Chapter 17
As my wife settled into a routine with her four lovers, I started to feel a sense of normalcy in our marriage. Now, I'm sure that most men wouldn't consider it "normal" to have their wife regularly dating and fucking other men, but for me, it was a welcome change from Cheryl's promiscuity during her "slut years." But despite feeling that I knew all my wife's various idiosyncrasies, there was one trait that I did not fully appreciate and that was her issues with jealousy. And I learned this the hard way following a Christmas party hosted by a co-worker of Cheryl's.
It had all started innocently enough in that we had planned to make an appearance at the party and then head home early. But when we arrived, we noticed there were quite a few more people than we had expected, and the party was in full swing. Lynn, my wife's co-worker, had even arranged a small dance area in the living room and liquor was flowing freely. Because my wife knew many of her other co-workers she was soon flitting about the party, joking, and carrying on as I stood awkwardly by myself near the bar. Before long, Cheryl was dancing with some of the other women and then the braver men moved in and I watched as my wife alternated dancing with several different men over the course of about an hour.
Now, I'm no stranger to watching my wife dance and flirt at a parties or nightclubs and I can't even count the number of times I've stood at the edge of a dance floor, uncomfortably holding my wife's purse or drink as she dances with other men. But usually in these situations I'm either ignored completely, or I'm seen as a pariah, the pussy-whipped husband who is oblivious to his wife's flirtatious behavior. However, this night as I stood there awkwardly, watching my wife dance with one man after another, I suddenly noticed that a short, somewhat overweight, blonde woman had moved next to me and was also watching the dance floor.
When this woman saw me glance in her direction, she introduced herself as Kim. Kim was one of Lynn's neighbors and as we got to talking, I learned that she had recently divorced. One thing led to another and before long Kim and I were chatting like old friends as we idly watched the dancers. Although Cheryl had been involved in several steamy dances, I didn't think she would go too far with so many of her co-workers present and so I just continued my conversation with Kim, never hinting that the sexy woman shimmying on the dance floor was my wife.
I had to admit, it was nice to talk with Kim and although not beautiful in a traditional sense, she would have been kind of cute if she lost some pounds and dolled herself up. Kim was an elementary schoolteacher and with her mousy blond hair, baggy sweater, knee length skirt and complete lack of make-up, she looked every bit the part. However, it had been so long that a woman had taken any interest in me that I was hanging on her every word and when Kim reached out and touched my arm in an obvious flirtatious gesture, I found myself blushing and stammering like a schoolboy.
I think that Kim found my shy response to her flirtations to be appealing and when she asked me whether I wanted to dance, I almost forgot Cheryl's rule about me dancing with other women. But as Kim grasped my hand and attempted to lead me to the dance floor, I caught myself, telling Kim, "I'm not much of a dancer. Thanks anyway."
Unfortunately, it seems that Cheryl witnessed this little episode and seeing Kim and I locked in conversation, she stormed over to where we were standing and snapped, "We need to go, Mike."
That was it, no introductions, no small talk, but from her tone, I knew Cheryl was pissed off and so I quickly said goodbye to Kim and then hurried to grab our coats before escorting my wife out to the car. As soon as I had closed the car door, Cheryl spat out, "Who's your girlfriend?"
"You mean Kim? She not my girlfriend. We were just talking.", was all I could respond as I could plainly see that my wife was livid.
"I can't even leave you alone at a party and you start flirting with another girl. I thought you loved me.", angrily scolded Cheryl.
I could see that I wasn't really getting anywhere but I tried anyway as I replied, "I do love you. We were just talking."
Cheryl didn't say anything in response as we drove the rest of the way home in silence. But when we entered the house, Cheryl marched straight to our bedroom, snapping, "You can sleep in the guest room!"
With the way my wife was acting, I knew better than to protest and I started to head down the hall when she hissed, "So you like fat blondes?"
My wife was obviously filled with rage as I stopped and replied, "No, no, it's not like that. Not at all. I was just talking to ..."
I couldn't even finish my sentence as Cheryl screamed, "I can't believe you were flirting with that bitch right in front of me! And in front of my friends, too! How could you embarrass me like that?"