"Welcome ladies and gentleman to another wonderful game of Rich or Rutting!" The stage lights flooded upwards and revealed a cheering audience. In the center of the circular room, a man in a grey suit with a too-white smile looked directly into the camera as the pencil thin microphone wavered in his hand. Behind him, two figures sat shrouded in darkness in raised chairs. "I'm your host Vince Garrett, and I have to say we're glad to have each and every one of you with us, both in our live studio audience and at home. Last week we all saw the stunning conclusion of contestants Nick and Susan's run when they decided to double down on a high risk question. Gotta say folks, we were all on pins and needles as the answer came on my display, but lo and behold they got it right. They received the full antidote and an additional two hundred thousand dollars. But enough about last week, let's talk about this week. Joining us from Little Rock, Arkansas are Amy and Reed!"
The audience roared with applause as the lights came up on the two seated figures on the stage. They were a young couple with wholesome smiles tinged slightly with the signs of nervousness. Amy had a slim build, blonde hair, and a simple face. Reed had a darker complexion with jet black hair and sunken eyes, belying his cheerful character. They happily shook Vince's hand as he went from one to the other. Vince went to his own chair on the other side of the digital display and took a few seconds to situate himself. Amy looked at the cameras out of the corner of her eye. She knew it was live to tape, but she still felt as though millions were looking at her. One way or the other, the cameras themselves were disturbing, moving around on long gimbals to get shots ordered by the control booth. They seemed like giant, half hidden spiders analyzing their prey before striking.
"Welcome, welcome! We're so glad to have you both with us. As usual we want to get to know a little bit about you. And, I think, this week, ladies first. Amy, tell us a little about yourself."
She cleared her throat. "Well, Vince, first off I'm thrilled to be here, both of us are. We could hardly sleep last night for how excited we were. Like you said, we're from Little Rock. I'm an obstetrics nurse with Bolton Regional Hospital --"
"Obstetrics, that's maternity, right?" Vince interrupted.
"That's right."
"So you help deliver babies?"
Vince's calm voice eased her nerves, and she appreciated the direction he gave her. "Not directly. I spend most of my time with the mothers before and after the delivery, making sure everything is going well for them."
"That's important work, I think. I remember when I had my little ones. The doctor appears like a rabbit out of a hat and was gone in the next minute. Nurses are the ones who do all the work in my book."
Amy laughed. "I know a lot of them would be glad to hear that."
"Fantastic, what else do you do back in Little Rock?" Vince glanced down at his screen and for a moment Amy saw through the facade. His smile flashed once again, and her worries dissipated. Vince exuded a charm she couldn't quite gauge. She'd seen him on television many times before meeting him, but while the charisma translated through the screen, the charm was reserved for in person interaction.
"As far as hobbies go, I like to bake. It started out as a necessity after we got married, but now it's become more of something I do for fun."
"What kind of things do you bake? Like bread, cakes?"
"Sure. Whatever I can find a recipe for really."
Vince turned in his chair slightly. "Fantastic! Alright, Reed, what's your favorite thing that Amy bakes?"
Reed sat up straighter in his chair, surprised by the sudden shift of conversation. "Uh, probably her pecan pie. That's hard to beat."
"I bet it is," Vince said with a wink which neither Reed nor Amy thought the cameras saw. "Now, Reed, I see here that you're a construction foreman, but not just that. You're working on the new Walton Tower. Boy, and I've seen it, that thing is going to be big."
Reed nodded enthusiastically. "I'm one of about two dozen foremen working on different sections. Once it's done they say you'll be able to see it from Memphis."
Vince leaned back in his chair. "If you win big here today, are you going back to the job?"
Reed had run that question through his head a thousand times. He knew the real answer. Win or lose, he didn't think he'd be back at the job site on Monday. "Of course. I couldn't just abandon my crew like that. We're set to finish our section by the end of next year. If we're lucky enough to win, then Amy and I can start talking about where to go from there."
"Oh, I think you'll be lucky all right," Vince said with a broad smile to the camera. "You two sit tight, I'm going to go over some things for the folks at home." Vince's chair swiveled to the right so that he faced directly into one of the big cameras. "Our contestants are in the hot seats. All waivers have been signed, and all parties fully briefed on the possible outcomes of our game. Connected to their arms are the drip feeds currently running a neutral line of saline, keeping them hydrated and energetic. Once the game starts, I will ask them each questions. For each question they get right, they move up the ladder you see to my left on the screen. The first five questions are worth one thousand each. At tier two questions become worth ten thousand each. At tier three, each question doubles in value. And at tier four, each question is worth two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. All twenty questions together are worth over 1.3 million dollars." He paused as the audience cheered. Vince took a slow drink of water. "Of course, it wouldn't be our game if there weren't the other side of things. For each question our contestants get wrong, the drip feeds add twenty percent of the special B-188 formula. At twenty percent, women and men will feel increased libido and greater sexual stamina. At forty, women will see increased breast size and increasingly sensitive erogenous zones. Men will experience increased genitalia size and ejaculate volume. That's at only forty per cent. At sixty percent, women will start lactating! Men will experience increased muscle mass and hair growth as well as a thickening of the skin. And as you all know, folk, that's as far as we've gotten. We can only speculate as to what happens at eighty or one hundred. Maybe this is the week we find out. Everyone ready?" Amy and Reed clapped along with the rest of the crowd. "Then let's play Twenty Questions!"
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The lights went down on the audience as Vince swiveled back to face the contestants. "Alright, Amy, the first question goes to you. First tier is always easy. There's no penalty, but you only get two wrong answers. Nothing to worry about, right?"
"No, I'm feeling pretty confident, Vince."