Adam's Journal entry Day 1
There was a forest fire that suddenly came out of nowhere last night and was larger than anything I have ever seen in my life. Luckily I didn't have to worry for me or my house connected to my clothing store as they were far enough away, but some of the others weren't so lucky. I called as many people as I could, and each of them told me they were fine, but they had to evacuate their properties as quickly as possible. Once I contacted everyone I wanted, I decided to go back to bed and get some shut-eye, knowing everyone was safe.
Adam's Journal entry Day 2
Okay, so this is going to be hard to explain. After the news stated that the smoke had cleared and it was safe to go outside, I decided to head to my friend Daniel's house to help him build the shack that he wanted in his backyard. While I was driving, I eventually reached a dirt road with fences surrounding me and my truck which was carrying the supplies, and what do I see in the middle of the road? A collection of cars that were parked haphazardly, and a bunch of people looking at something out in the field on my right.
Of course I got curious, and had to join them to see what all the commotion was about, so I parked my truck like everyone else and went into the crowd. Once I got close to the fence, I looked into the field and saw the wildest thing to ever appear in front of my eyes. There was a green, 3-foot-naked "flower woman thingy" out there just staring back at us. I knew it was a woman because, despite her height, her breasts appeared to be D cups, which, while average for an adult female, looked absolutely massive on her. (P.S. I have gotten very good with ALL measurements with my eye, NOT just the private objects on a woman's chest; it's just a skill you get when you measure clothes your whole life.)
But that wasn't the only thing about her that was shocking; she had nothing on her brown face except 2 giant black, glossy eyes that were staring into our souls like the devil themself. She also had bright pink petals surrounding her head like a flower.
After a good 5 minutes of more and more people gathering around the side of the road, it was only a matter of time for a police officer to show up. He sped his car as close as he could to the crowd, slamming on the breaks, almost rear ending a car in the process. He then got out of his car, face all red and sweating, and stormed right towards the group and yelled at us to "GET OUT OF HERE!" and "STOP BLOCKING THE ROAD!" But when he saw what we were looking at, he changed his mind and instead told us "STEP BACK, I GOT THIS!"
"LADY!" He yells at the creature while climbing over the fence, almost landing face first into the mud.
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR UP TO, BUT YOU BETTER TAKE OFF THAT COSTUME OR I AM ARRESTING YOU FOR PUBLIC INDECENCY!"
The girl doesn't respond and looks at the cop with indifference.
He's was now rapidly approaching her position, feet stomping so hard you can hear them slapping the wet grass. "LAST WARNING!" He was only a few feet in front of her at this point, and the creature still refused to move.
Once the cop was close enough, he grabbed the creature by the wrist, and in a split second, she began shaking her head wildly, causing a massive orange cloud to form around the cop and creature. Everyone else that was there began panicking and ran away to their vehicles. I did the same. I don't know what the blue cheese double decker I just witnessed, but I was not going to stick around to find out.
Once I got in my truck, I tried to start it. I knew I was going to one day regret being sentimental, because it was taking forever for the engine to start like it always does. As I continued to struggle, I looked up at the orange cloud and saw only the creature walking out, breast jiggling, and coming right towards me.
Panicking, I tried pushing the key even harder, like that would do something, it didn't work. All personal value for the truck was gone at this point, as I started banging on the dash board as if the truck would go, "Alright buddy, after choosing to punch me, I'll help you out this time."
I tried and tried and tried, but it just wouldn't fudging start. I looked up again, and the creature was no longer there. Practically yelling in fear, I pushed the key as hard as possible into the key hole thing, until I finally heard the truck start. I slammed on the gas pedal, turned the wheel all the way to the left, and made a U-turn right back home. I think my friend's shack can wait for another day.
When I got back home, I immediately called the police, but the line was very busy. I kept calling and calling, but no matter what I did, they just didn't pick up.
Eventually I had no choice but to give; there was no one picking up, which means that they were busy with something, more than likely dealing with the calls of the other folks that saw the creature as well. With little comfort in wanting to go back outside, I called my Dan, saying the shack was going to have to wait, and retired for the night.
Adam's Journal entry Day 3
Ok, so it turns out the weird thing that I witnessed yesterday was only the appetizer. Ho boy, did the Gods bring out the big lobster for me on this one? When I woke up this morning, I decided that I would resume trying to bring Daniel the supplies for his shack. Creature or not, I didn't want yesterday to get in the way of me stepping outside of all things.
I went out into my garage, where my truck was (which was going to the scrap yard very soon), and went to the cargo bed and opened the tarp to check and make sure none of the wood or parts got damaged or lost from yesterday. Inside what I found was the wood, the other metal bits, the tools, and the creature from yesterday.
After I realized what I was looking at, I jumped backwards a little bit. She was lying in my cargo bed, using the tarp as a blanket, snoozing away like she owned the thing. She must have somehow gotten into the truck sometime when I was trying to get away.
Now I am not one for knowing what to do in a stressful situation, so the very second that I noticed her, I yelped very loudly, causing the woman to flutter her eyes open before sitting up and staring right into me.
Panicking I tried to run but started to trip on anything that I had left out on the floor in the garage, which was everything in the garage.
I tripped over the chainsaw and nearly landed on the metal rake's teeth. Luckily, I was able to catch myself grabbing the shelf near me that was holding my collection of machetes. But then the shelf broke, and all the blades came down, almost stabbing me, but luckily all that happened was that I hit my head on the cement, knocking myself out.
When I awoke, I found myself lying on my stomach, with the creature kneeling down and poking me on the side with a trowel. I sat up quickly and scooted away till I hit my back against the wall and stared at her; she stared back.
We just looked at each other for a good few minutes. I was petrified, but she wasn't moving either. So I eventually calmed down my breathing and got enough nerve to slowly get up, slowly walk to the door into the house, slowly opened it, slowly got inside, and closed the door
slowly.
Once I stepped into the house, I heard the phone. I walked over it and picked it up.
"Hello?"
It was Daniel, my friend, who wanted his shack built. I apologized profusely to him for the delay, but then he said.
"I'm not calling to yell at you, Adam. I'm calling because I'm telling you not to come to my property."
"Wha... why?"
"Because of the little green women outside."
"Little... green woman?"
"Yes! Did you check the radio? It told us, There's a bunch of them all over the nearby villages... are they near you?"