November 8th - Helping
Dream-wise, I'm back to not aiming for anything in particular for the moment, letting what'll happen happen and enjoying whatever rides come my way.
Last night, I found myself in a grocery store as a non-preggo man once again. At the other end of the mayonnaise aisle from me was a petite woman whose body seemed to be about 65% baby bump. Couldn't say what she looked like before, but it was hard to imagine the pregnancy added more than a few pounds to the rest of her tiny physique. Her belly on its own, though, probably doubled her pre-pregnancy weight. I could see her leaning backward, struggling to keep balanced with so much of her mass pointing out so far in front of the rest of her, constantly pulling her forward.
She started to lean down for a crate of mayonnaise (I have no idea why all the mayo, just another fun dream detail) and I hurried over to her. "Allow me, please," I said, bending down and grabbing it before she could. She beamed at me. "Oh, you're such a gentleman, thank you so much. I can barely even carry this!" Her accompanying gesture was in reference to her massively oversized midsection, naturally. After placing the crate in her cart, I asked her if she'd mind if I tagged along to assist her. I was only there for a single jar of mayonnaise, after all. Beaming, she accepted my offer with numerous expressions of gratitude.
She bought a few more heavy things with my assistance, then I brought them to her car. I asked if she needed help at home, and she very shyly admitted that she really did. She lived alone and didn't know how to get these things inside...and there were some other projects around the house. It became a rare occurrence: the multi-setting dream! I ended up changing a few light bulbs in her high-ceilinged foyer, carrying two boxes of donations for her church (mostly books) to her car, dragging her trash bins out for the next day's collection, and moving a 50" inch TV from the downstairs living room to her upstairs bedroom. I got pretty tired, so she offered me a soda and we went to the kitchen to rest.
After some sexy waddling to set us up with our drinks, she took a load off. She leaned as far back as the kitchen chair would allow, stretching her legs way out in front of her and letting out an exhausted breath. To my delight, she pulled her shirt up over her beach ball of a belly and began to rub the shinily stretched-out skin with both hands. I couldn't keep my hands off it, but she seemed too preoccupied with her discomfort, alternating between rubbing her bump and her swollen ankles, thighs, waist, wrists, and upper arms. It was a comprehensively sexy show; I didn't dare interrupt, continuing to watch in silent arousal.
She finally (and a bit disappointingly, of course) stopped the rubbing and locked eyes with me, a bright look on her face. "Ohhhh...there is one more thing you could help me with, but...no..." Her face reddened. I was very curious indeed. "I'm sure it's no problem; what can I help you with?" She couldn't meet me eye, but she managed to get the words out. "Well, I have the birth coming up, of course, and I'm a little bit...ummm...shaggy...down there...and my belly's sorta in the way, so maybe..." I stopped her, afraid her face might start smoking if it got any redder. "Yeah, of course! I gotcha. Must be tough to take care of that on your own, and I'd be very happy to help. How should we do this?"
We took care of the problem in the shower, my new friend wearing nothing below her bra. Her bump was especially impressive in its massive roundness in such close quarters, and had to be lifted out of the way in order for me to have access to her pubic hair. It took both of her arms and most of her strength to hold it up for the few minutes required. I used her shaving cream and safety razor and got her clean-shaven (as requested) in three or four minutes.
I enjoyed every second of it, glad that I was able to keep my own clothes on and not betray my excitement. We parted ways afterward; I jerked off in my car and woke up contented at having been of some small service to this imaginary lady.
November 11th - Shopping
Fun mpreg dream last night! The setting was a Motherhood maternity-wear store, which had just opened up their new "Paternity" section. To my utter delight, apparently mpreg was common enough in this version of reality to make such a thing financially viable. The clothing selection was pretty interesting, and I tried on a number of different articles to model for a pregnant woman who seemed to be my companion at the moment.