Author's Note: This is a fetish story involving gross bodily functions.
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My name is Emily. I'm a gross person.
My guts produce a kind of aphrodisiac - a sex pheromone - that gets released into the air whenever I poop or fart. Anyone who inhales it, including me, will get sexually aroused.
In my mid-20s, my pheromones were getting stronger and stronger. I'd had a few fun experiences, but also a lot of awkwardness.
This story is one of the awkward ones, I'm afraid. It happened about a month after my last story... the one where I'd accidentally started a threesome while vising my best friend Kat.
I hadn't seen Kat again since then. She lived a few hours away, trying to finish her bachelors degree, and I didn't have time to visit often. Talking and texting just wasn't the same. She didn't have many friends at school, and she sounded more depressed every time we spoke.
So we decided to take a long weekend and drive up to Canada together. It would be a girls' weekend, just the two of us.
She picked me up Thursday night after I left work, and we crossed the border around midnight. We were visiting a lakeside town with lots of cycling trails and cheap bars - a good spot for bachelor parties.
On Friday morning, we biked around the lake. Then we ate a huge lunch, drank a half-pitcher of sangria, and took a nap in our room together. It was a good day.
When Friday evening rolled around, we got dressed to go out. I put on some lip gloss, but otherwise I just wore my hoodie and jeans. Kat, on the other hand, looked absolutely gorgeous with just a touch of makeup. With her black button-down shirt, torn jeans, and kick-ass boots, she looked like a singer in an indie-rock band.
"I feel invisible next to you," I told her.
She laughed, smiling. "Shut up. You look great, Emily."
In the back of my mind, as usual, I was wondering about my next chance to poop. Our room was very small - not a good place to release sex pheromones - but my stomach felt unsettled after lunch. I didn't think I could hold it all weekend.
We went to a bar and listened to a live band for a while. I picked at a plate of french fries, nursing a beer.
"You're not hungry?" Kat asked.
I shrugged. "Maybe I ate too much at lunch."
Between sets, I watched our drinks while Kat went to pee. My stomach felt weirdly full. Sitting alone at the bar, I tried to fart a little, but I couldn't force any gas out.
When Kat came back, she had two boys flirting with her - two slick-haired, freshly-showered college guys. One was muscular, and the other wore glasses. Neither looked older than 21.
They were cute enough, though, and they were clearly smitten with Kat. She was grinning, enjoying their attention. They ignored me as we talked, but I didn't mind; I just wanted Kat to have fun this weekend.
When the muscular one made a joke, she touched his shoulder as she giggled.
I was about to say something to the nerdy-looking guy, but suddenly a stomach cramp hit me. I winced, almost falling off my bar stool.
"You all right, Emily?" Kat asked.
"Yeah," I grunted. "No worries."
I knew something was wrong, but I managed to hide it a little longer. I sipped my beer and talked to the nerdy boy for a few minutes, leaving Kat to flirt with the other one.
But my stomach kept twisting up painfully. After a few minutes, I couldn't pretend to be okay anymore. I excused myself and headed for the restrooms.
Unfortunately, the women's room had a line. Almost half a dozen people stood outside the door. I waited at the back, squirming from the strange pressure in my guts.
I thought it was just gas - nothing but a big, bad fart from lunch - but it hurt and needed to come out.
I couldn't stand it for long. With three women still ahead of me, I decided to release a little of my gas. Just a tiny bit, I told myself.
I carefully relaxed my sphincter...
And, instantly, I felt my bowels pour out. I gasped aloud. Hot, spicy liquid was suddenly leaking from my asshole, and a wet sensation spread through my underwear.
No! No! I thought.
I painfully squeezed myself closed, holding back what felt like a gallon of diarrhea.
The other women in line hadn't noticed anything, but my guts felt like they could explode at any moment. I jumped off the bathroom line and dashed into the men's room instead.
The men's room was multiple-occupancy, where you could come and go freely. A guy was peeing at a urinal when I burst in, but he didn't look up at me.
Struggling to hold my sphincter shut, I rushed into the stall, slammed the door closed, and yanked down my jeans. The last few seconds were the worst. My butt touched the toilet seat... and then my whole digestive system erupted.
It was a bad shit. Painful. Noisy gas and diarrhea blasted out of me, like firing a cannon into the bowl. Awful cramps made me clutch my stomach. My asshole burned like hell. The smell came fast and strong, with an unhealthy metallic stink.
"Jesus," I heard the man at the urinal mutter.
I tried not to groan - my voice would reveal that I was a woman - but I couldn't prevent the terrible noises or smell I was producing. The diarrhea shot out so hard it splashed back, and I felt the spray against my butt cheeks. The sound of each emission seemed unbelievably loud.
I lowered my face, mortified.
My underwear was ruined, I noticed. A wet streak of brown ran down the center.
My eyes felt hot with tears. I just pooped my pants, I thought. I hadn't pooped myself since I was a little girl...
Taking a deep breath, I pulled off my jeans and dirty underwear. With two fingers, I grabbed the undies and tossed them aside onto the bathroom floor.
I'd never figured out whether my diarrhea contained sex pheromones, but I'd always suspected that it didn't. I certainly wasn't feeling sexual as I sat shitting my brains out.
I continued spray-painting the toilet bowl for minutes on end. More guys walked in, pissed at the urinal, and left without washing their hands. They all heard and smelled me shitting. I burned with shame, unable to hold anything back.
Luckily, there was toilet paper. When my insides finally felt empty, I went through half a roll trying to get clean. My butt cheeks were wet with splashback, and the whole area around my asshole was a gooey swamp.
After what seemed like an hour, I pulled my jeans back on - going commando for now - and stood cautiously. My knees shook, and my face was sweating. My stomach still felt queasy, too.
Kat was still talking to the two boys when I came back. The moment she saw me, she almost dropped her beer. She approached quickly and touched my shoulder.
"You look pale," she said in a low voice. "Is everything all right?"
I shook my head. "I'm heading back to the room," I said. "You should stay here, though. Have fun with the guys."
She made a clucking noise, like a worried mom. "I'm going with you."
We apologized to the two boys, and Kat led me outside. As we walked back to our room, I admitted I'd had diarrhea.
"What the hell did I eat?" I wondered aloud. "I thought lunch was - just fine!"
My voice cracked as I spoke. I was struggling not to cry.
Kat touched my arm again. "I'm so sorry, Emily."
Swallowing, I said, "You should really stay out if you..."