Roll the dice and count the tiles
The next morning we immediately start saving our poo. I shit directly in the bucket and Mieke leaves her shit in the flush toilet so I can scoop it out and put it in the bucket. We leave the bucket nicely next to the toilet. Hopefully it will be cool enough there to be able to save for a long time without it getting moldy.
When I lived alone for a while, I sometimes kept my poo in boxes in the freezer after a tip I had read about this. I had a special small freezer of about 30 liters in which I kept nothing else. There was a lot in it. For weeks I kept my poo in there and then let it slowly thaw on the radiator to mess around in the shower cubicle.
Yesterday I had the opportunity to explain to Mieke where my fantasies all come from. That was nice and liberating. I want to tell you a lot more.
I ask her if she wants to hear how I occasionally force myself to do certain perverted things.
She snuggles up against me on the couch and nods.
"Sometimes I make a list of six things on my phone. All things that have to do with poo that I can do to myself. For example, what we recently did with the number of fingers I have to lick when I pooped. One of the options is always to do nothing. Then I roll a die or I use a randomizer on the phone and then I am obliged to do what the outcome tells me."
"What I often do, when I don't have a list, is that I should or shouldn't do something with poop. For example I would have to shove my shit in my face. This is usually on a tiled toilet or bathroom. Then I put my left index finger on a tile somewhere to the left of me and I do the same to the right. I don't know at a glance how many tiles there are in between. Then I say to myself 1 = no and 2 = yes. Then I'm going to count from my left finger of 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2 until I arrive on my right finger. If it is 2 then I do what I have told myself. And otherwise not. Sometimes I come up with an extra assignment that can make the implementation a bit more extreme. For example, keep my mouth open when I push my face in the poo and swallow what I get. Even then I do the same with other tiles and do not do the extra task if I arrive at 1."
Mieke responds surprised to my story and says: "That is actually quite brilliant and that is how you make it exciting when you are alone. I actually feel like doing something similar with you. Then we will write 6 assignments that I have to do for you. Or you with me of course. And then we roll a die and execute it."
"Awesome! Shall we make lists right away?"
"Of course!"
We are going to make a list of 6 assignments separately on a note sheet. That is exciting enough and because of that alone you feel an enormous urge to have sex.
"Shall I show you my list? And above all: Who will be the first to have the list executed?" asks Mieke.
"Show me. I am very curious what naughty things you have on it."
Her list states:
1. Tie me up for a long time and do what you want to me. You have complete freedom!
2. Pee on my breasts as I finger myself in the shower.
3. Fuck me in the ass after I have just taken a shit.
4. Decorate me as a cake with chocolate, whipped cream and other goodies.
5. Make me cum 3 times a day with tongue, finger and the magic wand.
6. Take me to a sex shop where we will find out something very exciting for me and of course also play with at home.
"Great!" I say. "We can really enjoy this. When do you want to do this? Tomorrow? Then some preparation can also be done. Of course we can already throw the dice so that you already know what to expect tomorrow."
Mieke immediately takes the die and throws it on the table.