Note: This is an offshoot of the "Me, Myself, and Teri" series.
A couple of weeks had gone by without Jenna and Teri being able to engage in another scat session, not that it wasn't something they both wanted to do, almost desperately. It was just a busy time for them work and otherwise. They shared a couple of DoorDash-delivered fast-food dinners that ended with them making love, once even spending the night together, but nothing involving scat.
Several times during this dry spell they phoned each other during breaks at work to talk, usually bemoaning the fact they hadn't been able to get filthy together again and how wonderful it was going to be when they could. One particular afternoon turned into something special.
On this day Jenna had just returned to the office after running a lunchtime errand. It was a gray drizzly day, though warm, and her phone buzzed just as she turned into the office parking lot. The lot was half empty since several employees were away at a conference, so she found a parking spot easily and tapped the phone to answer. It was Teri. They began chit-chatting as usual and Jenna was in no hurry to break it off and go inside.
"I think the planets might finally be lining up," said Teri. "How does a week from Saturday sound, a flat-out scat party for two at my place."
"Not as good as this Saturday," replied Jenna, "since things have been slow at work so far with lots of people away at a conference. But, yeah, the following Saturday sounds great."
"Good. I have a surprise for you I think you'll like."
"Something very dirty, I hope."
"I said it was a surprise, but nice try, Jenna. Speaking of dirty, where are you exactly right now?"
"In my car in the parking lot at work. It's pretty deserted."
"Feel like doing something totally insane?"
"Oh fuck, here we go! What are you thinking of, Teri?"
"A week from Saturday is still a long ways off before we can get dirty together, so I thought in the interim -- you know what phone sex is, right? How about phone scat sex?"
"What do you mean? You want us to imagine we're having scat sex together and step by step make ourselves come?"
"Fuck, no! No imaginary shit, the real thing! You take a shit in your car there and I'll do the same here."
"Aren't you at your office?"
"Yes, I am, but keep talking," Teri said into the phone. "I'm on my way to the ladies' room. It'll only take me a second."
Jenna did what she asked, mainly fluctuating between how exciting the thought of doing this was and how risky and crazy it was, too, which of course made it even more thrilling. She could hear what sounded like a door swinging open and then banging closed, and then Teri's voice, "Good. I'm in a stall in the ladies' and no one else is in here. This should work okay." There was a brief pause and then she asked, "What are you wearing, by the way."
"The usual office attire, a dress and underwear, no stockings."
"Me, too," said Teri. "Fuck it, I'm taking all my clothes off. I guess you can't do that where you are, huh."
Jenna looked around the parking lot for a few seconds. "Not right here. But there's a vacant section on the far side of the lot I could drive to."
"Do it! Then we both can get naked!" She started the car and drove to the other side of the lot and parked next to a large green dumpster. It didn't make her invisible, obviously, but far enough out of the way not to draw attention. With the rain she doubted anyone would be strolling through the lot prying.
"Okay," Jenna said. "All set. This spot is much better. Listen, do you want to switch to Zoom before going any further?"
"Yeah, good idea." They did that and then Teri, using a suction cup holder, attached her phone to the stall door.
"Teri," Jenna blurted, "How dirty do you plan on getting?"
"Not nearly as filthy as I would like, unfortunately. I have a meeting with a supervisor in 90 minutes I can't get out of. That won't stop me from tasting it and smearing my nipples. I've got some hand wipes in my purse for cleanup." She flaunted her now naked body in front of the phone and said sexily, "How do I look? Can you make me out okay?"
"Beautiful," Jenna told her. She was still digesting the news Teri would need to restrain herself, which was disappointing, but it made sense seeing where she was, forget about her meeting. "Half the people I work with are away at a conference," Jenna finally added, "so I'm thinking I'd call in and take the rest of the afternoon off. Tell my boss Cora I got a sudden case of the runs."
"Good one, babe," Teri responded. "You wouldn't even be lying! That means you can be the star of the show. Full body smear, okay?"
Gazing out her rain-streaked windshield and seeing no one, Jenna said, "Yeah, love, I can do that. Fortunately, I have a box of plastic drop cloths in my car like I do in my kitchen."
"Why doesn't that surprise me? I want you to aim your phone straight down on your naked body and let me see you covering yourself in shit. I know you like panty poops so you can start with that if you want, but that's only the beginning."
"There's an idea."
"I'm going to lean back and catch my shit in my hand. Like this." She stretched her naked body back on the toilet and raised her legs high in the air, resting her feet against the wall of the stall. Jenna suddenly saw her hand appear beneath her asshole.
"That looks perfect," she noted. "But don't just sit there. Come on, get busy with those fingers and get a few up that sweet butthole."
