Lucas's slow, confident trek back to his office could not have been more different from his panicked sprint to the laboratory only moments before. He was holding his head high, with his shoulders thrown back in a display of almost-swaggering self-assurance. He knew Brooke was following along behind him, but he did not turn to engage her in conversation -- from that playful, flirtatious smile that had been plastered across her face ever since she had seen him, Lucas had gathered that she remembered at least some of the previous night, and had evidently enjoyed herself. That was the first order of business, Lucas decided to himself, as he neared his open office door: set everything straight with this girl.
"Ok Brooke," said Lucas, exhaling loudly as he rounded his desk and lowered himself deliberately into his black leather chair, leaning back in it just like he had done days ago for the interviews. "Close the door behind you, please, if you don't mind."
"Oh, I don't mind at all Mr. Mineur," came Brooke's answer, obviously fraught with suggestive undertones. Lucas watched her turn her back to him as she pulled the door shut, once again taking the opportunity to admire her backside, despite how unstylishly dressed she was. He blinked and snapped his eyes back up to her head, which was now turning around toward him. The last thing he needed to do was have her catching him looking at her body -- if that dumb grin of hers was any indication, she wouldn't need much to fuel her amorous advances.
"Now, let's get one thing straight," said Lucas, not even asking Brooke to sit down. He wanted to re-emphasize the power dynamic in their relationship. "Whatever happened last night...we're not going to talk about it to anyone, ok Brooke?"
She blinked her eyes slowly at him, and Lucas felt a definite stab of irritation -- she wasn't taking any of this seriously. She was literally batting her eyes at him, expecting to have the same effect as she did when she was...well, when she literally wasn't human anymore.
"Why nottttt?" she asked playfully, bringing a finger up to her brunette hair and twirling it around, in a way that she clearly thought was sexy. "I enjoyed myself last night!"
"I...look, what happened last night was...a bad mistake, ok?" said Lucas emphatically. "A...an unfortunate malfunction of...of some of the technology, alright?"
"Malfunction?" asked Brooke, narrowing her green eyes slightly. "I...thought it was all on purpose. You were pressing that remote in your pocket, Lucas. I remember."
"I...ok," said Lucas, backtracking a little. He had hoped that his lie would go right over Brooke's head, but now, apparently, he had to deal with the fact that her memory of the previous night was quite clear, at least in parts. Lucas realized that he needed to subtly, but definitively, get straight what she remembered and what she didn't.
"So," he said, inclining his head sideways as he forced himself to look composed, "How much of last night...do you actually remember, Brooke?"
Her cheeks quickly reddened, and a sheepish grin crept across her face. She looked to the side, like she was embarrassed, but in a way that she enjoyed despite herself.
'Oh no,' though Lucas.
"Wellll...a lot of it, actually," said Brooke slowly, her green eyes finding his again. She dropped her briefcase down beside her feet and took a couple steps up to his desk, until she was almost right up against it. Very deliberately, she leaned down, putting her fisted knuckles on the wood of his desk as she provided him with a consciously overt view of her cleavage, which, despite having shrunk considerably, was still nothing to scoff at. For a split second, Lucas got lost in the heavy downward sway of each of her breasts, but it didn't take much self-control for him to dismiss his animal instincts. Brooke was a 5 out of 10 right now, tops...and it irritated him that she was behaving like an 8 or 9.
"I remember growing...a WHOLE lot...everywhere," she said in a low voice, that was meant as a coo, cut only came out in an awkwardly low octave. "I remember getting soooo big that my dress like...literally started tearing."
"Yes, yes, I remember all that," said Lucas brusquely, waving with his hand. "What else?"
"Mmmmm, well, I remember...getting smarter than you, haha! You were totally embarrassed! It was suuuper cute, actually. Although, well...I don't really remember a lot of the, um, particulars of what all I was thinking when I...when I hit that point."
"Do you remember when we talked about...about Buckminsterfullerene?" asked Lucas, trying desperately to hide the agonized eagerness in his voice. He was testing the extent of her brain -- she certainly seemed more on top of it than she had been when she first came to Braden...
"About what?" asked Brooke, furrowing her brow in puzzlement.
"Buckminsterfullerene," repeated Lucas, sighing in relief even as he enjoyed himself saying the long word out loud.
"Is that...an actual word?" chuckled Brooke.
"Uh, yes...yes, it's an actual word," remarked Lucas, not bothering to hide the condescension in his voice. "Ok, so anyway, tell me what else you remember. Let's keep this rolling."
"I remember you...uh, heheh...uhhh -- " And here Brooke rotated her head slowly on her neck, looking at him sideways.
'What is she doing?' thought Lucas exasperatedly. 'Is this how she thinks you're supposed to flirt?'
"Well come on Brooke, what is it?" asked Lucas, rotating his hand in a "hurry-it-up" motion.
"It's just, kinda funny, is all," she said, looking down on him kindly, though with that same unswervingly flirtatious sparkle in her eyes. "You were soooo excited to take me out to dinner and...and impress me, and...haha, and then I ended up just calling you out! Remember? About Rick being the real expert for the project and you just being the -- "
"Ok, ok, that's enough of that," interrupted Lucas, putting up his hand. She had him going now, and even as he reminded himself to keep his cool, he had to say something here.
"I hope you realize, Brooke, that your...little comments about all that last night just...could not be further from the truth, ok?"
"It's ok Lucas," laughed Brooke, shaking her head down at him. "You're so tense! I don't care if you're not the smartest person in the office. It doesn't matter!"