"Priapism
is a potentially painful medical condition, in which the erect penis or clitoris does not return to its flaccid state, despite the absence of both physical and psychological stimulation, within four hours."
Setting the rules: Sean
A few months into the marriage I went to visit my daughter Samantha and her new husband, Sean. All was going very well in their marriage but a mother-in-law always needs to stop by and get a first-hand impression. They loved each other, both were quite successful, and of course, they spent a great deal of time together enjoying common interests.
One evening after dinner -- and here it's my fault -- a little too much red wine Sean approached me as we were doing the dishes in the kitchen. With that silly smile of a male who's had a bit too much to drink and not enough sex that day, he asked, "So, Diane. Any chance of another massage anytime soon?"
I spun around, looked at my son-in-law square in the eyes, and slapped his face as hard as I could. Standing a good two inches taller than his six feet, I glared into his eyes and told him in no uncertain terms, "You are a married man now. If
I
ever want to do it,
I
will order you. Otherwise, keep your thoughts to yourself and your prick for my daughter. Is that clear?"
Reproached males have a dejected look, but Sean's was that of sheer terror. He rushed out of the kitchen and ran into their bedroom. Samantha looked quizzical and then apologized for her husband, "Sean's had a bit too much wine and he needs to get up early tomorrow to fly on a business trip."
All night I felt terrible about the whole scene. Yes, maybe I had been to harsh on Sean, but then again a mother-in-law must set the rules of sexuality in the house. On the other hand, milking Sean's prostate had been a first for me, and having a man lose his anal virginity in my hands had been a momentous experience for me. It was almost dawn when I made up my mind: I was going to "make nice" with my son-in-law. Tiptoeing out of my room I went downstairs where Sean had left his suitcase by the door. Like a thief in the night, I opened it and right on top I placed the panties I had been wearing. Just like that: smack on top, still smelly from me. And with that, I went to sleep feeling a lot happier.
Sean came back two nights later. Apparently his trip had been excellent and the deal he closed was enormous. Samantha and I were happy and we shared a nice meal together. After dinner I went for a walk with their huge dog. When I came back and went to my room to change for the night, I saw that Sean had already been there. Under my nightgown he had placed the panties I had given him. Only now they had been hand-washed in a scented soap. There was a little piece of paper with a simple line, "Thank you."
I knew one of the reasons for his success was his secret cross-dressing in my panties
I knew we had made peace.
I knew he wanted me.
I knew I wanted him.
And I knew I had set the rule: it would be on my terms only.
I flew back home the following afternoon. There was a lot to plan and it had to be done so carefully now!
Setting the rules: Lisa
Lisa had been dating my son while they were in college. Things cooled off a bit when he went on some super secret armed forces special unit who knows where. She remained loyal to him and now that he was back, they got married a few weeks after Samantha and Sean.
The thing with Lisa is that she is ultra-shy and incredibly insecure. If my husband is to have a happy marriage and a successful life, I really need to get Lisa to wake up. Lisa is petite, standing at 5ft 2in, weighing a mere 110lb. She has small 32B breasts, and long blond highlighted hair. She is very fit, having been a gymnast for many years while in college here in Tennessee, and still keeping physically very active.
A few weeks after my visit to Samantha and Sean, I flew off to spend a week with Johnny and Lisa. All seemed very harmonious with them. But there was something I saw in Lisa, something I had not detected before. It was a change in her expression. She looked different. She acted different. There was no other way I could describe it when I called my husband to report.
Lisa was a cute little nymph!
She avoided all talk about sex with me, blushing and running off to do something or other around the house. With Johnny it was next to impossible to get any information of any kind. But I knew like only a mother-in-law can know that Lisa's sex life was a bit different than I would have guessed when they first met. And I was determined to find out.
It happened by sheer accident. One morning while they were both at work and my laptop battery died I ventured into the study and picked up her laptop. The history bar showed that the cute little nymph Lisa had been spending hours, days, and weeks reading erotica!
That was all I needed. That afternoon when Lisa came home, I confronted her. She started to cry and said Johnny seemed to have lost sexual interest in her. And just now her own desires were starting to awaken. Sob, sob, sob.
My arousal was getting more intense with every sob of hers. I held her close to me, a lot closer than a mother-in-law normally would, and told her that I was going to let her into the secrets women in our family passed on from generation to generation to keep our husbands interested, in line, and at home.
But she would have to do what I said.
She balked. All I had to do was to look down twelve inches, stare into her eyes, and whisper, "I set the rules in this family."
She understood exactly what I meant.
Good. Now I had both Sean and Lisa all to myself!
Sean and Lisa look at each other
The entire family came over to our house for a three-day weekend. My husband offered to take the two siblings, Johnny and Samantha, to visit his aging mother. Asking if we all wanted to go, I nicely pointed out that Sean and Lisa really had nothing to do with Nanna, and besides, too many people would confuse the old lady. My husband agreed. Saturday morning the three of them drove off for the day to see her.
No sooner had they closed the door behind them and driven off, that I turned to Sean and Lisa, standing next to me in the foyer. "Take off your clothes. Now." I told Sean in a calm, cool voice.