"Shit! Shit!" Vivian cursed as she paced back and forth like a trapped animal. Her heart raced with anxiety as she tried to think of how she was going to get out of this one.
"Abigail! Seriously, Abigail, talk to me!" she whispered angrily to herself, trying to keep her voice low enough so the random passers-by didn't hear her arguing with herself. She already stuck out like a sore thumb being completely naked from the waist up. No need to make them think she was literally insane.
"How am I supposed to get home? I can't get on the subway like this! And I have to walk about three blocks through New Jersey, where being topless is ACTUALLY ILLEGAL!!!"
There was only silence from Abigail. Abigail was probably still there, laughing it up. But getting a response from her would be next to impossible. She had abandoned her, half naked, in the middle of New York City.
She took a deep breath. Maybe she was overthinking it. She had learned to be comfortable walking through the park with no shirt. Was the city really going to be any different? Or would Abigail have any more surprises for her? Well, at least Abigail had promised no more 'sticking' while she was out like this.
But as soon as she neared the main gate, she saw a long convoy of yellow school busses parked on the side of the road. She heard the constant, energetic murmur of masses of school children running around as their teacher struggled to get them to line up.
The Natural History Museum was a common spot for field trips, and of course there had to be one today. While she would be breaking no laws simply strolling by minding her own business, her imagination still ran wild with all the ways that could go wrong.
"No big deal... no big deal..." she whispered to herself. "Just turn around and go out the other side of the park."
Several minutes later, she was walking down the sidewalk, feeling confident once again. This really wasn't so bad! Yes, she was still getting more stares than she could count, with reactions ranging all over the spectrum. But most of the onlookers simply enjoyed a quick glance and then got on with their day, maybe with a slightly wider smile than before. Vivian could live with that.
And then, in the corner of her eye, she saw somebody aiming a smartphone right at her. Shit! Of COURSE some people were going to try to take her picture. She was well familiar with the laws of public photography. If you were in a public space, there was no expectation of privacy. Any way she chose to present herself, people were free to look and even take pictures. Even the media release form Grant had had her sign was probably more of a precaution than a legal requirement.
Maybe that was the flip side of having freedoms like free speech. If you're going to defend your own provocative actions as exercising your freedoms, you have to be prepared for other people to exercise theirs in ways you don't like. So, Vivian simply obscured herself in the crowd, hoping to ruin any shots he had yet to take.
...
Vivian's first concern was to find a shirt to wear for her double date. She had briefly entertained the thought of showing up as she was, but decided that even if the tavern allowed it, Olivia might not appreciate such a surprise. She was trying to make a good first impression with an important business partner, after all.
After a block or so, Vivian passed a TJ Maxx. Though it was far from her favorite, it sometimes had a few options on the lower end of her tastes, and she needed something quickly. Before walking through the open doors of the building, she briefly scanned the windows to see if they had any "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service" signs posted, but there was nothing of the like.
But as soon as she entered the building, she met the eyes of the greeter: a short, stout woman with fake 'customer service' smile on her face, and Vivian knew all about fake smiles. Immediately, her eyes widened, darted downward, and came back up with the slightest scowl.
"Um... I'm sorry, Ma' am, but you can't come in here like that!" she announced sternly, and moved to block her way in.
"Oh. I'm sorry. I figured it would be okay. This is perfectly street legal, after all."
"Ah... I don't know anything about that, but the store does have a basic dress code."
"Yes, and I respect that and all. But maybe you could make a little exception this one time? Please? I would really like to buy a shirt!"
"I'm sorry, Ma'am. As I already said, we have a basic dress code for all patrons here. You need to cover up right now, or I'm going to have to ask you to leave!"
Vivian lifted up her tote bag and held it over her chest with crossed arms. "Fine, does this work?"
"No! That does not work. You need to be wearing a shirt to come in here!"
She returned her tote bag to her side with an exasperated sigh. "Right. But the problem is I don't HAVE a shirt to put on. And if figured since this is a, you know... clothing store..." Vivian flourished her hands up and down her naked upper torso for emphasis, "maybe I could buy the clothing I need to cover up with!"
"Ma'am, I don't know if this is some kind of prank, but if you don't either cover up right now or leave the store, I'm going to call security!"
"Can I just BORROW something while I'm in the store?" Vivian almost yelled at the unsympathetic greeter. "Literally anything you have in the store until I find something that fits me? It's not a prank! I just need a shirt!"
"This isn't funny at all, this is obscene! I'm going to call security!"
"Oh, so you're telling me I need to have a shirt in order to buy a shirt? Is that how it is? How is one supposed to obtain a shirt in the first place if you need one to buy one? Huh?"
"That's it, I'm calling them now." She rummaged through her podium and picked up a small radio.
"Fine! Screw you, too! You just keep selling your shirts exclusively to... to... other shirt-havers, you elitist pig!"
Before she turned and left, Vivian picked up her breasts with each hand and shook them at the miserable cunt. The disgusted scowl she returned before turning her head away made it all worth it. She decided not to push her luck any further, as playing with herself too obviously might actually count as a lewd act.
Vivian turned the first corner she came to, not even wanting to be on the same street anymore. Well, it was time to look for other options. Surely not every store employee would be as uncaring as that nasty goblin of a woman. Soon, on her left she passed a small souvenir display. She tried to imagine herself showing up to her fancy double date in a poorly fitting I 'heart' NY t-shirt. Besides, the man at the register was gawking at her in ways she didn't like. She had long since gotten a feel for if someone was likely to be a creep to her, and the way he was looking at her made her uncomfortable.
At this point she was starting to worry about being late for her date, and not even the fashionable kind. But when she picked up her phone to check the time...
"DAMMIT!!!"