I lived on campus is the housing dorms called Arlington Court. The weird thing about this building was that I was horse shoe shaped, so that our living room window faced the living room windows of the flats on the same floor, but like 11 or 12 flats down the hall. At this point in my life I was a waitress at a restaurant just off campus, so I always got home late. The earliest I'd get home on a saturday was 3am, I always pulled double shifts on the weekend because: 1- didn't have time to work during school time, 2- tips, saturdays I could easily pull $300 on a single shift, twice that amount on a double. So anyway I'd get home really late, change and watch TV, still being an insomniac I rarely ever went to bed. Now this is were the story gets a little strange. We lived on the top floor #12, and in the winter everyone cranked their heat up to the highest they could, and that turned our flat into a sauna. Now living with just another chickie, we were very casual as to what we kicked around the house in. Now Jane likes guy boxers and mens shirts. Some odd obsession with mens clothes, and I... Well in true Bee style, believe that less is more. I mean in your own house, what you wear is your business, right? Ha wrong! What we didn't know, cause we aren't that nosy is that you could see right into our windows from the flats on the opposite side. And how we found out was actually funny. One day getting home from work it was pouring rain and as I walked across the living room I was talking to Jane and taking off my wet things. Each time I took off something Jane noticed that the dude across the way would take something off as well. Jacket off, jacket off. Sweater off, sweater off. Pants off, pants off. It ended there for then cause I was both oddly amused and creeped out. Anyway after then we kinda kept an eye on the Neighbours.
Sorry for the long intro but you have to get the full story in order for me to continue...
But you have to understand that Jane is like a nun. She is happily married now to the nerd of her dreams, and I'm sure she was holding the V card on her wedding night. Props to her, but not my style. I on the other hand...a bit on the crazy side. My room was on the same side of the flat as the living room, and so was Mr. X's. it kind of became a habit to check to see if he was up before I went out or whatever. He used to make funny signs and put them on his window like: put me at ease with a strip tease. Funny guy.
But again I digress. I told my BF at the time about it, and this in a very dude like way completely fascinated him. So he started talking about doing it in front of the window. Knowing that this dude was my neighbour I was like no" what if he becomes creepy". But he kept pestering, and pestering. So finally we agreed on a really steamy make out session, you know the kind that leads to sex but isn't sex. Yeah, so here we are like weirdo's standing in front of my window making out. Not feeling the vibe at all because its so forced. We look over and there is mr. X laughing his head off. He tell us to hold on for a second, walks away comes back with a sign and a girl, this time this one says: wanna play. Now who the heck am I to turn down a challenge, and my bf even more unlikely to do so. He grabs a box and a marker and writes back: your move.