Joy woke up feeling groggy. Otherwise, she slept comfortably enough, but doubted the others did the same. The arrival celebration lasted until the early morning hours, and the others were not shy about their alcohol consumption. Joy made it to her bed with a small buzz. Purity made it to her bed if not in it. Alicia slept on the couch, head lolled over the side and a punch bowl at the ready. Kat, who'd been the most frenetic during their drinking games, was still eating leftovers when Joy went to sleep. Normally, she wouldn't have left the other girl in such a state, but Joy didn't want a repeat of their strange kiss. After Kat and Luke disappeared into the woods for a while, Kat seemed normal again. At least as normal as Joy knew her to be. Luke paraded around with a shit eating grin on his face for a while that seemed to indicate Kat had done something with him to get it out of her system.
Rolling out of bed, Joy was surprised to hear noise downstairs. She pulled on a pair of pajama pants and headed down the narrow staircase to the kitchen. Kat was dancing around with a pan of eggs in one hand and a glass of milk in the other. When she saw Joy, her face lit up with excitement. "Oh! You're up, great. I can't wait to go on the run."
"Run?" Joy asked. Her memory tumbled into place. While walking over to their cabin, they'd begun making grand plans to get up and work off the booze. Kat, Joy, and Alicia all decided to get up bright and early for a long, cleansing run. Purity called them idiots. Joy silently knew Purity was right. How many times did she make plans to go running after a night of drinking? She'd never once followed through. "Oh, right. Kat, have you slept?"
"Huh? Oh yeah. I got up early that's all. Did you want some eggs? They're ones we brought. Not Bertie's." Kat moved around the kitchen with the same energy from the previous night.
"No," Joy answered. "Not hungry. Stomach's a little queasy — Kat, are you on something?"
Kat stopped, wiping away a milk mustache. "What? God, Joy, no. What would I be on?"
Joy shrugged moving past her to get a class of water. "Some kind of upper. I'm not judging, I'm just asking. You drank twice as much as either guy last night. You should be crawling down the stairs if you got out of bed at all."
"Huh," she said, a forkful of eggs halfway to her mouth. "I went to sleep not that long after you. Got up for a snack a little while after that, but I slept fine. I feel great, actually. Do you not want to go for the run? I can go by myself."
Joy looked at Kat. Something about the other girl seemed off. Kat had on an oversized t-shirt, probably Luke's. Yet, it fit her closer than it should have. "No, let me freshen up a little bit, and I'll go. A run would be nice, actually." Joy paused, watching Kat shovel the eggs into her mouth like a starving woman. Joy had experienced the hungover munchies from time to time. It always came back to bite her in the ass. She didn't want to be holding back Kat's hair while the eggs made a second appearance beside the running trail.
She went back upstairs and began getting ready. Joy checked her phone, but she had no service. Anthony said he'd come by around midmorning to get her, but she didn't anticipate him following through on that promise. He'd drag himself over at some point, but the guys had switched to a bottle of whiskey at 2:00am with Luke extolling the virtues of his Scottish heritage and Anthony making some optimistic claims about his own resiliency to alcohol. They wouldn't be up and rowdy for a while, assuming they didn't have whatever magic hangover cure Kat had employed.
Joy pulled on a pair of running shorts, a sports bra, and a snug shirt. She needed to go up a size, but for a college student, everything was expensive. Joy should have taken the job on campus for the summer, but Anthony wanted to come on the trip and wanted her to go with him.
At least I'm consistent with making stupid decisions for boys.
Teeth brushed, hair fixed, shoes on, and a quick check in the mirror done, she went back downstairs. Kat waited for her in the kitchen. She'd put on a tighter t-shirt, some leggings, and shoes.
And no bra.
"We're going to be jogging, you know?"
"Yeah?" Kat said as she hopped to her feet. Her breasts stuck out against the gray shirt, nipples clearly defined. "Oh, yeah, I tried putting on a bra. Couldn't stand it. I think...well, you know."
Joy nodded, but she didn't really know what Kat meant. She got some sensitivity near her period sometimes, but nothing bad enough to not want to wear a bra. If anything, a bra usually helped. But, everyone's different, she conceded. Joy's older sister got cramps so bad, she would be laid up in bed for three days. "Right," she said, "we'll take it easy."
"Should we leave a note or something? Or will they not be up for a while anyway?" Kat turned around, and Joy gasped. "What?"
"Nothing," Joy said, quickly. "It's nothing. I thought I saw a bug, but it's just a spot of dirt on the table." She moved quickly and wiped her hand across the clean surface.
I know that girl didn't have that ass,
she thought, cutting her eyes toward Kat's plumped posterior.
She had a butt like a surf board. Hell, we joked about it.
And yet, as Kat stretched her calves, Joy couldn't look away from the massive mounds stuck on Kat's backside. If she didn't know any better, Joy would have accused the other girl of stuffing some kind of prosthesis down her pants. The tights didn't leave a millimeter to the imagination though.
"Ready? I'll go in front," Kat said with a grin.
***
Penny heard her husband sneeze again in the shower. "Bless you," she said, not raising her voice. He wouldn't have cared anyway. She put the phone to her ear again and listened.
"GOVERNMENT MANDATE RECALL OF ALL DAIRY PRODUCTS PURCHASED BET —" A long static hiss filled the line before the robotic voice spoke again, more garbled, but Penny could make out some of the words. "—SULT EMERGENCY SERVICES FOR IMMEDIATE —"