"So you're not going to
believe
what my boss just told me, "I said as she picked up the phone.
"Your boss Will? What's up?" I could hear road noise, she was probably out driving uber in her little red Honda.
"So he just
stopped by
my desk out of the blue and said he was tired of working from the office when nobody else was coming in, so he'd decided to work remotely for a while... From Key West."
"Yeah, he does put a lot of hours in," She said. "It'd do him some good to get out and have some f--."
"That's not the crazy part..." I cut in. "He said he wanted
me
to come along so I could help handle calls for him and he wouldn't have to be on the phone the whole trip."
"Yeah, so what'd you say?" She was driving and sounded a little distracted.
"So at first I said I couldn't go because your parents were coming into town."
"Oh right..." she said. "But they aren't gonna to be here for
three weeks.
"
"Yeah, that's the thing--he isn't going for a week, he's going for a month."
"Oh shit, I'll be pissed if you leave me for another shitty Minneapolis April while you're partying in the tropics with Will," she laughed.
"Of course, so when I told William I couldn't go because I had plans with you, he said that he expected you would come too--he has a spare room in some villa his family owns."
"Hold on--I'm pulling over," she said, and I heard her blinker come on and some bumping sounds as she pulled off the road into some parking lot. "So you're telling me that your boss Will is taking a vacation to a fancy beach house... And he wants to take his secretary and his secretary's wife? That doesn't make any sense."
"That's just it, He's not
going
on vacation, he's just going to work remotely, and I think he wants somebody there local to cover for him so he can go out and enjoy himself without it being obvious he's screwing off. I'll be handling his emails and screening his calls".
"Oh hell yeah! When do we go?" she half shrieked into the phone. I could picture her pretty green eyes wide with excitement.
"He said we'd fly out this Saturday, and to let him know today so he could buy our tickets."
"Okay I'll tell my job I won't be in." I heard her tapping on her phone. "Fuck you Uber, I'll be back in a Month!" she shouted. "And Done... Hell yes, this is the most exciting thing ever, I can't believe it. She was talking fast now. "Oh thank god I've been hitting the treadmill all winter, fuck you snow, fuck you winter, fuck you Minnesota--oh shit I better hit the tanning bed an extra time this week--and I need a bathing suit! I'm heading to the Mall
right now
.
--
"So what do you think?" she asked. I was off work, back at our Apartment and she was showing off the stuff she'd got at the mall. She had on an emerald green bikini that matched her eyes, and complimented her long blond hair. It lovingly cupped only the most private part of her breasts, showing off her fair skin, which had just a hint of pink from her tanning session. It clung tightly over her crotch, was connected by thin straps around her waist, to a thin ribbon of fabric in the back that was barely more than a G-string, showing her perfect ass.
I felt my breath quicken, and my dick twitched and grew pressing against the tight khaki pants I'd worn to the office. "You look so fucking hot." I said and I stepped across our little kitchen and slid one hand down the curve of her back to her nearly bare ass, and the other traced the soft skin of her flat stomach up to her breasts, her nipples hardened visibly from my touch.
She stood stalk still, puffed out her chest, and raised her chin while I fondled her. "I had a blast getting sloshed on Jaeger with Will at the Christmas party last year. He's going to be fun to hang out with. It's so badass, that you're working with a bigshot who can take us to something like this."
I slid one finger between the thin green suit and the cleft of her supple ass. "So what do badass men with sweet jobs get from their wives when they take them to the Caribbean?" I gently slipped one finger between her smooth ass cheeks.
"You
know
the rules," she said with a little sly smirk. "I just got off my period yesterday, you'll have to wait."
--
"The rules"
. I thought to myself later that night. I was naked between her legs in bed, my face wet from licking her to orgasm. My own cock throbbed erect and ignored.
It had started a couple years ago when we were still newlyweds. she had noticed that she hadn't gotten pregnant although we fucked regularly without protection. We wanted a family, so she'd gone in to the doctor, and when he said everything about her tight little pussy was
absolutely perfect
she made an appointment for me. The doctor had said my sperm counts were off-the-charts low, and even a bunch of follow up visits they couldn't say why, "some kind of an autoimmune issue" they said.
The rules came about after her friend, not a doctor, told her that it was