It was a dumb trick to begin with, and the guy was so drunk he couldn't even remember how it went. Then he couldn't find the key, and the girl and I couldn't get out of the handcuffs. For a while we just tried to ignore each other, but people kept getting tangled up between us. Then somebody started throwing beer. The girl had had enough. She stormed out, dragging me along behind her.
"Get these things off me!" she screamed when we were out on the quad.
I didn't even know who she was.
"Get them off!"
"Listen, I would if I could. We're going to need a bolt cutter or something."
"Call a locksmith!"
"Yeah, that'll only set us back a couple hundred bucks, this time of night."
"Well, then get a bolt cutter." She had calmed down to the point that she was merely shouting.
"Do you know anybody who has a bolt cutter?"
"Just get them off."
"Come on. I think there's one in the machine shop."
We were both wet from the beer, and it was cold as hell. The entrance to the Engineering Building was locked. I dragged her around to the back. The windows were dark.
"What are we going to do?" She had brown hair, an ordinary face, a so-so body.
"We've got to get out of the cold. Look, I live in Brenner, right over there. Maybe somebody there has a bolt cutter."
"Oh no you don't. I'm not going to your dorm."
"Well, then, what do you suggest."
"We'll go to my dorm."
"Where's that?"
"Chavez."
It was an all girls dorm, and it was way across campus. "Nobody's going to have a bolt cutter there."
"We'll wait until tomorrow and call the locksmith."
It sounded like a pretty lame plan to me, but at least it was a plan. I tried to set a brisk pace, but she couldn't keep up. The handcuffs made it almost like we were holding hands.
"I'm not even allowed in Chavez this time of night, am I?"
"Just keep quiet."
We went in the side door and up two flights of stairs. At least we were indoors, out of the wind. She peeked down the corridor, then hustled us down to her room. She unlocked the door and hustled us inside.
Another girl was sleeping on the lower bunk. She rubbed her eyes. She had short, curly blonde hair. "Carly?" she asked. It took her a second to register what she was seeing. A boy . . . handcuffs . . .
"Are you guys . . .?"
"We're not anything," said Carly. "We were just standing next to each other."
The roommate was sitting up in bed now. She was not bad looking. I'd seen her around. "What happened?"
"We have to wait until the locksmith opens up."
The roommate didn't quite get it. She got out of bed. She was wearing plain white panties and a silky lingerie top.
"Hi, I'm Mindy." She had a really sweet smile.
"Unless you know somebody who has a bolt cutter," continued Carly.
"Hector," I said. Mindy was cute as a button, actually. Her nipples were poking against her silky top.
"I've got to get out of this blouse though," said Carly. It reeked of beer. We both reeked of beer.
Mindy was aware that I was looking at her nipples. She casually reached down and picked up a pair of sweat pants from the floor.
Carly had unbuttoned her blouse, but she couldn't get it all the way off because of the handcuffs.
"Hold on," said Mindy. She put on the sweat pants, then rooted for something in the desk drawer. She finally found a little metal hook with a plastic handle. She had Carly sit on the bottom bunk. She crossed behind me and sat down beside her. She used the hook to cut the threads of the blouse up the seam and along the sleeve. Then she just lifted the blouse away. It was a pretty neat trick.
Carly was wearing a blue bra. It looked more like a sports top than a bra.
"You guys smell like a brewery," said Mindy. "You need to get out of those clothes and take a shower."
"And just how are we going to do that?" asked Carly.
"You're bra strap will just unhitch," said Mindy. She turned and scrutinized my tee shirt. "We'll have to rip your shirt, though, I'm afraid."
"No, I mean how are we going to take a shower?"
"No one will be up at this hour. I'll keep guard."
"No, I mean what will we wear after?"
"Oh. Let's see. A halter top." She turned to me again. "We can find you some sweat pants, but I don't know what we're going to do about your top."
Mindy collected the clothes and towels. She had a way of getting things done. She took a peek out the door, then motioned for us to come.
The bathroom was down the hall and around the corner. There was a line of stalls across from a line of sinks.
"I've got to pee," said Carly.
"Do it in the shower," said Mindy.
"No," said Carly.
I stood just outside the stall and she took my arm in with her. Mindy kept me company.
"So what happened?"
"A dumb party trick. The guy couldn't find the key."
"What are you going to do?"
"We'll be able to drill them off tomorrow morning when the machine shop opens."
"You're going to spend the night here?"
"I guess."
She was excited. Her nipples were still poking against her lingerie top. I was still looking. She was still letting me.
Then I could feel my hand being jerked around. Carly was finishing up. My hand had been in there with her the whole time.