When I was a college senior, my good friend and roommate Gary was dating this very good-looking chick, Patty.
I was not dating anyone at the time, so I accompanied them one Friday night down to the "strip," where all the bars and clubs were that catered to the university crowd. We were en route to this New Wave music club where we partied and danced from time to time. Well, when we got there, it was no longer a New Wave club, but instead, a country-western theme bar spawned by the Urban Cowboy craze then sweeping the nation. If there were ever three people who were not country-western fans, it was we. I don't remember the name of the place because that's the only time I ever went there, but I certainly recall in detail that one night.
It was its grand opening night, and the beer was free 'til midnight. OK, we figured, we can endure the country music long enough to get a few pitchers down, then go party somewhere else. You know, when beer is free, you drink it even faster, and that's just what we did, getting pretty tipsy in a hurry. Everybody else there was doing the same, but it was certainly a relatively scant crowd for 11 o'clock on a Friday night in a college town.
So the DJ, attempting to entice in more customers, took the mike and an amp out to the sidewalk and tried to whip up some interest with the free beer deal, which brought in a few more people, but beer only goes so far. Then he announced that there would be a wet tee-shirt contest. It was obvious he was flying by the seat of his pants, as I'm sure there were no plans for that, but the promise of tits on parade worked, and the place filled up quickly, mostly with guys.
Although in the extreme minority, there were a few chicks in there, though, and they were, like everyone, pooty-faced. Three chicks finally volunteered, or should I say, got persuaded, by the loosening effect of the brew and a whopping $500 first-place cash prize, into entering the contest. Hell, for five bills, I'd enter the contest myself, but I'm flat as a board!
Its being a really hot late May evening there in the South, the contestants were already wearing short-shorts or short skirts, and they returned from the back of the place after a brief change wearing their own bottoms and the bar's tee-shirts featuring the new logo on the back. Being a size too small for each of them and so super tight-fitting, and very thin, white cotton, it was obvious the girls were bra-less. Of course, that's only right for a wet tee-shirt contest, but the point is that the tees were semi-transparent even before they got wet.
With high drama, the DJ introduced each one and helped her up onto the long, wooden-top bar. In fact, all three gals were quite nice—pretty young faces, not a fatty among them, and to say they were not the least bit shy would be an understatement. I'd do any one of them stone cold sober in a heartbeat, and I'm very picky, too.
The first was a tall, thin, blue-eyed blonde with short hair, great legs, a terrific tan, and firm B-cup boobs.
The next gal was a medium-sized cutie, fair-skinned and freckle-faced, with a wide smile, curly brown hair dangling to her shoulders, and B-cup tits, as well.
The third chick was a slim, petite hottie with wavy brown hair all the way to her waist, flawlessly smooth skin, and really long nipples projecting straight out from her little breasts. She flashed a big smile that showed the braces on her teeth. Personally, she was my favorite right away.
They each strutted their stuff from one end of the bar to the other, and you could tell by the way they moved, all three wanted to WIN that five hundred. The DJ lined them in a row right in front of us and proceeded to pour from a beer pitcher the ice-cold water over each of their chests, perking up the giggling chicks' nipples to hard points. The chick with the braces still had the pointiest nipples, by far.
Everyone's whooping and hollering, but the "applause meter"--the DJ's judgement of who got the biggest hand--was close to a dead heat, giving him good reason to drag out the competition. No problem! The thing was, though all three were pretty and had really NICE breasts, none of the gals had anything close to BIG boobs. The tall blonde and the curly brunette had B-cups, and the one with braces, slightly smaller, though, as I said, projecting out with the hardest nipples. Had it been a nipple contest, she'd have won hands down.
Patty was laughing and seemed to be enjoying herself as much as any of the guys, saying she had never seen a wet tee-shirt contest before.
Well, the DJ was trying to get as much mileage out of the contest as possible to pack the place before midnight when the free beer expired in only a few minutes. Our pitcher was empty and we couldn't get the bartender's attention, as his eyes were riveted to the cuties, so the very short Patty just ducked under the opening in the bar and filled up the pitcher herself, to the very, very top.
Patty was a barely 5-foot, Jewish girl with a cover-girl face, dark, flawless skin, and gorgeous, thick, straight jet-black hair halfway down her back. More importantly, at least at the time, was her perfectly shaped D-cup tits, topped off by wide areolas surrounding nice, perma-hard nips.
She was, as usual, not wearing a bra, and had on a bright yellow tee shirt and a short, faded denim skirt.
The crowd, packed in by now like a can of sardines, had collapsed in on the bar opening and blocked her exit, and so she just came back over the top of the bar, sloshing beer onto her chest as she did so. Gary and I reached to help her down and noticed that one of her fabulous boobies was pasted against the tee shirt, plainly visible.
Though obviously a babe, she was so short that I don't think anyone had noticed her before. Now, sitting on top of the bar under the bright lights with a titillating tit on display at the very moment the gut-wrenching Rhinestone Cowboy song ended, someone shouted from the crowd, "Now THERE'S a pair of winning tits!"
Patty was not exhibitionistic, but she was a free-spirited, hippie-type chick, and so not at all inhibited. You could see she was a tad reluctant, being the sudden center of attention and all, but, heck, one boob was already plainly showing, and she was more than a little bit inebriated.
Gary and I were right there beside her and, along with the DJ and everyone else in the crowd, egged her on, pouring her a fresh beer that she downed in a few gulps. Over came the DJ, who, in an exaggerated gentlemanly manner, helped her to her feet, walked her from one end of the bar to the other, then poured a full pitcher of ice water all over her chest, perking up those nipples even harder and revealing those textbook-perfect tits. The crowd erupted into an uproar, and the smiles quickly faded from the faces of the other three chicks still standing on the opposite end of the bar. They had competition—serious competition.
Patty had those kind of boobs that jiggle with her slightest movement, and that's just what they were doing as she laughed and laughed, thoroughly enjoying her fifteen minutes of fame.
The crowd goaded her on, and she shook those yabbahoes every which way, then, with more crowd encouragement—lots of encouragement—finally, and with high drama, stripped the shirt off over her head! No imagination required there. She downed another beer someone handed her, intentionally spilling half of it onto those textbook-perfect tits to make 'em wet and shiny. Patty did, no doubt about it, have one damn fine pair of tits.
She turned to the DJ, and you could hear what she said by her proximity to his mike, "I'm sorry, but I hate country music. Don't you have something else I could dance to, New Wave or something?"
Then the DJ "asked" the crowd if they would mind if he changed the music to something the little lady liked so she could dance for them. I don't have to tell you what the reaction was.
Turns out this new bar was owned by the same people who owned the old New Wave club; they'd just changed formats, so all the old music was still there.
Even if the bar had nothing but country music, I'm sure anyone in there would have gladly run down the street to the record store and bought whatever she wanted. As soon as the B-52's "Mesopotamia" blared over the loudspeakers, she proceeded to dance topless. Wow!