One time 2 of Heather's friends were over hanging out having a few drinks. Actually they had more then a few, but anyway, later in the evening Kristin asked, "So how did you guys meet?"
Heather and Tom smiled at each other. "It's a long story".
"Seriously, you guys are 10 years apart in age, that doesn't happen everyday. How did you meet?"
Setting her drink down on the coffee table, "You really want to know? You won't believe me", answered Heather.
Heather's other friend, a cute Asian girl name Kai, chimed in "sure, yaa, we'd like to know".
Tom was shifting uneasily, so he got up, "anyone else want a beer"? They said no, so he went to the kitchen. Heather smiled at Tom's embarrassment, and started to tell the story about how they met at Whataburger. As he came back in the room drinking his beer, he heard them laughing vigorously.
"No way!!"
"It's true!"
"Yaaa right!"
"See I told you, that you wouldn't believe me."
Laughing, Kai said in her sexy Asian accent, "Ya, you mean to tell me, you accidentally walk in and saw him peeing, and it was like....soooooooo big you couldn't walk away. Ha haw! That is so funny!"
Pretending to be a little bit perturbed, Heather countered with "You don't believe me? What don't you believe, that we met that way or that it is that big?"
Giggling Kristin answered, "Neither really, I mean come on".
"Well", Heathers eyes search everyone else's, bonding them all together in this conversation that was rapidly getting a little bit riskskay to say the least, "if I prove to you that I'm not lying about the size....would you believe the rest of the story?"
Not liking where this was going, Tom tried to get up, "Ya I think I need another beer."
Heather hooked him with her arm and said, "Oooh no mister. You have a beer, you don't need another one."
Realizing it was no good trying to fight Heather, Tom relented and gave up trying to escape. You have to pick your battles when you are married, so he would appease her. And besides, secretly he was liking where this was going, but at the same time, fantasy is fantasy, but when it happens for real, it's quite another story. His heart started to race. Looking like a frightened squirrel he took a swig of beer.
"So ladies... is it a deal? If I prove to you I'm not lying about the size issue, will you believe me about the rest of the story?"
Trying not to look to interested, Kai and Kristin, nodded, and said, "hhhm, sure, okay, I mean I guess that is fair."
Grabbing Tom's hand, Heather pulled him up out of the sofa. Stopping his impotent protests with a "ey ah, shhh", Heather got behind Tom and put her arms around him and started on his belt buckle. "Close your eyes ladies, and NOOOOO peeking" They did as she asked, and they heard the belt buckle go, they heard the snap of the pants button, they thought this was just a bluff, they were good friends and that this wasn't going to go there! They thought this was just some good old fun, then they heard the zipper!!! Would she? No way they thought.
Heather sounding kind of like a carnival ride attendant went about proving her point, "Now keep those eyes shut ladies. Imagine, you are at your crappy job that you hate, you hate your boyfriend, life sucks, and you knock on the restroom door, no response, you knock again, no response so you open the door and then...okay open your eyes."
As they opened their eyes, Kristin audibly gasped as she breathed in. Kai's eyes widened as big as saucers. Before them was Tom red faced (not that they would even know, that's not what they were looking at) and Heather was holding his large, soft wrinkled penis in her hand like you would if he was peeing.
"Okay ladies. That is what I saw when I opened the door. If you would have opened the door and saw this, would you close it? If you would have, then prove it and close your eyes right now!"
Well needless to say, neither of them did. Infact they both stared dumbfoundedly, with their jaws dropped slightly. Kai shuffled uncomfortably and tried to adjust her short skirt.
"Ya! That is what I thought", Heather was going for the kill now. "and now he's done peeing and he starts going like this", she started shaking it like you would to get the last few drops of dew off the trouser snake. "And being the little pervert that he is, he keeps on doing it!!!!"
Tom was sooo embarrassed! His wife was flopping his dick around under the completely focused attention of her two smokin hot friends. But being a man of character, Tom decided to ride it out.
"You know it's wrong, and you know you should close the door, but then it starts getting bigger and bigger!" Heather peeked around him, looked down, saw the effect her ministrations where having on her husbands exposed penis, then smiled at her friends. "if you would have closed the door and walked away, then close your eyes right now!!!".
Again, needless to say, neither of them did. But then all of a sudden Heather felt like she had taken this waaaay too far, and the sobering reality hit her like a brick. This was her 2 good friends that she grew up with!! Oh my god she was drunk, how did it get to this? WHAT THE FUCK! What was she doing?
Heather tried to do damage control as best she could. As she tucked his penis back into his boxers (not an easy task for it was swelling into an erection in front of her friends) she said in a shaky voice, "ahh well do you believe me now?"
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