I have always been first chair in the Clarinet section. There is this girl named Abigail Conley that plays Flute in band and Clarinet at home who became my best friend pretty quickly. I normally don't tell about my Clarinet fetish, in fact, not even she knows about it. I don't know what it was about this girl though, but I felt like I could tell her anything, which is very uncommon; usually I don't tell anybody about anything. Abigail is about 5 foot, 8 inches and is skinny like me. One thing about Abigail though is that she is terrified of balloons. So as long as I don't tell her my little secret about that, everything will be good. Abigail is like me, she is quiet and mostly calm; but if you talk to her she will definitely talk back. We are both 18, and our birthdays' are not far apart.
During Christmas break of my senior year when she would normally hang out my house, the conversation came up about if I had a deepest darkest secret. Because I trusted her so much, I eventually told her mine. I can still remember the conversation. She asked, "Do you have a deep dark secret?"
I said "Yes."
She said relieved "Oh, me too."
I said, "I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours, but you don't have to if you don't want to." I made it sound like I wasn't begging, just curious.
She said, "That will work."
I said, "Well, I have a fetish with my Clarinet." I knew she would be confused when I told her, and expected her to ask more.
She asked confused, "What do you mean?"
I replied, "Playing my Clarinet turns me on."
She said a little surprised, "Wow."
I continued to tell her more by saying, "Yeah, I've even went so far as to use my Clarinet as a sex toy."
Amazed, she asked, "How do you do that?"
I replied, "I put my penis inside the bell of my Clarinet and make it wet inside there, then I move the bell of my Clarinet up and down until I cum inside it." I was started to get a little scared with telling her all this, which was why I was being so short with her in the first place.
She said happily, "That's pretty hot."
I said, "Yeah." I was glad that she didn't start freaking out on me.
She asked, "So did your sperm get stuck inside your Clarinet?"
I was trying to make it seem like it wasn't my first time, "It oozes out when I take my penis out."
She said slowly, "So when you say it oozes out, do you mean that this was onetime thing?"
I told her, "No, I do this almost every day."
Surprised, yet amazed she said, "Wow!" She paused for a little bit and then said, "Well I guess I'll tell you my deepest darkest secret."
I said wanting to know what it is, "Ok, tell me."
She said, "Well when I was 5, it was discovered that I have a birth defect and it's impossible for me to have children. Also, I barely have periods because of it. I don't tell anybody this because they usually get all weird after they hear it."
I replied trying to support her, "People are just stupid, but it's not your fault."
She said, "I know!" Some time had passed and she said, "So this will be weird, but I kind of want to see you use your Clarinet like you do, but I don't know maybe that would be too weird." I was waiting and hoping for her to ask me this, if she hadn't, I would have suggested to later.
I replied, a little nervous, "I can show you how I do it."
She agreed, "Sure."
I then opened my Clarinet case and put my Clarinet all together. I said, "First I blow warm air in it and play it for awhile." I then played a note on my Clarinet for a short time. I then said, "Normally I practice my Clarinet naked."
She said smiling, "Well okay then."