Warnings, disclaimers, truths, half-truths, and little white lies:
This is a work of fiction (maybe). It contains sexy scenes of 3-somes, self-bondage, BDSM, watersports, creamy liquid, and other cool lurid acts. All fictional characters are portrayed as adults (this is true). These adults, however, may have existed or presently exist as themselves and have had these experiences (uh-hum... yours truly...yes, really!!). The story is meant to entertain. There are no further pretensions or objectives to the story.
Hope you enjoy my ramblings (and life experiences)! That's what it is meant for! It's just for pure playful fun... Nothing more. Well, between the fun, there might be something serious to learn here. If you pay careful attention. Yeah, just maybe.
But, I really hope you have fun laughing at my crazy antics a bit! Trust me, I do!
Life is too fragile and short for anything else!
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Oh! Hey, it's you again! Cool! I am so happy!! Really, I am glad you're back! We have a lot of ground to cover today. So, I hope you are well-rested.
I thought I might have scared you off! After that last "reveal" about myself, I thought you would think that this was getting way too weird! Ya' know, maybe you were thinking that I needed a psychoanalyst for my sex addiction!
It even ran through my mind that you didn't like my new haircut. But, oh yeah, you can't see me. It's short! I kinda look like that cherry blond kid I told you about. You know, me when I was younger.
A bit of a disaster. Crap! ... Don't ask!
Well, alright - I'll tell you. I got the new girl down at Shirley's hair salon that they just hired. Laverne. Who the Christ would give their kid that name? I don't know either! As you can see, this did not have a good start. Anyway, I had an appointment and arrived kind of early.
"Hi, Nicola. I'm Laverne. I'm new here. How do you want it?"
"Ummh. I guess just a bit shorter, but not too much," I responded a bit undecided.
Now, I don't want to be someone that complains, but did you understand my last sentence? I mean, tell me. Did it make sense? "a...bit...shorter..." Yeah, this is English, right? For me too! I agree with you. Not too much ambiguity there. Don't you think?.
What a freaking mistake! Look. I want to give you some advice. If you are going to get your hair cut with Laverne, you better know what you want. No, you better go there with a freaking architectural drawing, an Engineer, and a Notary Public to sign off the "project". I mean, how the hell was I supposed to know? I figured, she works here, she must know. No? Shirley's is not exactly a French boutique, but I figured they know their gig. I didn't realize until after Laverne was done and I was paying that she was cross-eyed and her hands "trembled like the fairground lights".
I have to talk to Shirley about Laverne. I mean, what the Christ is she thinking with this girl! Tomorrow I will go down there again. A private chat. Maybe I will invite her for a coffee... and spill the beans!
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By the way, wasn't there an old TV show called Laverne & Shiley? Bit of a coincidence, don't you think? Never saw it... just on the Internet. I'm way too young. But, they seemed like real air-heads. Kinda' like the cumulative IQ down at Shirley's. Maybe that is why Shirley hired Laverne. Don't know. Don't care. I just want my hair back!
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Ah, don't worry - about my haircut, I mean - I am not that worried. It's not so bad. What do you think? You would not be impressed - really. I am heavy in the "auto-convince" mode in these moments! Jesus, what a fucking disaster!
OK, look, it is a bit between a short french cut (ya' know like that hot French chic AmΓ©lie that everyone wants to bang - even me if I had a fake cock! ... have to admit, the chic was hot... I wish I was as hot as her) and a funky uneven pixie (like "Twiggy" from the 1960s). It was like Laverne just started cutting randomly with her fucking eyes closed.
As I said, what a disaster! I am back to looking slightly boyish and androgynous. My present boyfriend still thinks I look sexy.
He said to me yesterday, "Nikki, with that body, tight ass, and perky tits, you don't have to worry about that! Even if you were a boy, I would still fuck you."
To be honest, I don't know if this last part of the sentence makes me feel too good. First, he is leaving it open that I do look like a boy, and second that he would be willing to fuck even a good looking boy! Not sure if I better start looking for another boyfriend. What do you think?
"Nikki, this is a double standard! You think of fucking girls all the time and you're a nympho. What's the difference? Can't he think of banging some cute guy that looks like a girl?"
You are right, but that is different. It is me! Don't compare! He is normal, but I'm sick! I need help! You shall see. If you really continue to read the rest of this story carefully, you will reach that conclusion too.
I don't know (about the haircut - I mean). I am not convinced. Fuck it, I'll start to wear a baseball hat again or show what I can of my relatively flat-chest and try to accentuate my long pointy nipples. Not to win any beauty contests, mind you. Just so people still know that I am a girl.
Enough about my hair and my small pointy tits!
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Well, I was reading over my notes from the last time. Besides getting a bit excited "down there", I realized that I kind of left out some details. Some historic context! I was about to tell you about my "new" thing. Ya' know, the self-bondage thing with the machine actuated dildo that "never gets tired fucking"! Well, the dildo is new, but in reality, the self-bondage thing goes back a few years.
"But Nikkita," you are saying. "There is just no end to how perverted you are. Are you making this stuff up as you go?"
"No. Trust me! This is me! But, I am trying to become a normal person. Really, I am"