You know what's cool?
Being eighteen years old, a senior in high school, but having a twenty-two year old girlfriend who is about to finish college and on top of that, she's a sexy Latina most guys would only dream of.
You know what's not cool?
Being a heterosexual, legal adult by age male, but having a three inch cock when it's fully erect and having a 44-inch ass.
That's the situation I find myself in.
I'm a boy with a small dick and a huge ass, and I hate it.
Why do I hate it so much? Well, outside of struggling to find pants that fit right and knocking things over all the time, people are always touching it. At school, it's nothing but a big, wobbling target for other students as girls and sometimes the boys would slap it or comment on it. At home, my mom is always teasing me about it and patting it. When my girlfriend is in town from university, she can't seem to take her hands off of it and always talks about how she wishes hers was that big, even though her butt is pretty big.
It's not like I'm out of shape. I mean, I'm not muscular with a six pack, but I am nowhere near being anything resembling fat or overweight. I just have a big girly butt. Even as a kid, my butt was always disproportionate from the rest of my body and stuck out. I'd always overhear other parents saying stuff about it. As a result of this, I grew to resent it to this day.
So, as I stand here, looking in the mirror at it, trying to hide it in a pair of black sweatpants, I just gave up all hope on it. Even in these baggy pants, my butt stuck out like two basketballs.
*Knock! Knock!*
I looked down at my phone and saw the time.
12:30 PM
Just like her, always on time.