For about a month, I have been reading Literotica.com and finally started posting a few stories. I haven't had a really wild sex life, but I figured I should share a few of my interesting moments with other readers.
Liza, my assistant, handles all the computer stuff at the office. In short, my PC crashed and I got what they tell me is called a "C-prompt." I don't really know what that means, but they tell me it's not a good thing.
So Liza takes a look, tries a few tricks, calls a few friends, then tells me that the computer has probably seen better days and suggests we buy a few new ones. Fine by me, but what about all my stuff on my computer that would be lost?
Liza has a friend at TechServ.com who said she could try to retrieve info from my hard drive, and they scheduled to meet last weekend to give it a try. I wish I had just thrown the damn computer in the river.
Liza's friend, Beck, and I have never met. But she now knows a lot more about me than I ever imagined. They were successful in retrieving most of my documents -- including my porn downloads and, worst of all, my contributions to Literotica.com.
Well, when I came in Monday morning, Liza gave me an odd look and asked if we could talk. "Sure, grab me a Diet Coke and we can visit in my office."
Long story short, she gave me a brief overview of the computer situation and said she could get Beck on the line. She dialed the number, hit the speakerphone button and let Beck take over.
"I was able to recover almost everything on your hard drive," Beck told us. "But there is one thing I don't understand."
"I don't know much about computers, but shoot."
"I couldn't find any of your pics," this computer chick Beck told me. "And based on what I recovered from your hard drive, you are a guy who HAS to have photos of yourself."
"Why would you say that?" I asked. "Do you think I'm vain, some kind of egotist ..."
"No, I think you are an exhibitionist, and all exhibitionists have pics of themselves," she chuckled. "So where are the pics?"
Liza was laughing too, and I was stunned. I stammered about for a few minutes, then acknowledged that I liked looking and being looked at. I admitted I liked public nudity, but again maintained (accurately) that I didn't have any photos or tapes of myself naked.
"If that's the case," Beck said, "then I'll head over with your new refurbished hard drive and show you how to upload pics of yourself." The phone went dead, and I looked at Liza with a puzzled and slightly shocked expression on my face.
"Look, Beck is a great IT person, she works for cheap, she's one of my best friends -- and she thinks she knows you from Hippie Hollow." That's a clothing optional spot on Lake Travis that I frequent, but I wasn't going to admit that to Liza until I figured out what the hell was going on in my very own office. So Liza went back to her office, I started going through the mail, and waited for this Beck woman to show up.
About 10:00 a.m., Liza knocked on my door and she entered with a short brown-haired girl wearing about ten pounds of jewlrey. "Jim, this is Beck," Liza said in introducing us. I didn't recognize her, and apparently she didn't recognize me either.
"He's not the Jim I was thinking about," Beck said to Liza, "but the plan is still on."
Both women giggled, and I just stood there in a daze.
"Jim, we're going to have some fun with you. Beck came up with a sexy little plan, and I agreed to go along with it. Don't be mad. Just enjoy it."
"Enjoy what!?" I asked, wondering what the fuck was happening. While this was going on, Beck started setting up some kind of equiptment in the corner of my office. I didn't look like computer stuff to me; it looked like photography gear.
"Jim, we found dozens of CFNM stories and pics on your hard drive," Beck said matter of factly. "Today you are going to be our nude male, we're going to be your clothed females, and this camera is going to record it all. The disk will be yours when we are done. But based on your Internet browsing habits, I bet you will post some of it."