Yet another story about wife-sharing and cuckoldry, so please stop reading now if that bothers you. This is a sequel (the final one) to Hummingbird and Hummingbird 2, so you might want to check those out before you read this one.
1.
Patrick was half-awake. The sun was up and poking through the curtains and he could hear one of the springtime birds (a Carolina wren?) proclaiming his dominion over the yard next door. He heard Linda in the bathroom and pulled himself partway up on his pillows. These lazy weekend mornings were the best. He looked happily around the bedroom. His gaze was caught by the ring holder on Linda's dresser, the metal figure of the naked, kneeling man with upraised arms and an erect cock. Linda's wedding and engagement rings hung from the cock. That's right, she had a date last night and hadn't taken the rings off the holder when she got home.
The toilet flushed and the water ran and then the bathroom door opened. Linda came out and, seeing him awake, smiled.
"Good morning, sleepyhead," she said. "I tried not to wake you but I had to pee." She was naked and the half-sunlight danced across her body.
"Come get back in bed," Patrick said.
"Oh," she said. "Aren't we getting up now?" But her voice was playful and her smile was mischievous. She came over and slipped under the covers, lying on her side facing him.
"Don't you know we'll miss half the day if we just keep getting back in bed?" she asked.
He kissed her and ran a hand down her side. God, what a perfect feeling. "I've got no problem with missing even the whole day," he said. "As long as we spend it in bed."
"Mmm." She kissed him. "Silly."
He gazed at her. "You have a nice time last night?" he asked.
"With Carlo? Yes, of course." She smiled at him. "I'm so glad this is working out, with me meeting him."
Patrick smiled back and ran his hand across her shoulder, down her arm.
"I have to tell you something," Linda said.
Patrick looked at her.
"I had a drink with Maureen yesterday after work," she said.
"Uh huh?"
"She's seen the ad."
It took a moment to sink in. "You mean..."
"The ad we placed. Me in just my veil and shoes. Bride looking for extra excitement."
Patrick was astonished. "But... how could she know it was you? The veil covered your face."
"My tattoo," she said. "My cute little hummingbird. And she was at our wedding, she recognized the veil and the shoes."
"Jesus," Patrick said.
"Yeah," Linda said. "I was wearing a spaghetti strap dress last night. She looked at the tattoo and kind of smirked and said, I've seen that somewhere else you know. At first I didn't get it. But she had a screenshot of the ad on her phone and she just passed it over to me without saying anything else."
"What did you say?"
"At first I was going to stonewall her, say it wasn't me. But I don't think she would have bought it." Linda was resting her head on her hand, looking at him. "She's seen me naked you know. At the gym. It wouldn't have worked."
"But... why was Maureen looking at ads on that site?"
Linda sighed. "She wasn't. Well, maybe she was. Greg was the one who saw it, he thought it looked like me and showed it to her."
"Greg looks at personals on x-rated websites?"
"Apparently," Linda said. "They have an arrangement too. Not exactly like our arrangement. But similar. They each go out on what they call date nights. It's more common than you might think, I guess. You know, people trying to keep things fresh."
Patrick pondered this. Maureen and Greg had not been his idea of a swinging couple but nobody ever really knew what went on in somebody else's bedroom, did they?
"What did you tell her about our arrangement?" he asked.
"Well... First thing she wanted to know was if you knew about the ad. I guess they were wondering if it was just me playing around. I kind of explained that you knew and it didn't, well, bother you."
"I see."
"I know," Linda said. "It's a bit awkward. She was quite enthusiastic about what she called 'the lifestyle', said she and Greg would have split up years ago if they hadn't found this, uh, outlet." She paused. "I like Maureen," she said. "But I'm not sure I want us to be sisters in slut-hood if you know what I mean."
"Yeah," Patrick said. "I can see that."
"I never imagined them as the type, either," Linda said. "For extracurricular adventures. They're so..."
"Country club?"
"Maybe. I don't know. Maureen always seems to be thinking two moves ahead before she says anything. And Greg is kind of bluff. Not much emotion."
Patrick's finger traced a line along her collarbone to her shoulder and then down to her nipple.
"That turn you on?" she asked. "Thinking about Maureen and Greg playing hanky-panky?"
He leaned forward and kissed her nipple. "You really think I need to think about them to get turned on?" he asked. "When I'm lying here with you and we're both naked?"
Linda smiled. "Well," she said. "That's very nice to hear."
"Why don't you roll over?" he said. "Face the other way."
"Oh, now he wants to fuck an anonymous woman?" she asked. "Kinky!" But she rolled over and he scooted up behind her.
"I like being able to touch you all over," he whispered. He ran his hand down her breast and belly to where her legs came together. "You know?"
"Mmm," Linda said.
"Tell me about last night," he said.
"Me and Carlo?"
"Yeah."
She laughed softly. "I don't know why you like hearing about that. We had sex. What do you want to know?"
He traced his hand down her side and rested it on her hip, then leaned forward to kiss her shoulder. "I don't know," he admitted. "But it's exciting."
"Mmm," she said. "Okay. Let me see."
"I'm guessing he touched you," Patrick said. "With those magical hands of his."
"Let's just make love," Linda said. "I don't feel like talking about Carlo right now. Is that okay?"
"Sure," Patrick said.
She turned over to face him. "Really okay?" she asked.
"Really."
She kissed him, her mouth soft against his. "Touch me," she whispered.
He ran his hand down her belly. She shifted slightly to open her legs and he slid his hand between them.
"That's nice," she said.
He kissed her, pushing his tongue into her mouth. She moved her hips, rubbing against his hand. He closed his eyes and reveled in the sensations from hand and mouth. Her hand, in its turn, traced down his belly and found him. She wrapped her hand around his cock, then pushed him gently to roll him onto his back. Her mouth left his and kissed his chin, then his throat and his chest. He reached up to stroke her breasts then she was on her knees with his cock in her mouth. He ran his hands through her hair. Her tongue and lips rolled along his shaft, her fingers cupped his balls. Time stood still.
"Ah," he said. "So good."
With a little pop she released him. She scrambled up his body.