After the Hooters parking lot incident, I fell for Jennifer. I couldn't stop thinking about her. Maybe it was because she was unattainable. Maybe it was because she was the most exciting girl I had ever met.
The next day, at volunteer headquarters, she asked me more questions about my plans to run for office. She was genuinely interested in my future campaign. All of us at 2012 campaign headquarters were political animals, but it seemed that politics aroused her more than most.
Over the next few weeks, I asked her out for drinks on several occasions. She turned me down each time. "Ryan's taking me out" she would say. The feeling of jealousy drove me nuts. I desperately wanted to continue whatever it was we had started. I wanted her so badly.. I'm not a stalker or anything but I did some research online and found her Facebook page. The pictures of her were awesome. One in particular, of her in a blue bikini, was amazing. I printed it out and kept it in my wallet. That picture turned me into a chronic masturbater. Damn her husband Ryan was lucky!
After another week, I just figured that nothing else would happen. Maybe it was better this way. We were both married. Also she was only 20; a full ten years younger than me. I told myself it was for the best.
