Chapter Three:
Gonna Lose My Smoking Virginity
The next twenty-four hours passed very slowly for Harriet. Tutor time on Tuesday morning featured a short film on the history of the New Enlightenment, concentrating on the invention of Flexible Fertility Technology in 2023, Medical Modification in 2025, and Genetic Modification in 2027 -- all of which had culminated in the Societal Reconstruction Act of 2031, which allowed parents, for the first time, to select Genetic Modifications for their offspring
in vitro
. Gratefully, Harriet kneaded her large beautiful GM tits, but her mind was elsewhere: to be precise, on smoking.
Harriet's first proper lesson was double Further Fucking. Sadly, this week's lesson was light on practice and heavy on theory. Miss PoussΓ©e was reading out excerpts from E. J. Cuntslicker's
A Brief History of Fucking
:
An Enlightened society, we all now know, depends upon the radical separation of "love", child-bearing and pleasure -- and the recognition that once they are separated mankind naturally seeks what is truly most important: Pleasure. "Love", like the state, must wither away! This was the genius of the Great Enlightenment...
But Harriet's eyes glazed over: her mind was still on smoking.
French, with Madame Grossebite, featured one of Harriet's favourite poems:
Demain, dès l'aube, à l'heure où durcit ma grosse bite,
Je jouirai...
But Harriet spent her time whimsically rewriting it -- though admittedly the alexandrine evaded her:
Aujourd'hui, Γ l'heure oΓΉ se mouille ma belle chatte, je fumerai...!
Eventually, the bell rang, and Harriet skipped home from school with a rarely-felt anticipatory joy. The pack of cigarettes had lain reverently on her dressing table for the past twenty-four hours, in pride of place on top of her Bible, waiting for her Medical Modification to take full effect.
"Smoking, Mummy!" she called to her mother as she dashed past. Genevieve Danes was in the living room, dripping hot candle wax on her recumbent husband's clamped nipples, as he slowly stroked his stiff dick. "Hi Dad!" Harriet added an afterthought, as she leapt up the staircase, two steps at a time.
"Now, calmly, calmly, Harriet," she instructed herself in vain, as she picked up the cigarette packet to examine it. It was some four inches long, with what looked like a highly sophisticated vintage triangular pattern on it in a pale gold hue, and the words "Marlboro Lights 100s" printed on it.
I guess that's the brand name
, Harriet thought to herself: she had seen a variety of different designs in her smoking videos, but had never been able to examine any of them closely enough to form any opinions. Wrapped in cellophane, the packet looked pristine, untouched, pure.
I'm gonna open up this virgin packet of cigs
, she thought, grinning cheekily.
I'm gonna fucking deflower it, gonna lose my smoking virginity now, today -- oh God fuck!
She moaned with desire and anticipated pleasure.
Harriet peeled off the sealing strip and the top part of the cellophane from the packet, before gently prising open the flip-top lid. What greeted her took her breath away: twenty white cigarettes nestled snugly in their packet, the filter ends elegantly inscribed in gold with the word "Marlboro", in silent but irresistible invitation. Fingers trembling, Harriet carefully removed one, thereby instantly destroying the perfect tight symmetry of the packet.
I've deflowered it
, she smiled.
There's no going back now!
Harriet held the beautiful white cylinder to her nose and sniffed it deeply.
Oh fuck, that's amazing!
she thought, for the fragrance was full and earthy, like rich tea, or dry autumn leaves.
I wonder if it's that good when you light it?
She put the filter end of the cigarette between her lips and turned to her bedroom mirror to see what she looked like. "Oh fuck!" she whimpered out loud -- for greeting her from her mirror was the sexiest sight she had ever seen. She was still herself, blonde and buxom and beautiful, dressed in her school blouse and short plaid skirt. But the white tube now dangling from her lips had transformed her: this was Harriet Danes, smoking slut, looking as sexy as all those other wonderful smoking sluts she had been admiring since the preceding weekend, from Lauren "Fuckall" to Megan and Jasmine and Lolly and the rest of them. She pouted her lips, so that her dangle looked even more sultry than ever. "Oh f'ck," she muttered again. The cigarette jiggled sexily between her lips as she spoke. "OH FUCK!" she exclaimed in delight -- and the cigarette accidentally almost dropped from her mouth, only just held in place by the saliva on her lips adhering to the paper of the cigarette.
Oh fuck
, she thought again -- but this time it was not an expression of excitement, but of frustration.
I haven't got any fucking matches!