B&B Tales: Wine and Rose's
by Frances Belle
Christine felt a pang of disappointment when she and Adam first walked into the bed-and-breakfast. She had booked a room at
Wine and Rose's
because out of a list of top ten romantic inns in Virginia, this one seemed to be the least likely to have other guests. It was described as "off the beaten track," because, according to the Internet, the inn was a 45 minutes' drive from Middleburg, meaning that it was relatively far from the chic town whose restaurants and antique shops were draws for tourists.
But right there, standing in front of the white-haired woman seated at a short wooden desk that held a guest book, stood a couple with a small suitcase and a tote bag, obviously in the process of checking in. They were tall, Christine noted, as they leaned over to sign the guest book.
Long flanks
, Christine thought, as she appraised the woman's derriere and upper thighs squeezed into black stretch pants.
Rugged
, she thought, when she moved her gaze to the man, broad-shouldered and narrow-waisted, dressed in a black-and-green checked flannel shirt and black jeans.
"Go ahead up, John," the woman said. "I want to catch up with Rose some more." John bent down and with large hands picked up the suitcase and tote bag by the handles and headed down the hallway toward the staircase at the back.
"Wait. What's our room?" the woman asked. John stopped and looked at a ceramic rectangle keyholder that was in the same hand as the tote bag. "Burgundy." Glancing at the cuckoo clock on the wall at the other end of the room from Rose, he added sternly, "Bonnie, you know our reservation is at six. We probably don't have time to take showers."
"Ok," Bonnie replied. "I won't take long down here. Be up in a few minutes."
"The Burgundy room is on the third floor," Rose said. "Oh, I know," Bonnie replied. "I remember we stayed in the room next to it last time, before the pandemic. Claret."
At that moment, Rose looked at Christine and Adam and gestured for them to come to the desk. "Speaking of the Claret room," she said, "That's where you two are staying. You're Christine and Adam, am I correct?"
"Correct," Adam replied. As Bonnie turned around, he asked her "Are we interrupting?"
"Oh, no. I didn't see you guys waiting. I'm sorry. No, you go ahead. Rose and I were just chatting. I'll wait." She stuck out her hand to Adam. "I'm Bonnie." Standing up, Bonnie was an inch taller than Adam, who Christine knew was five feet nine inches. Christine herself was only five feet one inch, blond-haired and blue-eyed, and a little bit thicker in the waist than she would have liked.
"Adam," he said. "And this is Christine," he added, just as Christine was shaking Bonnie's hand and saying "I'm Christine." "My husband is John," Bonnie said.
Rose smiled at Adam and said, "I'll just need to see your ID's. We already ran your credit card when you gave it on the phone." Christine and Adam fished out drivers' licenses. Rose glanced at them, and nodded. She gave Adam the pen. When he finished signing the guest book, he gave it to Christine to sign.
"There's water over there," Rose said, pointing to a mini-fridge that was underneath a large painting of a woman in an equestrian outfit. "And cookies up there," she added, gesturing toward an antique buffet that sported a vase holding a colorful bouquet of flowers, next to a bureau with a large mirror just above. "WiFi is open--you don't need a password. When you're done unloading, drive your car back over to the left and then around the gravel road to the back. The parking lot is back there. Here are your keys. This one is for the back door, where you park your car, so you don't have to come all the way around to the front. This one is for your room."
"We have our stuff here," Adam said, pointing to their duffle bag. To Christine, he said "I'll go park the car, then head up. I need a bathroom stop." He walked briskly out the door.
Turning to Rose, Christine said, "Oh, I have a question. When's breakfast?"
"Well, we run a little late here. Art and I live down the road," Rose said, gesturing with her right hand. "Art cooks breakfast in our kitchen, then he brings it over, usually around quarter to nine. We have a girl who does set-up, she typically comes in around nine and everything is ready around 9:20, 9:30."
"Ok," Christine said, and then she backed up a few steps to give way to Bonnie. Leaning over the desk, Bonnie said, "Like I was saying, we were worried that you'd be closed. You know, that the pandemic might have put you out of business."
"We were fortunate," Rose replied. "The state had some money for small businesses affected by the pandemic. Since we're a tourist business, we were eligible. That kept us going. I'll tell you, since people put the pandemic behind them, we've been going like gangbusters. Filled up every weekend.. Most weekdays even. And now look at us--I don't think we ever filled up the first weekend in December back in the day."
"Wow, yeah, we were so disappointed when we called a few weeks ago and you were booked through January. We're grateful that you called us and said you had a cancellation."
Then the phone rang, and Rose picked up her cane and walked gingerly to the office behind her to answer it. Bonnie turned around and asked, "Christine, where are you-all from? Are you on a long vacation?"
"No, we just drove down for the weekend. We live a little north of Baltimore. Adam's parents offered to watch the kids, and so we decided to make a getaway."
"Nice," Bonnie nodded. "How old are your children?"
"Our daughter is 4 and our son is two."
"Ours are a little older," Bonnie replied. "Two boys, 14 and 12. Kenneth, the older one, is pretty responsible. So we left them by themselves. Not completely--our neighbor said she's look in on them."
"You've come to the right place for a... 'getaway'" Bonnie added conspiratorially. "Rose is really strict about this inn being adults-only. There won't be any children here to worry about, you can be certain of that. John and I live in Richmond. Before the pandemic, we used to come here two or three times a year, for a...'getaway'...and we've
never
been disappointed. A few weeks ago, I said to John, 'I'm in the mood,' and he said 'Do you think Rose opened back up?' and she was open but totally booked. When she called on Monday to say they had a cancellation, we were thrilled. Been looking forward to it all week." Bonnie put her hands behind her head and stretched luxuriously, her breasts rising under her purple button-down shirt.
"I am
so
in the mood," she sighed. Then she tugged Christine by her elbow over to the other side of the room and confided, "I bought a new dress to wear to dinner. It's really scandalous. I call it my slut suit." Then she laughed. Christine could not decide how to react. She just looked up at Bonnie and smiled weakly.
Bonnie went back toward the office and checked for Rose. Seeing that she was still on the phone, Bonnie said "Better head upstairs. Catch you later, Christine. She started to walk away, but then turned her head round. "You've come to the right place," she repeated, winking. Then she sashayed toward the staircase.
When Rose hung up the phone, Christine said, "One more question. Do have any recommendations for where to have dinner?"
Rose slowly made her way back to the desk. "W-e-l-l-l, here's a list. Lots of chains. Some local pizza places. Some beer joints where you can get a hamburger. The 7-11's right up the road if you just want to get something you can take out. Only a couple places where you can really dine."
"Do you recommend one?"
"Walker's is the place I think most people prefer. It's about a 20 minute drive, though." She pointed to
Walker Inn
, an entry on her list of places to eat. "It's got the best atmosphere. And the waiter there really takes kindly to the young ladies," she added, winking and glancing at Christine's bosom, which was ample but well-hidden beneath a sky-blue pullover shirt and white brassiere. "Here, take this sheet. You can bring it back on the way down. Just put it on the desk if I'm not here."
Christine thanked her and took the paper with her upstairs. Reaching the second floor, she passed the Champagne room and the Pinot Noir room. She then proceeded to the third floor, which held the Burgundy room and the Claret room.
After Christine and Adam settled into the Claret room, they called the Walker Inn and made a reservation for 6:45. By this time, Christine had noticed that Bonnie and John talking next door might as well have been in the Claret room themselves. The walls in the old inn were thin, and there was nothing covering the hardwood floors to muffle sound.
After she heard Bonnie and John leave for dinner, Christine sat on the bed. "The bed squeaks," she complained to Adam. "Listen," and she bounced up and down to demonstrate.
"Well, the furniture is old. That's what these places are supposed to be like, I guess," he replied. "I need a shower. Care to join me?" he asked, eyebrows arched.
"No, we don't like the same water temperature. I'll take mine after yours," she replied. He proceeded into the bathroom, apparently oblivious to her pouting.
After their showers, they went downstairs. Between the second floor and the lobby they passed a very young couple coming upstairs carrying paper bags that presumably contained their dinner. Christine and Adam exchanged hellos with the other couple, but they did not stop to chat or introduce themselves. Christine noticed that the young woman had thick red hair and a round face, and her bottom had a little extra padding. The man was blond and very thin.
Adam and Christine went outside to their car, and Adam drove to the restaurant. Along the way, Christine poured out her misgivings about where they were staying.
"First of all, the walls are like paper. You can hear everything. You saw how our bed squeaks and I'm sure John and Bonnie can hear
that.
And speaking of Bonnie, you didn't hear what she was saying to me downstairs about how great this place is for them to come when they're quote in the mood unquote, making it sound like everyone comes here just to, you know,... And then she told me about the supposedly hot new dress she just bought that she calls her slut suit." Adam started laughing, but Christine went on, "And our dear hostess, Rose, made sure to tell me that the waiter where we're going quote really takes kindly to the young ladies unquote, and then she looked up at my boobs like they were what the waiter is going to take kindly to." Adam laughed again.
And did you notice that little basket on the night table next to the bed? The wicker basket with the blue napkin?"