The phone vibrated when Digitalis picked it up. He tried to resist looking at who the sender was, saw it anyway, and was momentarily surprised to find that it was his ex-wife, Milly:
"I just missed a call from Fox. It's everything ok Arthur?"
Digitalis wasn't surprised to see Milly messaging his boyfriend; Milly had been friends with Arthur for almost three decades. She'd introduced him to Digitalis just over two years ago, at the beginning ceremony of the previous school year -- he was surprised that Arthur's brother had Milly's number.
After a few moments of studying the phone - all he had to do open it was swipe - Digitalis made a mental note to tell Arthur to set a password or something as he set the lid on the rice cooker. Once that was done, Digitalis padded up the hall to the bathroom. He could hear that the shower was on as he eased the door open.
"Your phone and keys were in your pocket, Bear," Digitalis called, trying not to sound too apprehensive.
"Is my phone waterlogged?" Sighed Arthur. It had been in his pocket when Digitalis had unleashed his bladder into Arthur's clothes about ten minutes before that.
"It didn't escape the flood entirely, but it wasn't soaked," Digitalis replied. "It still works - I dried it off and it's out here on the sink."
Arthur yawned, "Great. Thanks, Digit," and Digitalis began to disrobe so that he could join him.
Digitalis looked himself up and down in the mirror when he took off his shirt. The curly blue hair on his head was still neatly combed from when he'd gotten up that morning, and the tan lines from his summer tank tops were fading, reaching up to his shoulders on his arms, his head and neck, and a small patch on his chest. He was paler than normal, and it made his large bluejay like wings seem darker and gave his clear, pupilless amber eyes an unsettling shadow. When he took off his pants, his penis seemed small and shriveled. It was difficult to believe that Digitalis had just ejaculated all over Arthur's clothes a few minutes prior.