BRAVE NEW WORLD
By uciboy
CHAPTER 1 - Peking Man
It was a hot and humid July morning as Lynn Wu stood outside a bus station in Fangshan watching her boyfriend, Tom Guo, trying to communicate in broken Chinese to a woman behind the counter. Lynn knew she would be of no help since her Chinglish was little better than his; and she doubted that she would be any more comfortable inside a building she was certain had no A/C. Not even her short hair could provide relief as she reached up behind her head and wiped the sweat streaking down her neck. She decided to take off the heavy backpack weighing her down.
This could take a while,
she thought to herself.
She reached into a side pocket and pulled out a pack of VS-120's. How glad this 20 year old was to be in a country that truly appreciated the pleasure of smoking. She knew she wouldn't be hassled as a smoker in China where 18 was the legal age. "If only America was as enlightened," she murmured to herself as she lit the tip of the 120 freehanded and took a cheek hollowed puff. Both of her immigrant parents understood its power, which is why she started on her smoking path young in life.
If it were up to me, I'd make the whole damn world smoke.
She reached for the Virginia Slims with her finger tips and inhaled deeply, her lungs embracing the smoke gratefully after the two hour bus ride from Beijing. She pursed her lips and blew a long column of smoke as she continued to watch her boyfriend, now pointing to a map, trying to find out how they could get to the Zhoukoudian Site Museum - or as westerners know it as, the Peking Man Site. She took another puff, closed her lips, and inhaled deeply through her nose. Her body was suffering from the heat, but at least her lungs could feel the coolness of a mentholated cloud.
We're a good match, Tom and me,
she thought to herself. Both were the children of Chinese immigrants; both were interested in Anthropology which they studied at the University of Michigan; and both were unabashed smokers. Lynn could hardly believe her luck when as a freshman she met Tom at an Anthro Club social on campus, after which the sophomore asked her out. She would have dated him even if he were a nonsmoker; but to watch him light up on the first date with such confidence gave her erotic shivers. And she could see how much he enjoyed watching her smoke a long cigarette.
As it was obvious to the other that they both had the fetish, things moved quickly after that first date. Tom, a year older than her, already had an apartment in Ann Arbor, and Lynn soon moved in. The next two years was nothing less than blissful, smoky happiness.
And now the two lovers were in China, eager to connect with their ancestral culture while backpacking through the mainland. She wished now that she had packed lighter rather than stocking up on groceries in Beijing. If it weren't for the camping that they were hoping to do, all she would really need is a change of clothes and a carton of Virginia Slims. Virginia was always her best travel companion.
Lynn reached for her wire rim glasses which were steaming up in the humidity, and wiped the lenses on her shirt.
"Thank you so much," Tom said as he stepped away from the attendant. "Sze, sze." He walked out of the building and towards Lynn, reaching into his jacket pocket and pulling out a pack of Benson & Hedges Menthols. "She said to take bus 38." He put the all-white 100 between his lips and accepted the flame from the lighter Lynn held in her hand at the ready. "It should be here soon."
"Not before I finish my cigarette, I hope," Lynn said with a naughty smile. In fact, she was hoping to smoke one more before another long and bumpy bus ride on Chinese public transportation.
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Fortunately Lynn did have time for that second cigarette, and the bus ride was not as long or as bumpy as she feared it would be. But the museum was not yet open for another two hours. "That explains why there are so few people here," she said glancing around the empty square.
Tom stood in front of the large, apelike statue which dominated the plaza in front of the museum, and began reading from his phone. "'Fossils of Peking Man were found in China between 1929 and 1937. He is a subspecies of Homo erectus which inhabited what is now northern China during the Middle Pleistocene.' Pop quiz," he said with a quick glance at his girlfriend, "when was the Middle Pleistocene?"
"Roughly between 125 and 780 thousand years ago," Lynn responded with instant recall.
Tom nodded his head with approval.
This girl knows her paleontology.
"It says here," he continued from his phone, "that these hominids lived around 400,000 years ago." He paused and looked up at the statue in awe. "How'd you like him as a boyfriend?"
"Depends if he smoked," she said reaching into her backpack. "Come on, let's have a bad thing."
"Not here," Tom said pointing at a sign which read in both English and Chinese, "Absolutely NO SMOKING."
"I thought China was a smoker's paradise," Lynn responded, prepared to ignore the sign.
"Apparently not so much these days," Tom replied. "Come on, let's take a walk. We'll find a spot where you can that nicotine fix."
It took a few minutes, but the two eventually did come across a bench along the hillside away from the museum. Both lit their cigarettes simultaneously and made the tips glow nice and hot. Lynn savored these quiet, smoky moments with her man. Smoking was rebellious; it was sexy; but most of all it was pleasurable. She never regretted taking that first puff from her Mom's Virginia Slims when she was 14. Health consequences be damned. She loved being a smoker.
"Don't look now," Tom whispered, "but we're being watched." He then gently nodded his head to the left.
When Lynn glanced in that direction, she saw a tall teenage girl not more than ten yards away staring intently at them. She was dressed in a pink and orange pastel dress with a skirt which went down to just above her knees. She wore no make-up, yet her Asian skin was radiant. Her hair was straight and hung down past her shoulders, and a neon pink headband kept her forehead free of any bangs. Lynn guessed she was no more than 18.
"Why is she standing there looking at us?" Lynn asked in a whisper. "And what's with those clothes? It's like something out of the future."
"Or the 1960s," Tom deadpanned.
"Maybe she wants a cigarette," Lynn said, this exhibitionist clearly enjoying the attention as she smoothly brought the long cigarette up to the center of her mouth for a slow puff. She ghost inhaled, tilted her head at a slight angle, and exhaled a bubbly stream.
"You're evil," Tom chuckled.
"I know what you like, Tom," she replied in a seductive tone. "Don't tell me you won't get a hard on from watching that girl smoke."
"Whatever," Tom responded, but of course he knew she was right. That teen would look
fucking hot
with a long, freshly lit cigarette between her fingers.
"Come on," Lynn said standing up with some difficulty due to the heavy backpack still attached to her shoulders. "Let's go practice our Chinese." Reluctantly, Tom got up, too.
"Ni hao," Lynn said to the girl with a wave as she and Tom walked towards her, but a look of fear immediately filled the girl's face who ran off around a corner of the hillside.