"You're making that up!" Maya said to Haley. "There's no way you got a man's man like Will to . . . to . . . you know!"
Haley saw the incredulity on Maya's face. "To eat his cum? To eat his own 'creampie?' That's what it's called, you know. And yes, I did get him to do it. And he also admitted he liked it. It was practically his idea."
"I never thought Will would be bisexual." Maya said.
"Who said he was bisexual? He's not into guys in any way. And sharing your own bodily fluids doesn't make you gay, bisexual, or anything else. If so, then I guess I am, too. You know I've tasted myself many times during sex. Do you think that makes me bisexual?" Haley queried.
"No, I guess not," Maya responded. "It's just so . . . dirty. He ate his own cum, after all. Then again, I think it's dirty that YOU taste his fluids, much less your own."
"It was sexy," Haley insisted. "If you had been a part of it, or just seen it, you'd understand. It was, I don't know - intimate - in a kinky way. I felt so close to him after. We're definitely doing that stuff again.
"And as 'dirty' as you say you think my oral experiences are I can see the way you hang on my every word when you hear about my sex life. It turns you on I know.
"And it turns me on, too. Since that night, I've reviewed a few pornos online that focus on 'cumkissing' as they call it, and they're freakin' hot! Maybe you should loosen up and watch a couple and see what it does to you," Haley concluded.
It was the Wednesday following Will and Haley's first cumkiss, and Haley was having her usual midweek lunch with her best friend, Maya. As was their custom, they spoke of everything happening in their lives. Sadly, for Maya that meant she had little of interest to say. The petite, blue-eyed blonde did little besides work and go to the gym during the week. On the weekends she went to church on Sunday and occasionally hung out with friends on a Friday or Saturday night. That often meant hanging out with Haley at a karaoke bar or a bar that played 80's music -- Maya loved some retro music despite being only 25 years old.
Maya was extremely fit, only 5' 2" tall, with smallish tits -- Will estimated them as a pleasant mouthful - and an incredibly well-toned rear. Haley never thought of herself as into women, but there were times in the past when she could admit she would have included Maya on her "gay list" if given the chance. She wouldn't blame anyone who wanted to reach around, grab Maya by her firm ass cheeks, and pull her pussy to their mouth for a feast. Maya's ass was that good! And Maya was extremely pretty to boot.
Of course, that would never happen. Maya was a bit of a prude. As far as Haley knew, Maya only slept with two guys in her life: one on prom night, and the other was a boyfriend of 2 years in college. Even then, by all accounts that boyfriend left Maya soon thereafter for someone much more accommodating in the bedroom. Haley knew that Maya never went beyond the missionary position with either guy, nor did she have a particularly good time in bed with either guy. And as conservative as Maya was, the idea of Maya having a lesbian experience, much less enjoying it, was laughable.
Haley continued, "You probably go home after our lunches and take care of yourself thinking of my stories, don't you?"
"Take care of myself?" Maya asked.
Haley looked Maya in the eyes, "Mas -- tur - bate."
Maya's eyes grew wide, "Good God, no! I don't do that!"
"Of course you do, Maya. Everyone masturbates."
"Well, I don't," Maya objected.
"C'mon? Really? I wouldn't judge you, you know." Haley said. "I masturbate; I've been doing it since I was 14. You can't tell me you don't. Everyone needs to get off once in a while."
"Seriously, I don't. That's gross. Your fingers would get all sticky and stuff," Maya responded.
"So what?" Haley asked. "You can wash up when you are done. Or use a vibrator. Wait! Do you even own a vibrator?"
"Of course not! Why would I need one if I don't masturbate?" responded Maya.
"You could use it with a man, too. Or another woman if that is your thing. I can see you have a lot to catch up on.
"For your own good, please consider learning how to take care of your own sexual needs," Haley said. "It's no wonder you didn't enjoy the sex you've had that much. If you don't know how to please yourself, how can you expect a man to please you?"
""Another woman?' Really? And I need to know how to please myself to enjoy a man? C'mon!"
"Of course!" Haley responded. So much of what you do during sex is inspired by what you learn about yourself when you masturbate. You find your sensitive areas and can guide your partner to those spots to make sure you cum. Then there are the fantasies you use while masturbating. They help you find what really gets you off in your head. For instance, my more recent fantasies about being a slut are what led me to some of the kinky things I do with Will now. I know that doing things like sucking his dick, and now sharing our cum, hits that mental g-spot for me. And I'm not ashamed of it. It's who I am when I am in bed. It doesn't make me a slut in real life."
"I just don't think I could do that," Maya said. "Why start now?"
"Because it will help you one day experience a healthy sex life," Haley replied. "Plus it's fun and releases a lot of tension, at least when you do it right."
"Can we change the subject, please?" Maya suggested.
"Sure. But you really need to consider double-clicking your mouse, if you know what I mean," Haley said. "When we meet on Friday night, I expect to hear all about it."
***
At the gym later that day after work, Maya approached the ellipticals just under the TV screens and was surprised to hear: "Hi Maya! How are you? You look great in those yoga pants today!"
From just about any other guy, Maya would have immediately guarded herself, seeing it as a pickup line. But since Haley's boyfriend, Will, said this, Maya accepted it as the harmless flirting he always did with her. Besides, the moment Maya realized it was Will who said this she blushed, thinking of the stories she heard earlier that afternoon.
"Blushing at my compliment, Maya? I thought we were past that," said Will in a teasing manner. "So I guess I shouldn't tell you I can make out every delicious curve of your rear in those pants, should I?" Will said, eyeing Maya in an overly lustful manner.