You get out of the taxi and walk down the long driveway towards my house on the outskirts of Gothenburg. Out of the blue, I'd sent you a message: "My husband's away for a few days. Book a flight and a hotel :)." It hadn't taken much convincing and the whole plan had come together within a few hours.
You'd checked into your hotel and had gotten straight into a taxi to take you here. I lived at the end of a secluded private driveway, and you realised that either all the houses in Sweden were bigger than you thought, or I, or my husband, must have more money than you had assumed.
You feel wary walking down the driveway; wary that my husband has cancelled his trip and I haven't been able to tell you. You check your phone again: there are still no new messages. There's a single small car in the driveway; another reassuring sign.
You weren't really sure what to expect of Sweden in August but it's really quite warm today, especially at early afternoon. You couldn't help but wear your jeans as usual and, feeling clever about how thoughtful you were, the shirt I'd bought you in London. You know how much I love the outdoors so you have a sturdy pair of boots and a large Russian army surplus jacket that's definitely too big for the mild weather.
You step onto the wooden decking that leads to the front door and ring the bell. You're not sure if you hear a sound from inside or not, but you can't hear any footsteps. Feeling warm you take your coat off and drape it over your arm before ringing again. Still there's no sound, and no sign of me.
In this age of technology there's always a way to get in touch with someone so you take out your phone. You look up my details and start to call. It rings five times and then you hear the noise of a door opening above and to your right. You look up and see me standing on a balcony wrapped in a towel.
"Ooh, sorry. I'm just getting ready," I explain. I had told you that I'd be out for an hour or two this afternoon, meeting some friends for afternoon tea, but I forgot to mention that the doorbell doesn't work. You'd decided to come over anyway rather than wait until this evening.
You smile. It's that smile again. "No problem," you say, "I only just got here."
I lean on the balcony handrail and look down at you. I can't believe you're here, that I'm seeing you in the flesh again. It's been nearly a month since our encounter in London and we've barely spoken since that day. The fun we had in the park, it seemed a hard act to follow.
"Aren't you going to let me in?" you ask. I see you looking at my legs beneath the towel. I'm sure you can't see a great deal from down there, even if you are looking up. I keep it tightly wrapped around me.
"Let you in while I'm wearing just a towel? Not likely," I laugh.
You laugh too. "I've missed your laugh," you say with a wistful expression and my heart melts again.
"You could unfurl the towel and I'll climb up it?" you suggest. That brings a giggle from me.
"Oh, not likely, mister. I'll be down in a minute. Take your boots off anyway; I don't want you clomping around on my nice clean floors."
You put your coat across the low fence at the edge of the decking and untie and remove your boots. I stay leaning on the railing, watching with a smile.
"Erm, I don't see you coming down yet?" you say.
I laugh. "Well, you can wait down there until I'm ready if you like. I might be a while. But I'm not letting you in if I'm wearing less than you. You know our rules." I say the last with a wink.
"Our rules? I'd like to see you following rules," you joke.
"Not rules for me, silly. For you." You roll your eyes. "You agreed to be naked all the time, remember?"
"I agreed no such thing!"
"Well... you almost did. You would have done, but you were away with it at the time." That might actually be true. "And anyway, there's no way I'm going to be the one wearing the least in this relationship, and as I'm wrapped in only a towel you know what that means."
You sigh but, admit it, you knew what was going to happen, it was just a question of when.
"So come on then!" I prompt, as if I really am expecting you to follow my instructions rather than just hoping you will.
You pull off first one and then the other sock and tuck them into your boots.
"Shirt next," I helpfully suggest. I'm really quite happy that you've worn the short-sleeved one I bought you, and even happier that you start unbuttoning it unquestioningly. You slide it off your arms and go to toss it onto your coat.
"No. Chuck it up here," I instruct. You give it a throw and it drifts up towards me. I catch it and hold it to my chest. It's nice to see that bare torso again too.
"Trousers too," I say.
Wordlessly you unfasten your belt buckle and the top button of your jeans. I watch as you slide the zip down and then, leaning on the fence for balance, you pull the jeans off your right leg and then your left. You look up at me and toss the jeans towards me without being asked. I catch them and drop them on the balcony next to me.
"You know, I'm disappointed that you felt the need for those," I say, indicating your briefs. The sense of entitlement I have to your body makes your head spin; how did it get to this point so quickly? Neither of us knows the answer to that.
You look around, realising that you're standing at the end of a driveway in a suburb of Gothenburg in just your briefs, and you've just thrown most of your clothes up to a woman who hasn't been reticent about exposing your body in the past.
"What if someone comes," you ask, looking around and genuinely nervous.
"No-one will come," I explain, and I mean it. The nearest neighbours are behind a row of trees and we're a long way from the road. "And besides, you can always put your coat back on." You look at your army coat; it does cover you from neck to ankles when you're wearing it. "So no excuses," I continue and hold my hand out.
"And you'll let me in?" you ask.
"Of course I will! Just as soon as you're wearing less than I am, I'll let you in."
You barely put up any kind of a fight as you hook your fingers into your waistband and push your briefs down. That monster cock of yours is only just starting to grow, and it's nice to see an erection in its nascent state. It's the first time I've seen that for quite a while.
You throw your briefs up and I catch them eagerly, clutching them to me with your shirt. I look down at your lithe naked body. You put your hands over your groin to partly cover yourself, which I find highly amusing given our history.
"Okay," I say, "I'll leave you with your hands for now. I'll be down in a minute."
I turn around to go back into my room, loosening the towel and letting it drop as I do. I know that you can only see my back as I disappear out of sight, but I'm hoping the thought of me naked up here might arouse you some more. Although perhaps I've gotten you too used to being naked around me that it won't mean an automatic erection any more. I'll have to watch that.
You stand on the decking with your hands over your crotch, and then realise how pointless that is when no-one's around. Every sound from the direction of the road makes you start and you're ready to jump for your coat. Perhaps I should have taken that from you too. No-one comes, of course, but it feels like you're waiting an age for me to open the door.
Just when you're thinking you should get your phone out of your coat and see what I'm up to you hear the sound of locks and the front door swings open. You stare at me with your eyes open wide. Surely you knew it wouldn't be quite as easy as me answering the door in my towel?
You look me up and down. I'm wearing sheer stockings and a short, black cocktail dress. I had time to add a touch of makeup, a pair of delicate silver earrings, and tie a silk scarf around my neck. I didn't want to leave you so long that you got suspicious and this was the best I could manage in a short time. I see from the involuntarily bob of your penis that you approve of my outfit, and I approve of your reaction.
"Come on in," I smile, as if it's perfectly natural to invite a naked man into my home. Well, if Swedish stereotypes were to be believed it would be, although I haven't seen much sign of that behaviour since I've been living here.
You step inside and I shut the door behind you. Only then do I put my arms around you and lean up for a kiss. I wish I was wearing heels, not only to complete the picture but also so I wouldn't have to tiptoe, but unfortunately the hardwood floor is too important to me.
I feel your hands around my waist and then the rod pressing against my stomach. It's a bulge that seems to be growing as we kiss, so I give it some help by running my hands down your chest.
"You look amazing again," you say. I grin from ear to ear. This is my best outfit and the black, figure-hugging material follows all of my curves.