You sit on the edge of the examining table, completely nude as I conclusively remove the tight, latex gloves from my hands.
Your annual physical just completed, you promptly reach over to retrieve your discarded clothing, modest, fumbling hands attempting to simultaneously conceal the exposed generous peaks of your breasts, and your neatly trimmed triangular duvet of pubic hair.
You have demonstrated discomfort and self-consciousness during the thorough, yet routine examination, despite my frequent reassurances in my attempt to put you at ease.
Not wanting to prolong your awkwardness for longer than is necessary, I nonetheless stop you with a reminder that the session isn't quite complete, and that one last procedure needs to be addressed; all annual examinations require a mandatory stool sample deposit. You look at me with uncertainty, but then nod your head in quiet acquiescence, realizing that it's not an issue up for debate.
You begin easing yourself from the examining table, furtively looking around for the privacy of a secluded facilities cubicle, but once again, I stop you with a raised hand, indicating the examining table, where I direct you to remain. You look at me questioningly as you climb back atop the table. Soon, my intentions are made clear as I open a cabinet door, retrieving a stainless steel bedpan.
I then proceed by instructing you to settle into a squatting position. You immediately comply, making the creased wax paper crinkle under your shifting weight.
Now, you squat, your back slightly rounded, your feet pointed on tip toes, your hands positioned on both sides of you to maintain balance. I move towards your nude, squatting form, and gently position the bedpan beneath the upraised, creamy white globes of your buttocks which I briefly pause to admire.