NOTE: This is an exhibitionist story that involves themes of cheating, hotwifing and cuckolding. If you do not enjoy this, please read a different story. Also, special thanks to the folks who gave me great editing feedback including CarpeCollum, 2soon2no and others. Enjoy!
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The five of us were enjoying the hot Mexican sun at the resort pool during my wife Krista's company retreat. She was applying sunscreen to my back when the three sales guys burst into laughter, obviously sharing a joke. She looked their way and smiled. "What's so funny?"
There was an awkwardly long pause while they looked at each other. Then Tucker spoke up, "Krista, we have to tell you something."
"Okay," she said.
"We've been playing a prank on the intern for the last couple weeks. And it kind of involves you."
"What's the prank?"
"We were all at happy hour a couple weeks ago. We got talking about which girls in the office were hot." He winced as he heard the words come out of his mouth. "It's just a thing guys do. We didn't mean anything by it." He hesitated, glancing at Krista who nodded for him to continue.
Tucker shifted his muscular frame uncomfortably and then continued. "When it comes to Theo, turns out he's nuts about you! Thinks you're like the hottest woman he's seen in his life." Tucker flashed a million dollar smile that had no doubt won him more than a few sales deals. "Total. Fantasy. Material." My wife flushed and seemed to soften a bit. I could tell she was flattered.
Rob picked up the story, giggling excitedly. "Yeah and you know Tucker. He's gotta fuck with Theo. Too good an opportunity to pass up, right? So he starts going 'Krista? Interesting. You know about her past right?' And Theo says 'No, what do you mean?' And Tucker goes 'Oh yeah before she took the marketing job with us, she was a stripper.'"
My wife went pale, all of the color leaving her face.
Tucker quickly continued. "We were just winding him up. I mean, no one would believe that, right? But he does. So I figure I make it more and more outrageous until he gets the joke. I tell him you gave up stripping but now you're a swinger. Every time you come back from lunch freshly showered it's because you're screwing a different guy. And the kid is so fucking gullible, he just buys it all." Krista was wide-eyed, her mouth agape in disbelief.
"So at this point it's too much. I can't just let the kid off the hook and tell him we're fucking with him. It's too fucking good. So we've been jerking his chain all week about it. It's hilarious." Tucker was nodding his head with a self-satisfied grin.
Rob chimed in, "Yeah last week after you came back from the gym, I told him that you'd just finished a threesome with a couple that I know." Rob was barely able to stifle his laughter.
My wife stood staring at them in stunned silence. And so did I, for a second. And then I couldn't help myself. I burst out laughing. It was funny after all. I looked at my wife unsure of how she would react and whether I was in deep shit for siding with these neanderthals.
The corner of her lip twitched and then she roared back with a deep authentic belly laugh. Thank God she was laughing. As soon as the guys saw that she wasn't offended they burst out, too.
I should explain that my wife is very conservative. Don't get me wrong, we have a great, if predictable, sex life. But outside the bedroom, she blushes when the subject of sex comes up. She never intentionally wears revealing clothing, even though she has an incredible body. I say 'intentionally' because she works out a lot and I love the way she looks in her tight yoga pants. But she doesn't think of that as sexy and would probably be embarrassed if she knew others did.
So the idea that this kid would believe that she was a former stripper and current swinger really was funny. He obviously didn't know her at all and was super gullible.
Joe spoke for the first time. "I hope you're not offended." He moved his sunglasses to the top of his well groomed salt and pepper hair. His steady blue eyes made contact with Krista's. "We really weren't trying to upset or objectify you. It's just a silly prank that got a bit out of hand."
"I'm not offended," she said. "In fact it's pretty freaking hilarious." My wife smiled. "Theo," she shook her head and chewed on the word. "So what were you guys laughing at just now?"
Tucker handed her his phone. It was open to a group chat with the sales guys and the intern. The last texts read:
TUCKER: Bro it's really too bad that you can't make it down here. You had the chance to spend this whole time around Krista.
THEO: This fucking blizzard! I am so pissed. Are you guys going to hang out with her a lot?
TUCKER: Dude, like 24/7. She's prob going to really let loose with all the booze down here, too.
THEO: FUCK! I want to be there so bad. I wonder if I can drive down.
Krista smiled, raised an eyebrow, and started to type.
TUCKER: Drive? It's like 40 hrs. Would u rly do that just to see her in a swimsuit?
She hit send and started to hand the phone back to Tucker, but it buzzed before she made it that far. Krista read the response aloud.
THEO: I would lick the lint off a moose's ass to see her in a swimsuit.
Everyone burst into laughter. Krista giggled, "I don't even know what that means." The phone buzzed again in her hands.
THEO: Did her husband make it down?
She quickly typed a response.
TUCKER: No. Stuck in the storm too. So she'll prolly be flirting hard with everyone. Too bad you're gonna miss it.