Anything You Want 8

"Honey...can we take this thing off tonight?"

"Poor baby, what's wrong. Has your little cockypoo got a cramp?" she said with a chuckle.

"It's been locked up in this cage for two weeks now, honey! Wouldn't you like to see it in all it's fullness, pleasing you however you want it?"

There was a long, long pause while Gloria stared at her husband kneeling naked before her while she sat on the couch with a glass of wine in her hand. With a stern glare she responded, "Who's in charge in this household?"

"You are Honey. I know that," Eddy replied. "It's just been so long..."

"Obviously you don't know who's the boss or you wouldn't be asking such a stupid question," she interrupted him."If I did want to play with that little nubbin tonight I would unlock it and tell you to get it ready for me. I do have this after all," she said pulling the necklace from her cleavage and dangling the key in front of him. "Remember, that cock is mine and it will stay in that cage as long as I want it to."

With that, she uncrossed her legs and jostled his balls with her bare foot. In doing so, he could now see right up her legs to her hairy crotch resting on the couch cushion. Knowing what lay behind that furry muff, his mind was whirling and his dick was starting to feel the pinch from the metal cage that kept him from getting the erection he had been craving for fourteen days now. It seemed like an eternity!

"Please honey, I'll do anything for you if you just let me out of this damn cage tonight."

"Anything? What do you mean by anything​?

Looking at the floor he muttered, "I'll do whatever you want me to do, honey."

"Look at me," she barked. "Look me in the eye and say it like you you mean it. Tell me exactly what you're willing to do."

He looked up from his kneeling position and locked eyes with his wife. "I will do anything you want me to do to get this cage off tonight."

"That's a good boy." After a thoughtful pause, and with a big smirk on her face she continued. "Alright. You're going to lick my mother's ass crack."

He was stunned! "What!?! Oh my God. Your mother? You wouldn't! Why bring her into this?""

"How badly do you want that cage to come off tonight?"

"Well I...You're kidding right?"

"You said you'd do anything to get that cage off. But I guess you didn't really mean it." she said, standing up and moving toward the kitchen.

"Wait. I mean it, but..."

"No buts. Yes or no." She continued toward the doorway.

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"Okay. I'll do it. I'll lick your mother's ass crack. There. I said it." He wanted to add, There. Are you happy now?" But he knew that would get him another bare assed spanking like last night.

Gloria stopped and picked up her phone from the table. "Here, tell her yourself. Tell her what you want to do," she said as she pressed auto-dial and pushed the speaker button. She handed him the phone.

He stared at the phone ringing in his hand.

It rang three times and then, "Hi Gloria. I was just going to call you," the voice on the other end answered.

"Hi Arlene. It's me, Eddy."

"Oh...Hi Eddy," the voice on the other end said with surprise. "What's up? Is everything alright." After a long pause, then, "Eddy?"

Gloria stared at him and swirled her fingers in the air for him to continue.

"Yes, yes. Everything is good here Mom. Gloria just wanted me to call and tell you something."

"What is it Eddy? You're making me nervous."

"Well. I called to tell you...I'd like to..."

"You'd like to what Eddy?"

"I'd like to lick your ass crack." There. He did it. Gloria smiled as Eddy knelt there blushing.

"Oh my. You're so funny Eddy. Did my daughter put you up to this?" Arlene said with a laugh.

After another long pause, "No. I really do want to...lick your ass...crack."

"Well then, I presume that includes my stinky little asshole, too?" she said, playing along. "Tell me you want to lick my stinky asshole Eddy."

"Yes. I want to lick your stinky little asshole, too," he said seriously.

After a long pause, "Oh god. You really do mean it. Let me talk to my daughter."

Eddy handed the phone back to Gloria and began to picture his mother-in-law's big floppy ass...naked. Oh my god. She must be over two hundred pounds. Did she shave down there? Random thought. Her daughter certainly didn't. Did she clean herself thoroughly? His wife had slacked off in that department lately, saying she was saving that duty for his very adept tongue. The smell and taste of his wife's dirty asshole flooded his brainwaves. Licking his wife's ass was one thing, but his mother-in-law's? That was a whole different ball game!

"Well that was certainly out of the blue. What got into him, sweetie?"

"Hi Mom. We've had a change of leadership over here. You know Eddy got fired last month for that incident in the office. I'm still pissed about that. So, I'm the one in charge here now. There are new rules and he has to earn his pleasures. I've been so angry I've had his cock locked up for 2 weeks now and, of course, he wants out. Sex between us is a privilege now. He has to do what I say to get any. And for the record, he did tell me he would do anything for release from that cage. Today, I thought I'd make him prove it, and I thought you might like to have a nice warm tongue in your ass crack. "

"Oh my. Well I never thought about it really, but I guess I would like to have his face in my ass. After all, he has been kinda snooty to me ever since we made him paint my apartment. Maybe licking my ass would get him off his high horse. Hold on a sec sweetie. Blanche, come over here and sit by me a minute," she said motioning her friend to her side of the couch. "Blanche is here visiting for the weekend from Montreal and I know she'd enjoy a good ass licking, too. Wouldn't you my dear?"

"Mm hm. I would indeed," another voice said into the phone with a French accent.

"Hi Blanche."

"Hi Gloria. Nice to hear your voice again. It's been a while. Sounds like Eddy's been a bad boy."

Looking down at her husband now, Gloria continued, "Hear that Eddy? You remember Blanche, I'm sure. Here, say hello."

Oh my god! She had her friend there the whole time! No wonder she had me on speaker phone there, too. And Blanche, of all people. I did not like her and she knew it.

Looking up at my wife who nodded yes, I spoke into the phone she was now holding in my face,

"He...he..hello Blanche," I stuttered.

"Tell her what you just told me, Eddy," Arlene chimed in.

Looking up at my wife again, I knew I was doomed. Oh god. "I'd like to lick your ass crack, Blanche.

"Mon dieu. That would be so fitting after my last visit. You're such a naughty boy," Blanche replied.

The last time she was in our home she had sorted through my liquor cabinet uninvited and helped herself to my Crown Royal Extra Rare. At $169 a bottle, I thought that was a little presumptuous and told her so in no uncertain terms. She didn't take it well.

Arlene took the phone back from her smiling friend. "So what's the plan Sweetie?" Arlene said to her daughter.

"Why don't you two come on over and we'll have some drinks and a bite to eat. Then get caught up while he performs his duties and think of what comes next."

In the background both of them could hear Blanche saying, "Have the crown Rare ready Eddy." The women all chuckled. Everyone knew what that meant.

"Okay then sweetie. I'll just take a quick shower and..."

"No. Don't shower. I want it...I want you full flavored for him, Mom," she said, looking down at her stunned husband with his face aghast. She put a finger to his lips for him to stay quiet. "He likes it that way."

"But honestly sweetie, I haven't showered since yesterday morning, and I've been to the gym twice and...you know, moved my bowels, too."

"Perfect! He has to earn his pleasure now. That's what this is all about."

"Well then, I guess we'll be there in about half an hour, around 5ish. Oh, should we pick up something to eat?"

"Good idea. How about some bean burritos from Taco Bell. I haven't had Mexican in a while."

"Bean burritos? Oh you are devilish my child! I'll be happy to pick up some fart food. I mean Mexican food." She laughed out loud.

"Good. I'll make a salad and put together some snacks. See you soon."

"You too, sweetie."

Over Arlene's shoulder Blanche called out, "See you soon Eddy."

Gloria put the phone back on the table and turned to her husband. "Okay. Go hop in the shower and clean yourself up. And shave that mug of yours real smooth,too. I'll layout your outfit on the bed. Put it on when you're done and come to the kitchen to help prep the eats."

Eddy looked down at the cage once again and then back up at his wife.

"It stays until you have proven yourself," she said, and added. "and have done a good job."

Done a good job? I don't recall that being part of the deal Eddy thought. But he kept his mouth shut and went off to the bathroom.

When he had showered and shaved, he came out of the bathroom and saw a pink sundress and a pair of women's sandals on the bed. Oh god he thought. This is going to be even more humiliating than just licking his mother-in-law's ass. With a sigh, he pulled the dress over his shoulders and straightened the string shoulder straps. The dress came down to just below his caged cock and dangling balls. Any movement would expose his package, and also his ass. He sat on the edge of the bed and slipped into the matching pink sandals. Thankfully they had no high heels he thought.

Gloria entered the room. "Well now, don't you look cute. I think we'll call you Betty tonight. Yes, you look like a Betty in that outfit."

"Honey, is this really necessary, I mean..."

His wife put her finger to his lips. "Remember, whatever I want," she said sternly. "Now, lets get some eyeliner and maybe a touch of eye shadow on those big sad eyes."

After a few minutes at the vanity table, "There, that's better. Now you look fit for company. Let's go finish in the kitchen Betty."

***

Ding Dong.

"Okay Betty, You're on. Go get the door please."

Here we go he thought as he went to open the front door. My humiliation begins,

He pulled the door toward him and there stood Arlene and Blanche, both looking a bit taken aback. Arlene was the first to speak. "Oh my. Don't you look...charming tonight." Blanche was next. With a twinkle in her eye she said, "It's been a while Eddy. You've changed a bit since we saw each other last."

From behind him Gloria spoke up. "Hi Mom. Hello Blanche. Nice to see you again. I'd like to introduce you to Betty, our server tonight. She has promised to do whatever we want tonight. Isn't that right Betty?"

"Yyyes dear," Betty stuttered.

"Yes what?"

"Yes. I'll do whatever you want tonight."

"Let's make that whatever you're asked to do tonight." She shot him the raised eyebrows look.

Head hung low he said, "I'll do whatever I'm asked to do tonight."

"Oh Betty, it's been so long since we've seen each other. We're going to have so much fun tonight," Blanche said in a voice that let Betty know she had the upper hand and was going to make the most of it.

"Here are the burritos you asked for dear," Arlene said, handing the bag to her daughter,

"And I thought some fudge would be appropriate for dessert," offered Blanche. "That new market on Post Street has some of the best homemade goodies."

"Let's go into the kitchen ladies. Betty will pour us some chilled Chablis won't you sweetie," Gloria said, smiling at Betty.

"Yes dear." Whatever you want buzzing in his head.

Blanche piped in, "Oh Gloria, I was so looking forward to that smooth Extra Rare you offered last visit. Could I get a couple fingers of that instead?"

Offered! Oh my god. She helped herself to that last time. This woman is evil.

"Of course. Betty, get the bottle and bring a glass with ice for our guest."

They all made their way to the kitchen where Gloria took the burritos from the bag and set them on the counter,.

"We better eat these while they're still warm. Lets go sit on the patio and get caught up while our server brings us our drinks. I've got some tortilla chips and salsa out there to start with."

Betty came back into the room with the prized bottle of Crown Royal Extra Rare and Gloria said, "After you pour our drinks, bring the burritos, oh and the bean salad from the fridge, too. We'll need some plates, forks and napkins too, please."

***

"Yum. This salad is delicious Gloria! I'll have to have the recipe. "

And the bowl and tongs, too thought Eddy as he watched Blanche lift her glass of his Rare whisky to her lips..

"It's mom's recipe. You'll have to ask her," Gloria replied, and all three women laughed.

"Well it sure has a little kick to it. I'm sure I"m going to feel it later, especially after these burritos," Blanche said with a wink. "So Betty, Arlene tells me you lost your job recently?"

Betty looked at Gloria, who nodded for him to answer Blanche's question.

"Yes."

"You were there a long time. How did that happens?"

Again Betty looked at is wife who again nodded for him to answer.

"There was an issue with the boss's assistant," he said.

"An issue?"

All three women laughed,

"So you were fucking the boss's secretary?"

"No. We did not have sex. Well, that kind of sex," Betty said emphatically.

"Oh my," Arlene chirped in. "Did she get fired too?"

"No she didn't."

"Hmmm.. That's interesting. So then, what were you two doing?"

"He was licking her vagina in the conference room," Gloria quickly interjected. "They were caught on the overhead security camera several Monday mornings in a row, and who knows when else. I wondered why he always left early on Mondays. Anyway, his boss thought I should know and emailed me a compilation of the videos, but he promised not to do anything with them as long as Dumb-ass here didn't contest the breaking of his contract."

"Mondays? When she had a weekend's worth of stale come in that cheating cunt? I think we have a dirty boy here" Blanche added.

All three women stopped and looked at each other, then over at Betty, who sat hanging hanging his head.

Arlene chose that moment to let loose a rumbling fffrrrraappp. "Oh excuse me. Those beans!"

Gloria stood and said, "On that note, (giggle) I guess that means it time for Betty to do the deed. Clean up these dishes Betty, and get back out here and poor us more drinks. Then you're on."

***

A short time later Betty was kneeling on a chair cushion in front of his mother-in-law with his face buried in her naked ass crack when there came a voice from next door.

"Yoohoo. Gloria."

The three women turned to look at the next door neighbor calling over the fence.

"Oh my..." the neighbor said when she fully took in the scene on the patio.

Blanche quickly stepped behind Betty, blocking the neighbor's line of sight while she pushed Betty's head deeper into Arlene's cheeks behind her.

"Oh hi Sylvia. What's up?" returned Gloria, walking toward the fence,

"Sorry, uh I see see you're busy now, but Astor wanted me to ask if she could bring her friends over for a swim in the pool this weekend. We thought you might have the grand kids over?"

"As a matter of fact, they are coming over. On Saturday. Astor and her friends are welcome to join us. And you and Robin, too."

"Thank you! I'll let her know. Robin's in New York until next week. And I have an open house in the afternoon, so this will really help. I'll stop by afterward. I owe you!"

"Hey, would you like to join us now for a glass of wine?"

"I wouldn't be interrupting?"

"Not at all. Mom and her friend Blanche, you remember Blanche, stopped over for a chat and a cold drink. Come on over. We've got the Chablis chilled. "

"Just Arlene and Blanche?" Sylvia asked inquisitively, looking at the kneeling sundress.

"Oh and Betty, too."

"Betty?"

"Yes. Our new maid. Get your ass over here Syl, and get acquainted!" The three women all began to laugh.

"Okay. Let me get the girls settled and I'll be right there," said the neighbor as she disappeared behind the fence.

Oh my god! When I agreed to put my face in my mother-in-law's fat ass crack I hadn't counted on that including Blanche being there, too. Now my neighbor, my Realtor, is joining the humiliation? Will I be nose deep in her ass too? Maybe she'll have mercy and decline? Not likely a woman would turn down having a man kiss her ass though.

"Okay Betty. Back to work. Long slow licks baby doll. That's it. Bottom to top," Arlene demanded.

Blanche stepped aside and looked at Gloria. "This should be interesting."

"Sylvia is a Realtor. She sold us this place and my daughter her first house, too. She is really good at negotiating and got us the best deal here. She and her husband Robin come over often for drinks when he's home. He travels a lot for business."

"Do you think she is down with the Betty thing?" asked Blanche.

"Well she definitely wears the pants in the family."

Just then a moan came from Arlene lying on the chaise. She was obviously enjoying the tongue on her asshole. "That's it Betty. Now make your tongue nice and pointy and clean the center. Go deep as you can."

Well at least the smell had lessened with my cleaning he thought, but now the flavor of his mother-in-law's asshole was pushing him to the gagging point. His theory that heavy people couldn't wipe very well was proving true with this set of big, floppy buns in front of him.

"That's it Betty. Clean that stink trench real good," encouraged Blanche with a chuckle. "No gagging now."

"Knock knock." Sylvia opened the gate carrying a tray of cupcakes. "Dessert is on me everybody. Astor is learning to bake. Let's see how she did," she said setting the tray of smiley-faced chocolate goodies on the table next to the fudge. "So this is your new maid?"

"Yup. Betty take a break and say hello to Syl."

Appreciating the break from his mother-in-law's disgustingly stale ass, Betty pulled his head from the wet crack in front of him and blushing bright red, turned to his neighbor. "Hi Syl."

"Well hello...uh Betty," she replied, now understanding who she had been looking at from the fence.

"You know Mom, and this is her friend Blanche from Montreal," Gloria said, gesturing to the standing woman who had kept Betty in place with a hand on his shoulder.

"Hi Blanche We met last Easter. Nice to see you again."

"You as well Sylvia. Did you just get a pedicure? Your nails look lovely," said Blanche looking down at Sylvia's flip-flops.

"Thank you for noticing. Yes, I have them done once a month. I thought I'd try something different this time. This one is called Midnight Magic."

"Very appropriately," replied Blanche. " Hey I just had an idea. Betty could give us all foot rubs later," she said looking at Gloria.

"Sure. That's a marvelous idea. You'd love that wouldn't you Betty," Gloria said, looking at her blushing husband still on his knees behind his mother-in-law.

"Yes dear. I'd love to give everyone a foot rub tonight." Anything to keep my face out of a dirty ass crack. And all this just to get my cage removed. I'm gonna show her a night like we've never had before, and she'll want to put this cage away for good....I hope.

"Back to work Betty. Make yourself comfortable Syl. I'll get a glass and some more wine."

"Thank you."

After some small talk about nails and the real estate market while Arlene lay on the lounger moaning in pleasure, Gloria returned with a a fresh bucket of ice and a chilled bottle of Chablis. Okay Betty, Mom's done. Take a break and have a drink.

Fraaappp. One long fart. Right up Betty's nose.

Oh god. Now all he wanted was to swirl that whisky around in his mouth to get rid of that taste of ass and, well...uncleanliness.

Gloria poured wine all around and a whisky for Arlene. Betty your having wine, too. We don't want to numb your taste buds do we?" That drew a laugh from the ladies and a look of disappointment from Betty as he took the glass of Chablis from his wife.