"Hello. Do you fix broken switches?" he asked by way of an introduction when I answered the phone.
"Yes I can do that for you no problem," I answered, thinking just how easy it can be to earn twenty quid.
He sounded quite young and his next announcement confirmed my thoughts.
"Oh great. I threw me shoe at me girlfriend last night and missed. I mean, I missed me girlfriend but 'it the lightswitch an' broke it."
It can only be shameless younger people who will share such information with you. Surely he could have lied about how it got damaged.
"Where are you?" I asked. "I can nip round early evening tonight if you like."
The price was agreed, Ben gave me his address and the appointment was made.
I arrived at exactly 7.30 pm and, as expected, Ben and his girlfriend were in their early 20s and the flat looked surprisingly tidy for a young couple who didn't mind throwing shoes at each other. The girlfriend, Natalie, looked surprisingly sexy too.
Ben showed me to the broken switch which was, somewhat predictably, in the main bedroom.
He closed the door behind me as he left to make drinks for everybody, at Natalie's request. I heard the clinking of spoons in cups but no drink was forthcoming. The next sound I heard was that of girly giggling, with a hint of some boyish chuckling thrown in. Given that the average age of my regular customers is at least 70, this cheeky laughter made a pleasant change from hearing about the weather, illness and how times have changed.
"No. Put that phone away you!" were the first words I heard from the other side of the door. Natalie almost whispered this to Ben but it was hardly a convincing objection to whatever he was doing with his phone.
"Can't. Not with guests in the flat," she whispered, a little more convincing than her last statement.
I had to think quickly. I really wanted to know what was going on in the lounge and a reason to speak to Ben was needed-urgently!
"Where's your fuse box?" I blurted out, just as Natalie was about to take Ben's cock into her mouth. She was on her knees naked, as Ben sat fully clothed, with his stiff cock in one hand and his mobile phone in the other.
"You could have knocked!" she said smiling. I could, but that would have meant knocking on the inside of a door to come out of a room, which didn't seem right somehow.
"Sorry!" I held my hands up and scuttled off back to work, still not knowing where the fuse box was but with a huge erection for my trouble. Natalie was a bit of a looker with her clothes on but with her clothes off, she was an absolute stunner.
I fussed and fumbled with the switch for a short while when my phone announced the arrival of a text message.
It was actually a picture message of a naked Natalie sucking Ben's cock. It was a perfect image of what I had just put a stop to, or so I thought, and a short message that simply said "cum in."
I put down my screwdriver and walked calmly into the lounge.
"Will you film us please? Well, film me givin' 'im a blowjob," asked Natalie, ever so politely for a naked girl with a good hard cock in her hand.
Ben handed me his phone, already set to video camera mode, and I set them off with the word 'action', as if filming a couple having sex in front of me is part of my everyday list of jobs.
She was really going for it. His cock was deep in her mouth as she expertly moved her lips up and down his shaft, occasionally taking it out to lick its throbbing head.