Author's Note: A somewhat fictional series recounting a time in the late 1970's into the 80's also known as the Golden Age of Porn. Chapter two built on the first, and this is a branching out so as to explore another topic.
All actors are adults!
If topics involving urine and watersports aren't your thing then don't complain, just move on - the next chapter is about the ass and nothing but Sue's gloriously delicious ass.
As I intimated in my prior stories, I was absolutely besotted, in total love with my girlfriend Sue's pussy. I dreamt of it. Still do. I adored her scent on my face. I could have spent eternity with it there - just there - mere inches from my lips.
Well, to be honest her delicious ass was always a very close second. A lot of time in first place. And I was not at all above worshipping her small yet very pretty breasts. But this tale centers around her pussy and those delicious juices from which I supped.
The one thing that, after months of adoration and worship, became a problem. Not her monthly 'little friend' as she would so quaintly call it. I didn't care being a horn dog. I just avoided pulling on the string. No, something even more basic.
For a tall and broadly built young lady my lovely Sue had a small bladder. The merest hint of chill and she'd have to void it. When we first dated it was an inconvenience. Later, as we became sexually active it became even more so.
Those were the days before waxing, when a maiden using a razer on her nether's was exotic, erotic, and rare! The Golden Age of Porn is resplendent with images of women sporting their well furred muffs.
Toilet paper. The wee little problem when your girl went to the poddy. Little bits of white fluffy littering her Venusian Forest. So one evening...
We'd left the theater parking lot. It was dark and I could tell Sue was both horny and conflicted. Not too surprising as we'd seen the uncut version of The Journey of O, starring Georgina Spelvin.
I'd enjoyed the caning scenes but I don't think Sue did. I had expected her to say something about those as we drove away, but it was one of the later scenes that she found 'icky'.
In the version we saw, one of the ending scenes had the star actress mount the face of her antagonist and while forcing him to eat her out, she pissed on him. Now to tell the truth my cock went steel hard watching that and was a little surprised that Sue wanted to criticize what we saw.
"Well. Uhm." I was almost ready to blurt something out, but just didn't know the best way of expressing myself.
"Yuck. Don't say you found that sexy!"
Now I was stuck. "Well, to tell you the truth..."
"Euwwww!"
"Now hold on." I was really stuck on how to say the next. "Okay, you know when we're fooling around?"
"What's that got to do with... oh my god. That's disgusting!"
Huh? "Wait. You know when you have to go to the bathroom? And come back? And I'm" oh gosh. I couldn't just say eating your pussy. Those days! "Using my mouth? On you?"
Sue's face started to cloud up, I could see it when I glanced at her. "Sigh. I love doing that, you know that! And I love it when you come back. I think..." well. Can't make things any worse. "...you taste even better when you're done."
She shakes a little and stares at me. "What!?!"