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This is the fifth of a series of chapters for a new story that includes many of my usual elements: natural body fluids and products, strong smells, D/s, spanking, ridiculous premises, and eccentric characters, all over the age of 18. If any of these things are not to your taste or offend you, I suggest you exit immediately and look elsewhere on Lit for stories more up your alley. I present my writings here for my fans, who appreciate what I am doing and get my sense of humor. I have uploaded this under the Fetish category, as that seems to best encompass the mix of activities included. I urge you to read the chapters before this, as it will help this chapter make more sense. This is entirely a work of fiction and bears almost no resemblance to reality.
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The morning after our cum-fest in Mrs. Letchworth's bed, I awoke in my own room, which I had staggered off to the night before, bearing a pair of Auntie's voluminous black silk undies, which she had given me as a souvenir of her unveiling of the Divine Androgyne. She had told me that her body fluids, which had soaked the slinky garment, were loaded with her magnetized pheromones and if I sniffed them deeply before falling asleep, I would wake up refreshed and reenergized for a new day.
I was delighted to find that this seemed to be true, as the next morning I sported a major case of "morning wood" that I did my best to ignore, as I was now under a vow to cease all solitary masturbation and save such bodily fluids to share with other family members. The specific details of how this was to be carried out were yet to come, and in the meantime, I was left trying to imagine how all these changes to our household's routines might take place.
Just for starters, for years before I arrived at Auntie's home, I commonly began my day with a pee in the john, followed by a dump. Both felt great, as they provided relief from the tension of holding my body waste in overnight. But from Mrs. Letchworth's newly announced perspective, pissing in the john was a violation of our household commitment to sharing our precious bodily fluids with each other. As for my crap, I wasn't quite clear whether it fell under the category of an excretion or not. Were we also supposed to save it to share somehow?
I may have woken up feeling refreshed and reenergized, but I now felt stymied and paralyzed by my confusion over my longtime morning routine. I felt nature calling urgently, to the point that I was afraid that if I didn't relieve myself almost immediately, I might wet and soil my pajamas. I carefully got out of bed and walked as rapidly as I could manage in my state of inner tension to Auntie's bedroom door and knocked twice.
I heard some rustling from within and a muffled call of "Who is it?", in a tone of voice from Auntie that indicated she was not pleased with being interrupted in her morning toilette.
"It's William," I explained. "So sorry to bother you, but I have an urgent problem."
I could hear a loud sigh that underscored Mrs. Letchworth's displeasure with this intrusion. I felt reduced to a pathetic beggar who was starting my day by riling up my Auntie with questions about how I should pee and poop. The last two days had raised my hopes that our family was reconstituting itself around an exciting agenda of androgynous transformation and nutritional bodily fluids, but there remained much that was unclear and blurry. I was on the edge of tears, and I was also clenching my buttocks and crotch, trying desperately to ward off an explosion of urine and feces.
Suddenly, the bedroom door opened and Mrs. Letchworth stood before me, clad in her black bullet bra, jumbo sized black granny control panties, and sheer black thigh-high nylons. Despite my urgent state, the sudden sight of Auntie's voluptuous body encased in generous undergarments shifted half the blood in my body into a mad rush to reach my prick, which was suddenly erect and pulsing.
I let out a groan of physical misery and an accompanying gasp of yearning and desire. Somehow, Mrs. Letchworth seemed to grasp my plight, and grabbed my arm and yanked me into her boudoir and slammed the door shut.
"Please, Auntie, I need to pee and poop really bad, but I don't want to waste my sacred fluids or excretions. What should I do?"
I felt like an idiot presenting her with such a dilemma, but she took it in stride.
"William, my poor dear, I was planning to cover this today in my lessons for Dollie and you, but I forgot the urgency of our bodies' wakeup calls. Shed your pajamas immediately and push your prick into my open mouth. I'll see if I can suck it into a state where you can just let go and give me your pee full blast. The first morning release is quite intense, but I can handle it, sweetheart. Then we can figure out what to do with your urgent defecation."
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I could tell that Mrs. Letchworth's brain was working overtime, trying to solve this sudden emergency. Her tongue's ministrations and her mighty suction powers, convinced my meat stick that it was now safe enough to relax and release my pent-up piss, which she swallowed like a champ, no doubt well-schooled in imbibing bodily fluids on a moment's notice and in accord with preserving their potency and power.
No sooner had she swallowed my morning blast of pee and licked her lips with relish, than we were presented with the question of how we should deal with my urgent need to shit. Up until now, Auntie had dealt with her own fecal urges, with a daily morning session of "excremeditation", which combined her urgent need to defecate with an openness to receive communications from her inner plane guides. The expelling of feces from her rectal-colonic system was a spiritual ritual of deep satisfaction. But my urgent need to just let go, was something else again.
I wasn't privy to her mental calculations, but her immediate solution to my plight was to yank open a drawer in her nearest nightstand and pull out a shiny black butt-plug of modest size, lube it up lickety split, and forcefully press it into my clenched anus with one hand, while giving a mighty slap to my ass, with the other.
"Just relax your shithole, sweetheart, and take it like a man," she shouted. "I think it's best that we save this load for later, at a more appropriate time. I've scheduled a special guest for today's lessons, Doctor Schloppfarth, my own personal physician, who is wonderfully creative in dealing with such matters. I think you two should get on famously. She is well-versed in managing bodily functions, and she should have an idea or two on how best to utilize this opportunity.