The Church
Finding myself sitting in a church pew was far from the most thrilling way for a lucid dream to start, and paying attention to what the preacher was spouting was far from my first instinct. With little else going on around me, though, I gave in and listened to the sermon:
"...and God wants more and more people in his army, more people following him into battle. We've been given the gift of procreation. We're able to make more soldiers for God, all in His glorious image. It's a gift, my friends. A gift from God. His directive in Genesis for us to 'be fruitful and multiply' is the most important thing God wants from us all. We need to find partners in Christ, start families, grow those families, and grow THIS family, our extended family under God. I'll leave y'all with this, especially those of you inside your childbearing years: God needs you to have babies. You're already fertile ground, now find your partners, plant those fruits, and multiply for Christ!"
The crowd clapped loudly and emitted countless hearty "Amen"s. About 20 people in my vicinity were eager to shake my hand and introduce themselves: this was my first time here, I guessed. I couldn't help but notice that of the 10 or so women I met, 8 were visibly pregnant (the other 2 were clearly beyond that time in their lives). The pregnant congregants seemed to range from about 19 to 45, truly covering the childbearing-age gamut. This place really seemed to take its gospel of procreation seriously: I noticed the Sunday School students seemed to outnumber the adults by about 3:1.
The people I met all felt like dedicated apostles for their pastor's message. Each and every one of these wholesome Christian expectant mothers insisted I touch their bumps, all of which were bared to me with no self-consciousness whatsoever.
A just-starting-to-show 11 weeks pregnant young first-timer pressed my hand directly into her newly-firmed uterus, awkwardly close to her crotch to my mind but innocently exciting to her. A middle-aged woman's low-hanging bump was her 7th; she insisted I lift her pendulous, extensively stretch-marked belly to see how amazingly heavy a belly could get after so many gestations. A woman around 30 was absolutely ecstatic to be carrying triplets, her shiningly taut bump protruding so far that I witnessed it knock into at least 5 people.
The men largely held back and let the women do the proselytizing: my mind's creation knew damn well that I'm most likely to take pregnant women seriously over any other people. If ever there was going to be a religious angle that might ensnare me, it was certainly the prospect of breeding as much as humanly possible, all the while celebrating the pregnant form. It didn't work and wasn't real, of course, but it was as close to wanting to be religious that I've ever been.
Texts
"I want your cock in my mouth." That was a text from my wife, one of many I received during my meeting with the partners of the law firm. It was difficult, to say the least, to keep my attention focused on the meeting. "I need you inside me...Pick a hole and fill it." Jesus Christ. They were talking about some kind of contract with a client, probably? That was about the level of detail with which I could understand the proceedings in the room.
"My cunt is dripping wet for you and I need your cum to moisturize my bump. CUM HOME!" This wasn't getting easier. Someone asked me a question, and I was extremely lucky to have over-prepared for this meeting, just having to read a prewritten paragraph aloud. The room's attention was off me quickly, and the wife had moved away from words and into pics.
She sent me a picture of her tits, milk visibly dripping from her nipples. She knew damn well how wild that would drive me. The partner running the meeting was giving a long speech that palpably commanded all the attention in the room. Except for mine, because I'd just received a picture of my wife's round baby bump and wet pussy, the latter spread open with two of her fingers. I was very lucky to be sitting where I could discreetly look at these things, or I probably would've just walked out of the important gathering.
I hadn't been replying, though, so the wife kept escalating things. The meeting had been opened up for questions and new ideas: it was a moment at which I had the opportunity to make a real impression on the higher-ups with an incisive comment or query. Instead, I watched a video of my wife pretending to jerk off a big flesh colored dildo onto her gravid belly, shooting lotion onto herself at the climactic moment to simulate cum.
I said I had to deal with a family emergency and left to fuck her pregnant brains out, waking up pretty damn worked up.