*Contains Mpreg elements...
A World of Pregnancy: Gretchen's Adventures in Pregnant Dating
"Dating" while Pregnant
Now that I'm officially preggo, I'm gonna need to be pumped full of cum vigorously and often. I need as much semen in me as possible, swelling my belly more and more. The positive pregnancy test was two days ago and I've yet to be creampied since getting the good news. Simply unacceptable. So, I post an ad online:
"Looking for pregnant men. Horny as hell. Knocked up but not showing yet. Reply so we can fuck. Cum inside me, please. Not looking for a relationship of any kind. Perverts preferred."
Slutty and to the point! The responses come startlingly quickly. And I pretty much immediately regret the "perverts preferred" line. People ask to shit on me, piss on me, hump my throat until I throw up, call me "mommy" while we fuck, attempt the legendary DVDA (double vagina & double ass penetration - in terms of where FOUR DICKS would go!). And that is far from a comprehensive list.
I have to wade through some things I personally find off-putting (trying real hard not to be judgmental here), but there's gold to be found amidst the bullshit. Among the more attractive offers is from a preggo fetishist who's expecting himself, heavyset and charmingly eager. He's happy to have a casual hook-up into whom he can shoot his load. Six months along, his pics show off a nice bump: moderately hairy, nice and round, blemish-free and cute. I have him over. He asks that I hold his belly as he fucks me missionary. The bump is soft with fat, firm with baby, and all sorts of sexy. He sticks around to cum in me twice and gets me off a good half dozen times. Fun, fun, fun.
For a week or so, I manage a "date" with a different pregnant man every day. An awe-inspiring 9 month torpedo belly makes a glorious appearance. One guy brings his wife along to watch. The hairiest of the bunch insists on spraying his breast milk all over me before he fucks me, leaving me sticky absolutely everywhere. Someone disappointingly refuses to cum in me, opting to shoot onto his own bump and rubbing it in until his entire abdomen shines. It's a pretty nice variety of experiences. With each load I get inside me, I imagine my insides filling with cum, leading inevitably to my impatiently-desired swollen belly. I cannot fucking wait to start showing.
Meet-Cute
Two months into the pregnancy, I'm at the hair salon, and waiting for a haircut in the chair next to mine is a good-looking guy, probably mid-20s. To the eye, not a pregnant man (confirmed later). So, not someone I'd go out of my way to pick up ordinarily. He starts talking me up, though, with pretty obvious romantic intent. "I'm in here at least twice a week," he opens with. "Fast growing hair, I guess. Should probably see a doctor at some point." It's odd and funny; he gets a laugh from me right away. Introductions follow: his name's Wes, and he has no plans tonight. Our rapport is immediately comfortable, I like his directness, and I also lack plans for tonight. We'll go out for a drink at 8.
I get there 20 minutes early and order a tonic water with lime. Indistinguishable from a gin and tonic to anyone who didn't hear me order it. My thinking is I don't want this guy to instantly know about my pregnancy. Ordering a soft drink could lead to questions, and I don't want to lie, either. I found this guy quite charming at the salon and want this to be an actual date, not like the euphemistic "dates" of pure fucking I've been having lately. I don't intend to keep my secret for long, not even for the entirety of tonight. Leading with being single and pregnant via an anonymous screwing does not seem wise to me. I'll show him some of my non-preggo personality before I break the news, hopefully winning him over enough to prevent the pregnancy from scaring him off.
He arrives 10 minutes after me. I've barely taken two sips of my non-alcoholic drink, not wanting him to see a drink that needs to be refilled right off so he doesn't order for me and learn I'm not drinking alcohol (I've thought this shit through pretty thoroughly, as you may have gathered). He orders himself a Sam Adams and we start talking. Where we grew up, schooling, jobs, taste in music/movies/TV. We click like crazy. Not a ton exactly in common, but we feel like kindred spirits remarkably quickly. I'm nursing my drink extremely slowly, but it unavoidably gets low enough that Wes offers to order another round. "What are you drinking?"
The question I've maneuvered so diligently to avoid has finally come. "Tonic and lime," I tell him, and I decide things are going well enough that I should reveal my secret at this point. As soon as the bartender puts the drink in front of me, I dive into it.
"I'm avoiding alcohol, as my drink choice may have suggested. Because...I'm pregnant, actually. Just two months in, so [I pat my still flat abdomen] not obvious yet. I am single, have no connection to the father, just wanted to have a baby at this point in my life. So, yeah. If that's a deal-breaker for you, I 100% understand, no offense whatsoever if you don't want to see me again. I didn't want to tell you right off the bat because I wanted you to get to know me a tiny bit besides this one fact, and I kinda wanted to see if you were worth telling. And, to be super honest, I think you're very much worth telling. I feel us clicking, and it's embarrassingly early to say this, but despite my pregnancy, I'd love for this not to be our only date."
I exhale deeply and very audibly at the conclusion of the diatribe. Good to get off my chest, but I'm super nervous in the few moments prior to his response. He'd maintained eye contact and a kind facial expression throughout my monologue, so I let myself have a tiny bit of hope.