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Sarkopheros Says:
The wait is finally over. After 315 days, ten long months, I have two new Brod stories for you, each almost 10,000 words in length.
That's 315 days since the last story of
any
description, however, which was Hyper Jae: Stroke! Part 2. It's been 421 days since the last Brod, which was The Bachelorette, Part 1. Over a year ago. However, the changes that necessitated the hiatus have been mostly dealt with, and I can write again.
Finally, if you're not familiar with my writing, expect monstrous cocks measured in feet, bathtubs full of jizz, cum inflation, cervical penetration, and hentai physics.
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To my readers: any scenes where I should not have been able to see or know what was happening are textual recreations of the stories I heard and videos I saw after the events of the party.
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The hot, sticky gunk from deep within my tormented balls welled up around my forehead. I could feel it soaking into my hair. By the time I burst from the container, my Mohawk would surely be flaccid. Unlike my monstrous yard-plus schlong.
I heard creaking around me. It reverberated through the liquid now pressing against the skin I'd oiled up earlier.
Pressure built up. Were it not for my plugged ears and nose, my own jizz would have been gushing into my sinuses.
KRRRNNNGHLL.
The creaking increased in pitch.
GRRRRNNNGH.
Groaning wood.
TAK-TAK-TAK!
I could vaguely hear their voices, even in here.
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THUMP. THUMP. THUMP.
Bass pounded through the club. The formerly-pink lighting had turned to a warm white now, giving a clear view of the dozens of women milling around a raised stage.
Klink!
"Elizabeth! Eliza
beeeeeth!"
crowed a voluptuous white woman with a complexion as pale as the girl she was yelling at. Her brown hair framed a pair of bleary blue eyes as she tapped her glass to Liz's. "You're ... sure ... you want one dick forever?" She cackled and then wobbled backward, spilling champagne on her halter. "Uh oh!"
Liz looked radiant in her low-cut, scarlet-red dress. She wore her hair much longer than what I remembered in college. She'd also put on weight—in the right places. Just like her mom. Those Glass genetics weren't lost on her. She laughed and put her hand on the drunk lady's shoulder. "How many have you had?!"
"I'm just getting started. What about you?!" She poked Liz's glass. "That's about ...
pffffh ...
six or seven? And you're supposed to be my blood."
"There's a whole fucking bar! A whole bar!" screamed Elena, her belly flat now—though she later told me that she'd still been leaking dribs and drabs of my spunk that morning. "Calm down, Tori. There's at least one elephant of liquor!"
"Liquor isn't measured in elephants!" said Riley, collapsing against Elena's side.
"Ma'am, please get down!" yelled the sharply-dressed man at the ritzy bar against the wall. Atop that bar, a slender black woman in yellow was flailing about in what she probably thought was a dance.
"
Ssschh
fuck you!" she hollered. "We rented the whole venue! That includes the bar!
Whooooo!"
The bartender sighed. "Get down!" he yelled. "My boss ain't paying your medical bills if you fall!"
"Claudette, get down!" yelled Riley. "Look, the cake's here!"
"Cake!" screeched Claudette, hopping down and miraculously not breaking her ankle despite her pumps.
"Cake!" agreed Tori.
Soon, dozens of rowdy women were chanting "Cake! Cake! Cake!" as the giant cake—and myself, of course—were wheeled out onto the stage. They'd had to unbolt the pole and put it in the back to make room, but now I had the peninsula-like stage all to myself. ...Not that I could tell.
"Who's in there?!" gurgled Tori. "Is'e hot?"
Elena and Riley looked at each other and grinned.
Claudette sat in one of the cushioned red seats and clapped. "I wanna see a cute butt!"
Slowly, the women began to find seats around the stage.
A couple minutes passed as they chattered, watching the cake. Nothing happened ... that
they
could see, anyway.
Tori looked over at the tan Filipino girl next to her. "Hey. Gloria, right?"
The girl sighed and nodded, putting her phone down.
"Itsh a party! A party. Where isssh your party?" she slurred.
The girl pushed her glasses up her nose. "I'm here for Elizabeth," she said, adding a cold smile.
"Jeez. Calm down. Hey, you think he's alive in there?" asked Tori.
Gloria put her phone away and rolled her eyes.
GLORGLH.
A liquid rumble.
"The hell was
that
?" asked Tori.
GGRRRMBBLLHH.
The cake's surface rippled. A white jet shot out from the side.
Elena leaned in toward Riley. "Did he ever tell you what his act would be?"
Riley looked at Elena. "You remember we were both basically unconscious after he got done with us, right?"