The story so far:
It is 2050. Professor Emma Jane Cuntslicker and Dr Richard Dick, of the Royal Academy of Fucking in London, are worried. One of their students, Eva, appears to have attacked another, Alison. Eva is black, and therefore an Undesirable under Enlightenment law; it also appears that her elder brother Rob may have declared love to Alison -- a potential capital offense. Alison's parents, on the other hand, are pillars of the establishment, having made their money in butt-plugs. How can this explosive situation be defused?
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Professor Emma Jane Cuntslicker,
PGCF, FD, FRSF
(Fellow of the Royal Society of Fuckers), sat slumped at her desk, weighing up the events of the week. Had there ever been a worse one during the course of her entire twenty-year career in fucking? Perhaps when that stupid girl from Fuckham had accidentally lost a marble up her ass -- oh, the hours nurse Cat had spent trying to retrieve it! Cunts chuckled... Or no, even worse, that food fetish class where that boy hadn't checked the temperature before sticking his dick in the crΓͺpes suzette? "Cock flambΓ©" -- oh God, how he'd screamed... Boys were always doing stupid things -- led by their dicks rather than their brains. But girls could be such bitches. And this crisis this week was all the above: stupid
and
bitchy -- and dangerous. "Love!" Professor Cunts spat the word out in disgust. Did these young people know what a dangerous idea they were playing with, accusing each other of "love"?!
There was a knock at the door. "Come in!" called the Professor. "Ah, Dick-Dick, thanks for coming in, how are you? Eat my cunt."
"M' cock, probably a bit like you, Cunts: fucked! Jesus, what a week!"
"Tell me about it! Can I get you anything: coffee?"
"Coffee?!" Dr Dick laughed. "That's very retro, isn't it? Or are you trying to seduce me, like when you were young?"
"Dick, I'm not that old! But actually, now you mention it, I could do with a fuck to calm me down. Do you want a quickie, and then we have our debrief? Or shall we have a long slow working fuck?"
"Long slow's good for me," replied Dr Richard Dick, as both professors undressed. "Shall I eat you out while you tell me about the results of your investigations?"
"I think that could be just what I need, Dick," said Cunts as she sat on top of her desk and opened her legs wide. Her pussy was bald, her clit hood pierced with a silver ring set with a small ruby. She was -- happily for Dr Dick -- not wearing her auto-dildo.
"Oh, a new gemstone this week, Cunts?" asked Dick-Dick.
"Yes, my sister gave it to me. Isn't it nice?" Dick-Dick didn't reply, but knelt, and began slowly kissing Cunts' thighs, breathing in the rich end-of-day aroma of his boss's pussy while admiring her firm breasts looming impressively above his head. His cock began to rise in response.
"Now, to business," said Cunts. "First, this attack was clearly no accident. The 'eye-witnesses' are of course divided, according to allegiance. Alison's friends all seem to be Eva's enemies, and vice versa -- oh fuck, that's good, Dick-Dick, nice and slow..." Professor Dick was now gently kissing his boss's pussy with softly pursed lips. Cunts continued: "But Nurse Barbara -- you know, Buns -- swears that the wound could not have been caused by Alison jerking upwards suddenly. That tallies with Anna's recollection -- fuck yeah, just like that, gently, gently..." Dick-Dick had moved on to gently licking around Cunts' outer lips, teasing her pierced clit every now and again with the tip of his tongue. "It is fortuitous that Matron Standley was on leave this week, and Buns already knew Alison's tits really well from FP -- fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck..." Dick-Dick's tongue was now probing between Cunts' inner lips, tasting her deep-cunt nectar, slurping it up and spreading it over her vulva. "So, it was definitely a deliberate act of GBH by Eva. Alison's parents are furious, and want to bring in the police in. They came down from Cunthorpe on Monday night -- they're all staying in the Titz this week, they've taken Alison there as well. I managed to calm the parents down by letting the dad fuck my ass while I ate the mom's cunt. And they were very pleased to see that we stock Bates butt-plugs as standard! So they have now agreed to let us complete our internal investigations first..."
"No pun intended?" muttered Dick-Dick, as he starting deep-tongue-fucking his boss's cunt.
"Ha ha!" replied Cunts. "It doesn't help that Eva's black -- that always brings out the worst suspicions in people. If we could persuade the parents to settle for rustication -- fuck shit slow down, fucking slow down Dick, I can't fucking talk straight if you go so fast!" Professor Cuntslicker's colleague had clamped his entire mouth around her cunt and was chewing her clit vigorously -- but now, obediently, he apologised and eased off, going back to his gentle tongue-probing. "Yeah, that's better, nice and slow... But, of course, this is complicated by the whole 'love' thing -- which maybe you can tell me more about, Dick?"
"Ah, 'love'. You probably remember when it was made illegal, do you, Cunts?" Dr Dick got up, his face gleaming, and proffered his long stiff cock, the bulging head of which was already purple and glistening with pre-cum.
"Ah, those were the days!" Professor Cunts suddenly looked dreamily nostalgic, as she started gently stroking Dr Dick's long cock with her hand, smearing his pre-cum over the mushroom dickhead so that it gleamed. "2030 -- and the Great Expulsion was under weigh. The European Union had embraced the Enlightenment two years before, you see, and of course one of the conditions of our re-joining was that we sign up too. We who were in the vanguard of the Fuckers Party were celebrating our victory in the Referendum, which we knew meant the end of 'love' and the beginning of the primacy of Pleasure." Cunts' eyes glazed over with emotion, as she felt Dick-Dick's hard cock jerk and bob in her hand. "I always thought it would be the religious reactionaries who would undermine the revolution. But actually, we managed to expel pretty much all of them -- and most of those that remained caved in and joined the Church of the Enlightenment..."
"C of E?" interrupted Dick-Dick.
"Exactly," said Cunts, spitting on his cock-head and smearing saliva generously up and down his shaft. "A bunch of unprincipled hypocrites, if there ever was one. So, unexpectedly, now it's the ethnic minorities who now pose the greatest threat, because many of them still have friends and relatives in Unenlightened countries. I remember back then demonstrating against allowing the children of Undesirables to stay in the Union, even if sterilised. You can sterilise a body -- but not a mind, if its allegiance is divided." Professor Cunts swivelled round and lay down on her desk, her head dangling upside-down off the edge so that her colleague could slide his cock into her open mouth.