"Alright, Clara. Let's put your hat back on, so you are well disguised when we walk back into the building."
"Oh, and her raincoat too!"
"Right!"
It was a terrible idea when we left the building, and it was still a terrible idea now that we tried to sneak back in. To reach the pethouse at the top of the big insurance building, we were about to enter using the back door, but we would still have to walk through some common areas before reaching the elevators near the lobby.
The problem was that I was still helplessly wearing Trixie's white rabbit latex suit with its long springy ears along with my new sexy nurse uniform. Since my friends didn't want me to take it off, they opted for a doubtful solution, disguising me so I could walk around incognito. The problem with that brilliant idea was the way they dressed me up to hide my identity.
Accalia placed the hat on my head, the one in which she had cut two slits so my rabbit ears would pop up on top. How was that supposed to help if my ears were still towering over my head? Then Misti helped me put on that black plastic raincoat that was only making my bright white latex legs stand out even more. Were they doing this on purpose to play, or were they really convinced that it would work?
"Cool! No one will recognize you like this, Clara!"
Unfortunately, it was the latter. We were so going to get in trouble for this. I could feel it.
Misti was the first of us to get inside the building. Like a ninja, she cracked the door open, looking left and right, and silently disappeared inside. Accalia did the same exact thing right after her. With her broken harm, Trixie would be the one staying at my side.
Twenty seconds later, the door reopened, and Misti poked her head out.
"Clear! Let's go! Accalia is distracting the security guard!"
Trixie pulled me inside, and we followed Misti. What did she mean by "Accalia is distracting the security guard?" Were they not pushing this a bit too far? Half-crouched, we hugged the wall as if we were about to escape a prison.
"Crouch!"
Trixie reacted quickly, but not me because the fear of getting caught petrified me. Since I was still standing, I realized that we were right in front of the security desk, and they wanted to crawl below the counter level so the security personnel wouldn't see us. But before I understood the plan, if there was even one, it was too late. I got a perfect view of what was going on inside that office and froze in place.
What I saw was not right at all. Accalia was sitting on the guy's desk, and he was freaking out about it.
"Miss! Please! Get off the desk. You can't be here! You must leave."
"Aww! Why? I was just curious about all those little TVs you have on your desk."
"Miss! We are not allowed to speak to you. Please, I could lose my job if my boss finds out you are here."
"Oh! What's this?"
"It's... it's just a stapler."
"What is it for?"
"... to... staple papers? Come on. Please! Miss! You have to go!"
"Oh! And what about this?"
"That? But... that's just a phone... No, please, don't press those buttons..."
It was crystal clear that Accalia was just buying us time. She capitalized on the fact that the security guards had been told not to interact with us to distract them. That way, we could make some progress without being intercepted or reported.
A small hand grabbed my wrist and yanked me sideways.
"Clara! What are you doing!? Follow us! Hurry!"
I crouched and followed Trixie and Misti. We needed to quickly get away from here before Accalia ran out of everyday office supplies to inquire about.
With my long ears bouncing around, we swiftly reached the elevator area where a couple of people stared at me, effortlessly seeing through my disguise. Fortunately, they didn't speak to us because it would have been very problematic. With a bit of luck, they would just go back to their busy schedule and think they had dreamed all this.
After what seemed like an eternity, the elevator doors opened for my friends and me to engulf ourselves inside it. Hurriedly, Misti swiped her card on the reader and drilled the P button with her little finger. I couldn't believe it. We pulled it off! We managed to return home without being intercepted.
But just as the doors were about to close fully and I regained my ability to breathe, a hand unexpectedly blocked the doors, making my rabbit heart stop.
"Heeeey! Don't leave me behind! That's mean! I don't even have my card on me."
"Hurry! Acca! We have to get out of here!"
Our small Asian friend squeezed in, and Misti resumed her frantic button pressing until, this time, the doors closed entirely.
"Feeeww! We made it! Haha."
"Yes! But I think we scared Clara... She is shaking."
"Awww... Pour rabbit. We will have to give her a massage or something."
Both Misti and Trixie sandwiched me in a warm hug, making my plastic raincoat crackle. Accalia, her, fixated the control panel to observe the numbers go up. Finally, after a second eternity, the letter P flashed, and the bell rang.
We were home.
We all walked out of the elevator and headed toward the two big wooden doors separating us from the pethouse. At this point, all risks were gone because nobody outside us had access to this special floor.
Trixie unlocked the door and pushed it open with her delicate shoulder, allowing us to all trot into our safe zone.
"AH! See! Easy peasy! We are great ninjas!"
"Haha! Yes! We are safe now!"
"Let me take your hat off, Clara. You look silly."