As you could probably tell by now my desires were rather unique and not every female was willing to do these things. We agreed on: Facesitting, rimming, me drinking her piss, her not showering before our date and one more special.
Like I mentioned before, I was always on a hunt to find something extreme. And for those of you who didn't read the previous parts of this series: my ultimate goal is to become a human toilet. In the last part I was able to clean a BBWs ass with my tongue after she visited the toilet. But several hours lay between her actually taking a dump and my arrival.
Therefore, my special request for Mrs. Ugly was to let me watch her take shit and lick her asshole clean immediately afterwards. Luckily, she agreed! To find a woman like her is unbelievably rare and I was super happy and thankful that she was willing to fulfil so many of my fetishes at once.
It was a beautiful Saturday morning in the beginning of may and already very hot outside. She lived in a building with several apartments and didn't wanted her neighbours to know about her "hobby". That's why she instructed me to give her a quick call when I arrive, so that she could open the main door for me.
I parked my car, the only free spot was on the opposite side of the road, and made the call. Just a few minutes later the door opened and this woman waved at me, I was speechless. She looked even worse than in her pictures!
Imagine this, I just drove 45 minutes to meet a woman I knew wasn't hot and after I saw her from across the street my first thought was to run away. She looked so ugly that I seriously considered to drive home, but after some seconds decided to get through it. I followed her to her apartment on the second floor and we sat down on her couch.
So, what was she looking like?
Mrs. Ugly was a 40 year old, 1,75m (5'9") tall and 85kg (185lb.) heavy unemployed single that described herself in her ad as BBW. This doesn't sound so bad at first, right? But let me describe her in detail from head to toe.
Her hair was thin, dark blonde and not even shoulder length. You could tell that she had a very bad eyesight due to her specs, the glass was so thick that it made her grey eyes look hilariously small.
As I already told you, there was nothing remotely beautiful about her face, also her skin was pale and very sticky from her sweat. While we talked I saw her bad teeth, which were also in a light shade of yellow, due to heavy smoking.
Of course the passage between her head and body didn't had a nice long neck you would like to kiss, it was just a doubled double chin. Her medium sized tits were sagging pretty bad and, like I would learn a couple of minutes later, weren't nowhere near something that could be described as firm.
Like I already told you in my last story, with BBWs it's about the distribution of the weight. You see it was perfect in Masha's case, were most of it was on her ass and hips, with nice curves. But here?
Her shoulders were broad, where as her pelvis was narrow. You could tell that the main part of her weight was in her huge round belly, which folded into several fat-rolls while she was sitting. It looked like her back ended at her thighs, because her butt cheeks were nearly non-existent and her slim legs made her looked like someone had put a potato on two toothpicks.
Her hands weren't well-tended and to be honest, even my nails looked prettier than hers. Of course, she didn't had any lipstick, make-up nor nail polish on herself. Her outfit contained of an oversized, stained T-shirt and some sweatpants. Unfortunately, she greeted me barefoot, so that I was forced to look at her large dirty feet which had excessive amount of calluses.
Even if I had wished she had, I didn't blame her for not putting on perfume or deodorant since it was my fault. I should've specified better that I'm into the smells of dirty pussy and ass, not sweat.
So there you go, I wanted an unsexy, gross woman and was really getting everything I asked for, just wasn't expecting it to be dialed up to all the way to 11.
We finished smoking our cigarettes and she astonished me with an immediate command.
"Slave, you can get undressed now. I'll also take my top off, grab that body-lotion from the table and massage my tits!"
The fact that she didn't have a bra under her T-shirt was no surprise for me, since it would be useless on her hollow hanging udders anyway. As she undressed I got a glimpse of her armpits, which showed a thick hairy bush.
Mrs. Ugly laid on her back and waited for me to start the massage, since I didn't knew a better way to position myself I just straddled her big belly. My dick was being pressed into the soft fat and was trapped between our bodies. Like I mentioned before, her skin was sticky so that the feeling wasn't as pleasant as you might think.
As I tried to massage her breast, the insides would swish around in the excessive amount of skin containing them. Grabbing them felt just weird and it was the first time in my life I didn't enjoy touching a woman's chest. I continued to knead her useless bust and made sure to use as much of the perfumed lotion as possible, luckily she was into it as her nipples became hard very fast.
After a while of this she said something, that send a shiver done my spine.
"You know sweetheart, when you asked me on Thursday not to shower for today was the perfect timing. I was about to take a bath but skipped it for you. So there is a lot for you to enjoy in a minute."
I was getting nervous, we chatted all week about this date and I kept adding all type of requests, because she was as kinky as me and down with everything I came up with. Now I was realizing that she hadn't showered for at least 2 days, probably more! What had I gotten myself into?
Before I had time to further think about it, another statement shocked me.
"You warmed me up enough, I think it's time for you to lick my dirty pussy. Make me cum!"
She lifted her back from the couch, so that I could help her to pull down her sweatpants. She lay in front of me, with her granny knickers and I now realized that her legs weren't shaved at all. What horrors would await me in her panties?
I wasn't keen to find out and honestly, this was the only time in my live I wasn't enjoying undressing a woman. Could I still get out of this without her demanding any money?
Sadly I hadn't a chance to try it, because she pulled down her underwear by herself.
I braced myself, closed my eyes, held my breath and dived straight into her cunt without thinking too much about it. The taste obviously was a mix of her pussy juices, sweat and piss, which was no surprise for me.
I was running out of air after several seconds, so that I opened my eyes and took a deep breath simultaneously, which was a huge mistake!
My brain got overwhelmed with the input of my senses. As you can expect the smell wasn't nice, like all unwashed women she smelled a little fishy down there, however this wasn't even the worst part.
It was what I saw from up close, that literally made me gag.
Some men like hairy pussies, where a thick bush is resting atop of the lower lips and even though I don't share this fetish, I understand it. Mrs. Ugly however, well her hair wasn't thick, but very long and curly. It wasn't located just above her pussy, it was everywhere and some little crusts were hanging on some of the hairs. To make it worse her vagina itself didn't even look nice, as her lips looked worn out.
After I've collected myself, I did something that amazes me even till this day. I don't know where I took the strength from, but I managed to continue.
