I was sitting at the food court exposing my six-pac, just to give the ladies a little treat. I know it turns them on to see all those rippling muscles in my belly, and hey, it's not against the law to have your shirt open. I really get off more by letting them see my Johnson but hey, you can get arrested for that.
So anyway, this sexy broad just walks right up to me and starts talking as she stares at my belly. I'm thinking lady this is your lucky day, you're gonna get a taste of Pauly Vee. Turns out, she wants my body all right but not for a little somtin, sometin, she wants to hire me.
"My name is Karin Vestar and I run a club called The Prong, it's a women's club and we like to parade men around naked for our ladies enjoyment. Everyone seems to be enticed by that show, Jersey Shore, and by Mike 'The Situation,' do you know whom I referring to?"
"Hey lady I'm twice the man that Guido is..."
"Young man we don't allow such slurs at our club."
"Anyway he not even from Seaside Heights, at least I got a cousin that lives there."
"All I'm hopping is that what's in your pants is at least halfway as impressive as that dynamite belly of yours"
With that, she just grabs a hold of my junk and gives it a squeeze. Well I must have passed the test cause she then gives me a card and tells me to show up Friday for an audition.
I hate to call myself a flasher because that makes you think of that dirty old man in an overcoat that hangs out down by the boardwalk. Still I sure get off on showing my junk to the ladies and if this broad is telling the truth about paying me, I'm all over that. When I got there Friday, I'm wearing the tightest jeans I got and a cut off tee shirt that shows off my abs. In the lobby there is five other gumbas waiting to interview and I see right away that I'm the best in the room. I walk into the office relaxed, as I already know this job is mine. There's five old ladies waiting for me and they're hot enough for me to think that I'd do every one of them. The one in charge is that Karin from the food court and she tells me to strip. When I pull down my jeans one of em says,
"Look girls he goes commando, I like that in a boy."