard a furious pounding on his door.
He knew it had to be Valentina, the homeless girl he couldn't get rid of, she was the only one that could have gotten into his garage. Frowning, he wiped his hands, took a gulp of coffee, then went to see what the girl's problem was. Before he could get to the door the loud pounding resumed.
"Hold on don't break the door down," he called loudly.
Jerking the door open he started to say, "What do you want?" but was met by 90 pounds of seriously pissed off Mexican female.
Sticking her finger under his nose she started spouting volumes of gutter Mexican that he couldn't follow entirely. He thought it was funny, here was this tiny female chewing him out about something and he could not understand her. He smiled, then giggled, then outright laughed at her. Seeing him laughing did nothing to calm her down of course, in fact, it incensed her so much she started kicking at him.
"God damn it," he yelled as a wild kick connected with his knee, "that's enough of that shit."
Reaching out he grabbed an arm then spun her around getting her in a bear hug. "Calm the fuck down right now or I am calling the police."
"Oh yes, big tough man, call your girlfriend and have her arrest me again," she screamed while trying to turn enough to kick him.
"I have no idea what you are trying to say," he told her.
"So, you deny telling your puta to arrest me?"
"She is not a puta, she is not my girlfriend, I have not talked to her for five days," he said.
"Liar, she said you wanted me arrested because I would not sign a paper. What paper, I don't know about a paper," she yelled.
"Ok, I understand now. If I let you go, will you promise to not try to kill me?" he asked her.
She gradually stopped struggling, finally standing still. Brian released her then pushed her away before telling her to turn around. He was wary in case she went back on the attack.
"Ok, start at the beginning and tell me everything," he told her.
She immediately began speaking so fast in such a crude dialect that he had to stop her.
"Calm down, ok?" he said soothingly. "I can't understand you when you talk so fast and wild."
Taking a deep breath she started over, "When I left the house yesterday to go beg for food money your puta and her pimp, Garcia and Vega, stopped me on the street and searched me. They said they found drugs, pills in my pocket. This was a lie, they planted them on me. So, they take me to the police station. After I sit there for four hours, they say no one is around to make the charges and put me in a cell. This morning they came for me and asked me why I didn't sign the dep something. I told them I don't know about it, what is a dep paper? They say to ask you then they let me go."
"Ok, I see. They got ahead of themselves a bit. Do you know what a deposition is?" he asked.
She shook her head no, looking embarrassed because of it.
"No need to be embarrassed," he said soothingly. "It is when you talk to a lawyer and tell them everything that happened. They write that down for you to sign. Then a judge looks at your paper, your deposition, then he looks at the deposition that I will give. Then the judge will decide who is correct. Then he says what must happen, what the law says must happen. You understand?"
"I think so," she said nodding. "Why do they need this dep, dep, paper?"
"Well, if you are honest, you will say I broke into Senor Greg's garage. I had never met him, he did not know I was trespassing. You will say you are not my girlfriend."
"But why would I say these things? If I do, they will make me leave or maybe put me in jail, correct?"
"Yes, those things could happen," he said honestly.
"So why would I say these things?" she asked curiously.
"Because they are the truth. You cannot lie to the judge."
"But I don't want to leave. If I tell the truth I will be made to leave."
"But Valentina, when I make my deposition, when I tell my story, I will have proof from Immigration that I was not here and did not know you were illegally staying in my house. All my neighbors and the security guards will say that they never saw you before one month ago. My story is the truth, yours would be a lie. The judge will see it right away," he said gently.
"So, you would make me leave just like that?" she asked him.
"Vale, this is not your home, I don't want you here," he said softly.
"But I could stay here to cook and clean for you," she said desperately.
"I don't need a cook and I have a person who comes once a week, tomorrow in fact, that does a very good job at cleaning," he explained.
"I can do those things too," she said.
"Vale, you live on the street, how could you know about cooking or cleaning?" he asked.
"I could learn," she pleaded.
"Why don't you stick to something you are good at, huh?"
"What do you think I am good at?" she asked puzzled.
"I am sure there are a lot of men who want to have sex with an underage looking girl. Keep doing that," he said.
"What are you trying to say, that I am a prostitute? How can you even think that after I climbed the tree to see how to have sex?" she said sounding hurt.
"Are you trying to tell me you are the world's only virgin hooker?" he scoffed.
"Of course I am a virgin," she said angrily. "Do you think just because I am poor and live on the street that I sell my body?"
"Yes, I did think that, I apologize," he said contritely. "It was an assumption, a generalization, that I should not have made."
She glared at him, still furious until she saw he was being sincere.