You mooed with excitement when you realised Keira was pulling up to the familiar front gate of the farm. Your farmer was already waiting.
He seemed to be in some kind of rush but you had no idea what for. He opened the passenger door and unbuckled your seatbelt. He took hold of your arms to guide them to the coarse, sandy ground as you hobbled out of the car.
You were so glad to be on all fours again. You had been made to sit all the way here and it had made you feel deeply wrong - cows shouldn't sit up, it was unnatural. It was only made worse by the fact you were sitting on top of some of your udder, which was uncomfortable to say the least.
Your udder was now properly below you instead of in your lap, but it was still trapped, squashed painfully in these jeans. You bleated a moo to your farmer for help, but he had already begun speaking to Keira after helping you out.
"Found her chewing grass on campus. What the hell did you do to her Aaron?"
Hmm. Grass, yum! Grass did sound good right now... The patch just in front of you looked lush and inviting...
Mindlessly, you trotted off a short distance to your green prize.
"We'd only done one session. The suggestion wore off and I certainly didn't set any triggers for it to happen at her college."
You saw a dandelion at the crest of the hill. Wiggling your hips in a stealthy approach you playfully ambled up to it before lopping off the top in one quick bite.
It tasted wonderful. As you chewed you looked over the wonderful valley field. It was filled with verdant green grass, the clear steam, tree circle and of course, the barn.
Somehow you had left your farmer and friend behind, their voices still raised, but now distant.
At some point they realised you had wandered off. Together they crested the small hill to arrive by your side. "Cat! There you are!" Keira said.
Keira's tone now sounded more worried than irritable.
"Aaron, please fix her." She said with a slight tremble in her voice. You gave a consoling moo, to which she responded by stroking your hair.
He too sounded softer. "This isn't a suggestion in the normal sense. No one made her go into a hypnotic state. I think the combination of an autopilot-like routine with her powerful desire to be a cow has overpowered her human mind."
"I'm sorry girl" he said, crouching down and reaching out to sweep your rich auburn hair out from your eyes. "I didn't realise how badly you wanted this."
"What do we do?" Keira pleaded.