Derek slid down, picking up speed, until hit the water with a splash.
Surfacing, he treaded water with his legs as he cleared his eyes and moved his wet hair from his face, before swimming back over to Leanne and hanging from her nipple ring, resting his legs.
"Again, Honey?" she checked.
Derek nodded. "Yeah. Are you sure you're not bored? This can't be very fun for you."
Leanne smiled and grasped him from where he was hanging off of her piercing, moving him to sit on her shoulder. "I'm relaxing in the bath, Derek. I'll bring you up as many times as you want."
Derek leaned in and kissed the tip of her nose. "I appreciate that," he confided, then with a shout scooted himself off to slide down the curve of her slippery breast, getting a fraction of a second of airtime before impacting the water.
Leanne watched him swim back to her with a content smile. Using her tits as waterslides, well... the thought had never occurred to her. She'd thought Derek would do it only once or twice, but he'd been sliding down her chest over and over for nearly twenty-five minutes, now.
She waited until she felt the tug of her piercing, and enjoyed the pull for a moment as Derek hung from it.
She scooped him again from the water, and held him close as she leaned forward to put more hot water into the tub. It was getting a little tepid.
She leaned back, and looked down at the man she was holding close to her heart. "I don't get it, Honey. I don't mind, don't get me wrong, but I just don't get why you're liking this so much. Help me understand the appeal."
Derek looked down for a bit. "When I was little, my parents used to take me to the Waterpark all the time. That one on 45th? Yeah, that one. We'd spend a Saturday there as a family at least once a month. When they died, I didn't get to go anymore, and then I was an adult and not only do they not let adults on the slide, but a single grown man all by himself playing in the pool with children, well, that gets the cops called."
Leanne nodded, absorbing the sad information. When the water was warm again, she turned off the faucet, smeared a new layer of bath oils on her breasts, and set Derek on her shoulder. He shot down her left boob with a 'Yahoo!', jumping off at the end to get even more airtime.
Leanne enjoyed the joy on his face as he swam back to her for another go. Her man was going to get to play on the slides as long as he damn well pleased, and that was that.
******
Leanne grasped the bars of her headboard tightly. Her ankles were secured to the footboard by a couple of Derek's old neckties, but her hand restraints had to be symbolic. She had to be able to rescue him at a moment's notice, just in case.
A long, fine chain was clipped to both of her piercings, and it draped down her belly, over her paunch, and she felt the tugs and pulls as Derek used the middle of the chain to pull himself in and out of her.
It was a stunning display of athleticism on his part. He'd achieved a very fluid rhythm, darting most of his body through her lips and into her grasping tunnel, then smoothly pulling himself out until his feet were barely inside of her, only to dart in again.
Leanne mewled. It was feeling so good, both the penetration that she wasn't controlling, and the pulling of her nipples. It was also an entertaining game, trying to catch and hold his body with her vaginal muscles alone, but she never quite got a good enough grasp.
Feeling the buildup rise, the pressure build, Leanne cheated. Her hips rose from the bed, her large bottom lifting from the mattress, and she used gravity to help her catch her man.
That little instant more was all she needed to get a good grip, and her cunt rippled and undulated as she wetly came, trying to drag him inside. He held the chain firm, and she didn't quite succeed in completely taking him in, but she had ahold of enough of his body to make it feel so, so good.
Derek scissor-kicked his legs as much as he was able against her clenching walls, for no other reason than that she'd admitted to him it made it better for her to feel him move.
She came down, and eased her pelvis back down to the bed, her pussy still randomly squeezing in aftershocks. She felt Derek slide out from her, now that he was able to escape her greedy cunt-hole, and then he was walking up her body toward her face.
His head, his hair, his gorgeous arms and pecs, they were dry. From his armpits down, however, he was coated in her glaze. Derek left wet footprints on her skin as he walked over the hill of her lower belly, down the inversion where her bellybutton lay, up the hill of her upper belly. Then he was marching across her sternum between her breasts to point a tiny accusing finger at her nose.
"You cheated," he flatly scolded.
Leanne shifted her shoulders minutely, guiltily, and turned her head away from him a hair. "I did," she admitted. "Was I a bad girl?"
"Very bad. Cheating is wrong, Leanne. Now you're going to get punished."
Derek marched up to her face, until he was right against her nose. Then he swiped his hand down his abs, removing a swath of her leavings, and wiped it all off on the inside of her lower lip.
Leanne made a disgusted face as he turned around, marched back to the middle of her sternum, and sat facing her. She was forced to watch as he cleaned himself a little at a time by expident of moving it from his body to his mouth. One handful at a time.
Once, Leanne had wondered at some of the things that happened in porn, wondered how anyone could find some of it sexy. The one that always really bothered her was when the woman would get the guy's cum all over her face, and act like she was enjoying the taste of it. How was that sexy?
Leanne understood now. Watching Derek enjoy the taste of her pussy, watching him eat her cum, it was a huge turn on. Her right hand began to loosen its grip.
Derek snapped his hand up to point at it, and she hurriedly reaffirmed her grip.
"Do you want more in your mouth, Leanne? Are you asking for more punishment? Because if one of your hands leave that headboard, I'm going to dip my legs in your mouth and make you lick it off."
Leanne muttered, "Sorry, Sir."
Derek stood and made an abrupt turn, walking up the hill of her left breast, then down to her nipple. She felt the pulling as he used the ring as a handle, and the sensations of his dick sliding inside the center divot, and the compression of her nipple as Derek fucked it.
It was as close to being dominated by a man who was only half a foot tall as they could manage, but it worked for them. Sometimes Leanne just needed for Derek to be the one in control.
******
"This was such a bad idea," Leanne breathed.
She never should have told Derek about her danger-slut cunt-hole. She just didn't want any secrets between them.
It was their three year anniversary of meeting each other, and Derek had remembered that she confessed that she had the strongest orgasm she'd ever experienced, when she was trying to get off of the freeway to save him from her murderous pussy.
So now she was driving down the freeway, her boyfriend's legs in her too wet pussy, and he was working over her clit like he had something to prove.
Leanne reaffirmed her grip on the wheel and breathed deeply, but the exhale came out in a long, torturous moan.