"A diver?"
"Yes, in a diving suit. Well, it's a fancy dress party, so you have to wear something appropriate."
I sighed. "Can't I just go as an accountant or something. They're easy to dress up as."
Alice pouted. "Aww, and I went to such trouble to get this for you." And then she smiled up at me, "And I do think it would look quite sexy on you!"
I knew she had a thing about rubber clothes. She had got a rubber suit for me when we went on an 'evening out' a while ago. I thought it was a bit odd, until the 'evening out' turned out to be a night at a fetish club.
I wasn't too keen on the rubber suit - it was tight and smelly, and it made me sweat. But I can't complain about the reaction from her - she was very turned on by me in the rubber suit, and the sex that night when we got home was great.
Actually she's quite kinky. She sometimes gets me to wear rubber underwear under my suit when I go to work - it's quite strange walking around the office in tight rubber shorts which no-one else can see (I hope!) And she has a small collection of handcuffs and other bondage gear which she likes to play with. There's been a few times when I've woken up in the morning still handcuffed to the headboard!
"Okay," I said. "Show me the suit you got then."
Alice went to the spare room, and came back with her arms full of rubber.
"I thought you said it was a diving suit? Shouldn't it be like a wetsuit or something?"
She thought. "Um, I think it's a deep sea suit, or something. Not quite sure."
I was quite sure, though. She just wanted me in something rubber. The 'diving suit' was just an excuse. But I didn't mind.
She managed to work out which way up it went. She found what I guess was a leg, and held it out. "I've already put talc in it, so it should go on smoothly."
I sighed. I knew it would take quite a while to struggle into the suit. I took my jeans and socks off, and started getting my foot into one of the legs.
She stopped me. "Not quite, you need to take everything off!" Then she put her hand on the crotch bulge of the rubber thong I was wearing. She rubbed up and down on the thin rubber over my cock, and said, "Mm, I'm looking forward to seeing you in this suit."
I took everything off, then started again to get my now naked body into the suit. First one foot then the other, and then pulling the suit legs up my legs, all the time helped along by Alice.
I suspected the suit wouldn't be just a normal diving suit, and I was right. As the suit came up to my crotch, I realised the rubber was much thicker than it was down the legs, and there was some sort of hole arrangement going on. "What's this?" I asked.
"Ah yes. Well, you know what divers do when they need to... go to the toilet?"
"Um, well, as I understand it, they just piss in their suits."
"Yes, that's right."
"Oh, I don't want to do that! I'll just unzip the fly when I need to."
"You can't do that. This is supposed to be a realistic suit, it doesn't have a fly. Just slip your cock into this tube, and it will all be taken care of."
I squeezed my cock into the tube in the inside front of the suit. "So where does the piss go now?"
"Up your arse!"
"What!" I looked behind me to see that the suit had a rubber shaft in it, right where my arse would be, and it had a small hole in the end.