I was driving home from the supermarket one day shortly after Tasha's visit, cursing having drunk that third cup of coffee before leaving my apartment. I'd forgotten just what coffee can do to me, how it can suddenly make me need to shit like instantly. I was also cursing the fact that I was feeling horny before I left and went to the store wearing only a short dress and no panties. This was nothing out of the ordinary for me and walking around the store like that gave me the usual thrills. I kept squatting down to look at items on the bottom-most shelves, my dress riding up my legs until my pussy was almost exposed. I remember in the soup aisle reaching for a can of cream of mushroom and a stockman pushing a lorry down the aisle piled with boxes of pasta suddenly slowed and stared at my pussy area. I swiveled on my heels to give him a better look, but he never said anything and didn't try to come on to me, so that was it for him. Besides, he was kind of worse for wear and scruffy, not exactly the type I could picture fucking me with abandon or whose cock I was dying to suck. Too bad, because I was starting to feel super excited.
But now I was driving home, rocking back and forth on the seat, straining to prevent having a bowel movement. Why the fuck couldn't I be wearing slacks and panties, I would just shit away in them to my heart's content! Nothing unusual about that, either; I'd done that before, sometimes on purpose just for the fun of it. I loved the way it felt piling up in my panties, all that shit squishing against my ass. I'd make sure all the windows were closed so none of the delicious aroma would escape. Sometimes I'd plan this ahead of time, like in the parking lot at the mall or local park, but other times I'd do it while driving. It could get so distracting that I would have to stop, just pull over to the curb or whatever, and just yield to the moment and enjoy it to the max. But in order to do a panty poop you had to be wearing panties, and I wasn't. If I took a shit now it would ruin my dress, which I could live with, but it would also destroy my car seat, which was cloth and not vinyl. No, I was only about five minutes from home now, and I was just going to have to make it in time.
I parked the car in the driveway next to my apartment, jumped out, and made a dash for the stairs leading up to it. I'd been thinking about this for the last few minutes, and now it was decision time: Once inside should I race for the toilet? That would be the most obvious thing to do, the most prudent, but seeing I was alone under these circumstances, fuck no, that was the last thing I wanted to do. I wanted to enjoy this in the messiest way possible. How about jump in the tub or just hang my ass over the side and shit there? Much better, I thought. Shit in the bathroom sink? Not bad, either; there was novelty to that and not so routine as the tub. What about the kitchen sink? Now that was way out of the ordinary and seemed the vilest of my choices and the hottest option of all! The door from outside leads into the kitchen, so maybe the kitchen sink it would be. This was going to be super wild and dirty!
But when I came through the door and entered the room, I saw in the dish drainer a large porcelain serving bowl I had used to cut some fruit up in earlier and washed, and instantly had the best idea of all. I grabbed it, plunked it on the kitchen table, which fortunately was empty, quickly threw my dress off over my head, got up on a chair, positioned my ass over the bowl, and immediately shit a long and juicy log into it. Another turd followed, almost as long and fat, and then a third one. The bowl was filled with beautiful smelly shit, and I was ecstatic!