When they passed out the "Secret Santa" gifts at our office Christmas Party I got what I thought was a pair of rubber gloves, but the picture on the small package showed it was actually a pair of latex underpants. "Who the hell gave me this?" I thought.
A small note was attached that read, "When you are wearing your gift take that small toy car on your desk and put it on top of your computer so I'll know." The note was referring to my Matchbox toy. It was a Mustang fastback like the one Steve McQueen drove in Bullet.
I had to sit down behind my desk because I was getting a hard on. I had a secret admirer who wanted me to wear rubber pants. I wondered who she was.
When I got home that evening I showed my wife. She said I should try them on. When I saw her hand go down into her panties I couldn't tear the cellophane wrapper off fast enough.
Holding them up I saw they were made out of translucent latex not that thick black rubber stuff you see on BDSM sites. They had a seam down the back that would go down my butt crack and a small pouch in the front for my balls.
But what caught my eye, and my wife's, was the latex sheath for my dick. It looked like an elephant's trunk and it was open at the end.
My wife pulled her hand out of her panties and started tugging at my pants telling me to put the damn things on.
We didn't get much sleep that night. I never once took off the latex. Even when I had a limp dick the latex sheath made my dick look like a giant mushroom.
On Monday I put my little Matchbox Mustang on the top of my computer.
Late that afternoon I was packing up to go home when my Secret Santa finally revealed himself. It was one of the tech support guys. He asked how I liked my Secret Santa gift and if I was really wearing them.
"They're great," I told him. "My wife won't let me to take them off. In fact, she's ordered panties and a bra from the same company.
"Why did you give them to me?" I asked. "You know I'm not gay."
"I know you're not gay," he said. "But I've never known a guy of any kind, gay or straight, who doesn't like a blow job. Show me."